Best of James Cameron

Rating: 10/10 (9 February 2010)

I used to love life. My life had everything a life has to have to be enjoyed as much as I enjoyed it. I had a lot of money and I could do anything I wanted. Being depressed and angry was very hard for me. However, the new movie by James Cameron, "Avatar," changed my life. I will never see the world how I used to. Now I will see it with, envy, hatred, and with a main goal of moving to "Pandora."
I heard good things about the movie, and since I'm a daily movie-goer I decided to watch it with my girlfriend. I hopped in my car turned up my music and started singing. "There's nothing that a hundred men could ever do, I bless the rains down in Africa." My favorite song by Toto. We arrive at the movie theatre to be introduced with a lineup of over 150 people, all wearing 3D glasses.
Once we finally got into the theatre, we were bombarded by twenty five minutes of previews. The mass amount of people in the theatre, sitting should to shoulder excitement in their eyes. Children were laughing and the constant chatter of the entire audience was giving me a headache. Then when we least expected it, the two words we have all been waiting for, "Feature Presentation." And the movie began its two and a half hour journey that blew the minds of the entire theatre.
Large and blue, children, men and women. The women barely clothed. They could ride these magnificent creatures that looked like horses and pterodactyls. They were all about 9 to 10 feet tall and had a long pony tail with fibers at the end that connect with anything else that had those same fibers. Everything could glow at night. Whenever you step on something that looked like moss, it would light up. It made everyone wish that they were an "Avatar."
When the movie ended I shed tears and clapped vigorously. The movie was one of the best movies I have ever seen and destroyed any movie made by James Cameron. Nevertheless, I wished I had never watched it. After the movie I was jealous of everything an "Avatarian" could experience. Living without having to change the world around you. Humans could never do that. I hate Pandora and I will always hate it until I take a six year long ride to there and become an Avatar.
I got back into my car, and waited in the line to get out of the theatre parking. I looked at the pavement and noticed that they do not have that in Pandora. I then looked at my review mirror and noticed the car behind me, and reminded myself of the way the Avatars travelled. I looked at the boring non glowing trees, and the ugly birds that perched upon them. Then I looked at my girlfriend, and her plain peach colored skin, her sharp pointed nose and the way he had clothes.
The movie "Avatar" was the worst movie I have ever watched, although the best movie at the same time. It ruined my life and now I spend days playing "James Camerons's Avatar: The Game." I am too depressed to go outside, because the world disgusts me, I am envious and will always stay envious until I become "Avatarian." This is the most life changing thing that has ever happened to me.