Most irritating movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (29 January 2010)

I can't begin to say how much this movie annoyed me. Oh so many elements are just a huge insult to your intelligence. Lack of plot twists, lack of originality of the plot, lack of explanation of gaping great plot holes, just copying huge chunks out of other movies/stories and then just so many other irritating parts of it. You are really better served for me not to tell you what those annoying parts are. If you've already seen it, then you would have seen this horror of a movie and it is too late for you. If you haven't seen it, DON'T! Really, seriously, your life will forever be changed by this horrible movie. You won't be able to get it out of your head with just how annoying it is.
What did people get out of it? The visuals? Seriously, is that why you see a movie? So that there is CGI that looks lifelike? But um, you could have seen a live action movie for that! The imagination aspect of it was seriously poor. The animals were basically the same as here, only they had stupid gills on them, which was pretty dumb any way you look at it. Everything about it looked like the story was written in 5 minutes by a 10 year old. No imagination at all. All of the effort went into the visuals.
I suspect that people loved the idea that they could change who they are. And who wouldn't? You can be someone else. You can be the little blue guy or girl. A bigger you. A stronger you. A you that is more in touch with nature. A better you. And who wouldn't want that? That is why people like it, I suspect. They let their minds go to sleep and instead they love the idea of being someone better. They wish that they didn't have whatever flaws they have, whatever restrictions in their lives. They want to be better. That is the joy of it.
A nice concept, I must admit. A romantic concept. But why couldn't they have written a decent story to go along with it? Ask anyone and they could have done a much better job of it, even in just 5 minutes. It was a woeful effort in storytelling.
Come back with a better story and then perhaps it can be good.