As intellectually stimulating and as colorful as a "My Little Pony" TV commercial

Rating: 2/10 (2 January 2010)

Here are my pros and cons regarding the movie "Avatar"
Pros
1. Lasted three not four hours 2. Nice "free" eye glasses 3. Felt safe in theater as I was surrounded by nerds and felt I could beat up most of the other theater patrons if some sort of riot broke out 4. Many animators were employed during these difficult economic times 5. Julia Roberts wasn't in it 6. Easy to spot the bad guys (they were all white men)
Cons
1. "Plot" was as predictable as an old Andy Griffith show or ABC After School Special 2. Tree of knowledge looked like giant fiber optic lamp from Wal-Mart 3. Set design inspired by "my little pony" 4. Preachy, over-the-top, corny analogy to current situation in middle east. 5. No condom appeared to be used during mating scene 6. Overdone people of color subplot (this time blue) know more about how to have a fulfilling life than "civilized" people.