A Crappy Cartoon

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2010)

Avatar isn't really a live action movie. It is a computer generated cartoon. The story is Dances With Wolves on another planet. It has the subtitles, Indians, and evil evil Americans coming to take away everyone's land. It is an exact copy! Anyway, this movie gets laughable in it's Al Gore liberalism. The bad humans come from a "dead" planet where it is no longer "green." All because the evil corporation wants the mineral UNOBTAINIUM. The name is so stupid I have to mention it again. Unobtainium...HAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought I had not heard the name right the first time that reject actor who played the corporation guy said it. Who in their right mind would use such a stupid name? Unobtainium??????
The bad, evil Marine in charge wears muscle shirts, which is very professional. And I couldn't believe my eyes when the evil Marine in his Matrix 3-Aliens 2 walking robot pulls out a novelty-sized RAMBO KNIFE! Is this the height of technology in the future? A giant comedy Rambo knife? In the future they also allow cigarettes in liberal corporate high tech labs and they let a paralyzed person sleep in transport for 5 years when they can fix spines and have human controlled robots that use massive Rambo knives.
The stupidest part of this movie is when the good Marine decides to organize the blue cartoon people to fight the huge, modern evil army. Does this make any sense at all? There was no possible way they could win, so he sent them all into battle knowing they couldn't win with flying dinosaurs and wooden arrows. Then the animals, needing to stay "GREEN" and save themselves from the evil corporation, somehow organize and fight off the bad guys. So, boring and charisma-free Terminator Salvation guy who's Australian accent comes and goes caused many blue cartoon people to die FOR NO REASON! Their fighting didn't do anything! James Cameron is one of the most hyped directors ever. His movies, with the exception of the first Terminator, all SUCK. He ruined Aliens. The original is a classic but his attempt to copy the realistic dialogue and style of the first was terrible, and he can't stay away from the evil corporation as the bad guy. The Abyss was also very, very stupid and Titanic is one of the worst movies ever made. I could go on as to why his movies suck but there's just too much to list.
Avatar is a disaster. But don't avoid seeing it. Watch it and laugh.