Disney's Pocahontas

Rating: 1/10 (1 May 2010)

After many years they finally made a new Pocahontas, I was a little disappointed with the direction James Camerion went, I mean they changed Indians to blue people, John Smith to Jake Sully, gold to Unobtainium, the "New World"(America) to Pandora, Grandmother Willow to...wait what the f**k is Avatar, Oh I'm sorry reader this must be a mistake I walked into the movie theater to see "the greatest movie of all time" and all I see is Pocahontas meets Dancing With Wolves in space, with mechs and blue people. The only reason why it's the greatest movie of all time" is because it made a s**t-ton of money,and passed up titanic, however when Titanic came out a movie ticket only cost around $3-$4 and now its close to $7-$8 and to see in 3-D it cost $15(with a free migraine), so no wonder why it passed up Titanic...I will say this, this movie doesn't deserve a 1/10, but it sure as H3ll doesn't deserve more than a 6-7.