Star should have been Stephen Hawking

Rating: 1/10 (8 October 2010)

Avatar is an awful movie.
Avatar isn't 'mind numbing' - that is the wrong expression. It's exasperatingly, walk-out predictable. It's the same feeling you get watching a nice-looking person you just KNOW is going to do something stupid. Again and again. We have all done that, and after watching for a while you just despair and walk away ..
But a review should be constructive. So I have had a think and have worked out what could have saved Avatar from all the bad reviews. The hero of Avatar, played by Sam Worthington, should have been played by Stephen Hawking.
Now THAT would have been a movie, won some worthwhile Oscars and made everyone who sees it happy.
Ideas like these don't come cheap, and this one is too late so it's free. But I suggest - if you are making a movie - you contact me BEFORE the casting and the script is finished. You never know what a director's Oscar could do for your career ..