...is as bad as it gets.

Rating: 3/10 (9 May 1999)

This movie is the longest movie I've ever seen. I swear they played 3 showings of Titanic in the next theatre. Could this be any more boring? Okay, call me immature, fine. But I need more than Jack Nicholson hopping on the sidewalk, a gay guy, and Helen Hunt in a wet t-shirt to make this movie good. I know there are people reading this and saying, "What are you talking about?" Well, if that's you, please post to set me straight. And I suggest some activity in your life, or at least rent Armageddon.