a slight movie

Rating: 2/10 (21 November 2017)

a 'cocktail napkin' plot thinly acted by mumbling actors using tight face shots about the in-depth interpretations of coffee rings.
shot for what looks like about seven ninety-eight, it's hard to fathom what those who wrote all those dense and glowing reviews were on about.
watched this lameness five times trying to figure out what was happening here until it dawned on me ... it really is time to open that bottle she's been hiding.
by comparison, the movie Green Slime is a masterwork.