The worst movie ever made by James Cameron in the history of 240+ mil movies range

Rating: 1/10 (31 December 2009)

Avatar is most certainly the most mind-blowing boring, and most disappointing (koz of the frigging anticipation) movie of the decade!! Avatar should be entitled "Clone", or be in the same vein as the Scary Movie franchise - ie. a spoof
Avatar is Abyss meets Apocalypto meets Australia meets The Last of The Mohicans meets Dances with The Wolves meets Apocalypse Now meets Jurassic Park meets Alien, meets Starship Troopers meets any John Ford's western films you've ever seen growing up.
Had James Cameron been truly inspired, it could have been a beautiful homage to some of the greatest films of movie history. (I need to confess: Titanic was a crappy schmaltzy corny torture. I stopped liking Jamie Boy's work at The Abyss) Sadly the 20Century Fox people are money people, not cinephiles and they are completely unable to read between lines (such are all the other studios execs, which explains the increase in hits and miss in the biz). They just picture the cash machines filling in with the youngsters $ engulfing pop corn and gorging on coke.
My biggest annoyance was that I had to endure nearly 3 hours of horribly dark and heavy ugly glasses for zepo ! I was way more mesmerized by the 3 mins of the 3D Shrek trailer than the dragginly painful Avatar. The 3D perk in Avatar is soooo mediocre. Get this folks: You have the key to the state of the art Ferrari, but you decide to drive it like a Geo (or for our Estern European friends : a Lada! As for the dialogue: the worst lines that you've heard again and again. My time would be have been more profitable, watching paint dry.
As for the theme, open your hears, it's the exact same notes as The Titanic song. (Luckily Celine was smart enough not to partake in this fiasco) Maybe these glasses act on your brain, and prevent you from thinking straight. This film is a waste of time and money. You'd have more fun having a root canal really ! At least you have a nice consolation aferwards: no more pain. Go see Up in The Air, Sherlock Holmes, The Blind Side, Invictus, go see films with no expectations but being entertained. Avatar is indeed so much so an avatar, that it's a fraud !!
Last but not least: English is not my first language, so if your disagree, please spare me the lame insults such as "go back to school first", "you can't even write proper English" You write with your feet" the truth is that I write with my heart and I'm awaiting for the first dictionary to be ever implanted in a human being! Peace out and keep going to the movies. Flix Jutice