If this movie was a woman...

Rating: 5/10 (8 February 2010)

I will do an experiment review now: I will try to compare this movie to a woman.
You catch a glimpse of her and you fall in love. You approach her, she gets prettier with every step you take towards her. Her smile blinds you and her eyes captivate you. You're drowning in her, deeper and deeper. Then you start a conversation with her, try to get to know her better. You notice that she talks simple, sometimes to the point of being unwise. The topics she chooses are boring and shallow and her attempts at jokes are not funny.
Now you know.
She is a girl from the poster. Perfect in every way but only in a still frame.