Worst movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (23 October 2014)

I watched this movie yesterday, 5 years after its release. God I hated it!!! I hated it so much it ruined my morning and had to register here to lash my anger out. God this film is bad! AAAAARGH
OK, let's be honest: graphics are fine, but no better than any good modern video game. That's it. Period. All the rest is lame, lame, lame.
Let's proceed to the details:
1. The Story. There is no story, nothing, period. No story. The plot is the lamest ever. You know how it will end after 5 minutes. You can actually guess it in the finest details. It is Pocahontas in space (with a bit of Matrix). The plot is full of contradictions and absurdities. You never get to understand how this Avatar technology works and the relation between the avatars and the humans (does the controller die if the avatar dies?, etc.). So you got this marine vet launched into this multimillion dollars project without any prior knowledge of the planets' fauna, doing stupid things and taking big risks, how is it even believable??? How can he get lost so stupidly? Didn't they manage to get a proper GPS technology? And why on earth does he risk his life by wandering in this stupid dangerous environment the whole day, while he can just close his eyes and wake up in his safe human environment.... The the humans lose this battle (unbelievably), and after years of presence and trillions of dollars of investment, they just somehow agree to let the project down and quietly return to their planet? How is it even credible? Aren't they going to come back and nuke everything for this supposedly precious metal that could save their energy problems back on Earth??? COME ON!!!
2. The characters. Flat, flat, flat. Bad marine colonel is bad marine colonel. Greedy corporate capitalist is greedy corporate capitalist. Nice scientist is nice scientist. Good natives are good natives. Hero is hero, etc.
3. The environment. Absurd. This planet is absurd. Absolutely no imagination involved. It's just a remake of the Earth with big dinosaurs and blue humans. The Navis.. Oh my God the Navis... You must be kidding me, Cameron! These must be the stupidest sci-fi characters I have ever seen. Even the Ewoks are more credible. Blue humanoids with tits (yes, with tits!!!!), big eyes, human voices (!!!) and African/Amerindian/tribal folklore. That's all. Period.
Summary: I hate this film. You know what? I even cheered for the marines. I wanted them to nuke the hell out of these stupid Navi treehuggers.I actually hate this film so much I want to initiate public manifestations of outrage, like burning effigies of Navis in front of the UN main building.