One day, when movie technology advances sufficiently...

Rating: 5/10 (29 December 2009)

...perhaps it will be possible to use it to revisit old films and provide them with a decent plot twist here and there rather than "Tarzan rehash #9004" as provided by 'Avatar'. Yes it looks great, the sound is decent, but the only surprise to be had here is that a man can spend ten years on a project and come up with something so bland and, somewhat ironically, one dimensional.
Over the last couple of days I've suffered my way through this and Lars von Trier's 'Anti Christ' and although aimed at very different audiences they both fail to raise themselves above hollow spectacle.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is busy trying to explain to everyone how 'Avatar' can be rated as one of the top 250 films of all time.