What is worse than bad? Bad in 3D.

Rating: 1/10 (30 September 2010)

If I could have given it a half star, then I would have. You can't even look at the pretty women in this stupid movie because they all have tails. And I'm not talking about those pretty kinds of tails! This is the Matrix but its not all black with black sunglasses. No, instead, its all blue. Getting on with the meat of the review, the symbolism of this movie is all mixed up with the typical good guys (evil white men from Europe) victimizing the tall blue bad guys (I'm guessing they represent the poor noble Native Americans here). Ultimately, all the people sit around looking dumb at the end of the movie just like they do at the end of all those Star War movies and in the Matrix series. Yawn!! I bet the Native Americans were bored as hell until the evil white man got here. Typical. You know, I'd swear the writer of this movie was smoking crack, but I don't want any crack addicts filing a law suit against me. He should just stick to directing. Do another Titanic Movie! Return of the Titanic!