So This is what Ewoks grow up to be!

Rating: 4/10 (19 January 2010)

As I sat groaning with boredom at the tired "indigenous population" theme hacked up all afresh for the new decade, I pondered on many possibilities concerning these particular "not so little" indians: Wonder what their life expectancy is? infant mortality rate? death rate from barbaric maturity rituals? etc., all typically left out of the deification of the indigenous population theme in every Hollywood treatment of such... wonder why? Next time we go back, lets be sure to take more beads, firewater and smallpox laden blankets. Maybe that's upcoming in AvaTwo, "Big-Little Horn." Oh, and let's not forget the Idyllic ecosystem, where every entity is quite literally "plugged in." Intellectually and politically dishonest tripe with no character development (I want my legs back! I am an evil military man! I am a thoughtless corporate wonk! I am the fiery, independent femalien! I am the crusty and arrogant scientist with a heart of gold!).
Finally, Giovanni Ribisi is miscast more thoroughly than in any of the thousands of roles in any of the thousands of movies I've ever seen.
A perfect movie for the WalMart masses.
4 stars for good 3D.