Was gobsmacked by true awfulness

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2007)

I have only myself to blame for ending up in a cinema watching this. I knew absolutely nothing about it before turning up and thought I'd give it a go.
I can't believe that people are still making such utterly nauseating schmaltz. It's not even feelgood schmaltz, it's schmaltz of the lowest quality, which makes you want to grab the 2 hours of your life back spent watching it. The only reason we stayed until the end was out of purely scientific curiosity to see quite how bad the film could get.
The plot was laughable and all the performances were either unremarkable or really quite bad.
Honestly, give it a miss and spend your time staring into space instead - it would be much more worthwhile.