Haven't I Seen This Before? Dances With Pussycats?

Rating: Null/10 (23 December 2015)

The Cast of Broadway's Cats reunites to perform the SyFy channel's adaptation of the 1990 Best Picture Winner "Dances with Wolves". Special effects of flying dragons take the place of shots of Kevin Costner gazing over the plains of the American west. Noble, Close-to-nature giant blue pussycats substitute for Nobel Close-to-nature Native Americans. Trees substitute for Buffalo. Evil corporations replace evil Cavalrymen. It was a James Cameron production--I kept waiting for the Terminator to appear. He only terminated my interest in his movie. Maybe I'll just wait for him to do Titanic 2. And how did Dances With Wolves win best picture over Goodfellas anyway?