A philosophical wasteland

Rating: 2/10 (20 February 2010)

If a five thousand foot three falls in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes, now we know, it sucks.
Yesterday I've watched Avatar 3D and I have to say: 3D gives a total new meaning to sucking. Its suckiness created whole new dimensions, wow. This was bad!
Even the bad guy was just Lumberg on a chopper. Seen the cup a Joe?
Just one 'I'll be back' would have saved it from the abyss, but that would probably have destroyed it's monumental effort to have the worst dialog ever in a multi billion dollar fiasco. On the other hand. This one sank even more beautiful than the Titanic.
To end on a positive note. The future is looking bright for 3D porn. The breasts of the chopper babe really reach out for you. Unfortunately she had the worst lines of them all.
That is why I'll give it an extra star for the visuals. They were astounding. Although I noticed the 3D-effect worked best in the small and confined places.
Conclusion: The gap between art and eye-candy has never been this deep.