My colon collapsed in disgust

Rating: 3/10 (13 October 2008)

This movie was very painful to watch. Robbie was the one redeemable character in this entire movie unless you count the doctor that told Briany she had that horrible disease. It would have been sweet to be him. "I gave them their happiness"-direct quote from the fossilized version of Briany at the end of the movie, where she claims that her bile churning final novel was her way of atoning for her idiocy. I guess the next time I do something awful, I should just write a little story where the people I hurt get a pony.
I don't care that the movie didn't have a happy ending. Being told in a T.V. interview that the previous hour and a half of my life spent watching this movie never truly happened within the story is maddening. Choo choo! Railroading at it's worst.
For those of you that don't know what railroading is, it is when the author or story teller gives no hint about the final plot twist or "the big reveal" and then suddenly drops it on you in the last five minutes and expects your mind to be BLOWN.
To sum it up, this movie sucked because 1. It took itself too seriously...it was not that deep. 2. It took WAY too long to tell us a little lying Delilah is sorry.
Awesome.