World of Warcraft meets Africa meets a bunghole

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2010)

This is my first review ever. It won't be a long one. Avatar is the biggest piece of **** movie I have ever seen. The colors are awful, the script is dreadful, the acting is horrible, the clichés are everywhere and the underlying message is so incredibly lame that I don't know what to do with myself. How people can give this a ten is beyond me. I want to give it minus stars, its that horrendous.
I saw it in 3D in the cinema, and only 1 scene in the whole movie compelled me, that was the little things from the three landing on the smurf. Thats it! The rest of it is GARBAGE. Shame on you James Cameron, for making this movie, you should be banned from all feature movie-making. I am revoking your license!
The animals SUCKS, 6 legged horses with dinosaur teeth and whatnot. The flying mountains with water falling from them, ARE U SERIOUS? The dialog... The speeches... The lame graphics.. ITS ALL SO UNBEILEVABLY BRUTALLY HORRIFIC. I HATE THIS MOVIE WITH A PASSION!
I saw the movie was on in the movie-store the other day, on their TV, and I (I am dead serious) almost PUKED.