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Rating: 10/10 (24 January 2010)

So, let me get this straight: You guys...are going to write this movie off because you lack the respect to review it in of itself and not compare it to other movies?!? All I've been seeing in these reviews is how it was similar to other movies and how some parts either beat other movies or sucked compared to. Let me say...
YOU. GUYS. ARE. THE. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. RETARDS!!!!!!
When you go in with high expectations, if you go in wanting what you don't have, you'll always be the loser. Dude, I went with my friend who I had to sweat blood and tears just to get to go because of what shes heard, and she came out THANKFUL I made her come. My MOM, the hardest person to impress movie wise, wants to PREORDER it. Its called optimism, positive thinking, gratitude, humbleness!! Be THANKFUL James Cameron took the time to make what he made her, be thankful he wanted to share his ideas with you, glad he showed us Pandora, not the hauntingly similar qualities of other stuff you've seen. Go in there blind and come out mind blown. Don't criticize it for what its not, or nothing will ever be any good to you.
There, I got that off my chest. Now to properly review the movie.
All I had to do for a viewing of Avatar in 3D was some dishes. no biggie, its easy. Especially when I have to travel two and a half hours to get to the nearest 3D capable theatre in the city and another half hour in the city to sift through traffic, park and get tickets. What I figured out is this movie is fern gully, Pocahontas and Atlantis combined with Camerons mind frame all mixed in one and spit out of the movie machine. You've got an ex marine taking over his scientist brothers spot to go on a distant moon-planet in 2154. From there, its fern gully's setting made glowers and luminescent, Pocahontas story with "aliens" and Atlantis's action and science.
Now tell me, if those three aren't amazing mixes, I don't know what is!!
Here are some of the arguments I've been hearing:
"Unobtanium is totally childish and stupid name." Well buddy, if it wasn't, no one would understand nor care to understand it, making the movie less enjoyable. the last thing you wanna do is use big confusing words to turn away the audience. Besides, its a family film you butt.
"Story is like so many others, lame, boring." Yeah bud, that same storyline is what made those movies good. Its what made Pocahontas captivating, its what made Atlantis exciting, its the basis behind MOST movies if you REALLY look deep. Now your just using excuses to hide behind and seem cool if you review it bad when everyone else seems to love it.
"Characters had nothing to them, unoriginal, lacking" Your wrong in this. Very. Neytiri may have gone back to Jake eventually like most do, but he needed to EARN her trust back, she needed to see he was still trustworthy. She didn't "need" him as she could protect herself, she didn't "run back to him" in their greatest hour of need. Quadrich and parker Selfridge Would stop at nothing and pressed on to the end trying to get the unobtanium, and most villains are stopped much easier then these guys were. There was a need for actual force against them, and it took the indigenous lots to bring them down, lots of effort. sure, they had help from Eywa, but that was only when they were at their end of what they could do.
"No originality" DUDE, Avatar is original in of itself, you just don't think it is because it reminded you of something else. okay we all get that but that does not make it unoriginal. the exact definition of originality: Function: noun 1 : the quality or state of being original 2 : FRESHNESS OF ASPECT, design or style 3 : the power of independent thought or CONSTRUCTIVE IMAGINATION The summary plot in this movie has been played on A lot, making it original!!!!
I have to end now cause I'm not sure where 1000 words is, but think about whats here.
oh, heres my summary:
AVATAR IS AMAZING!!!!