Yaaaawwwwnn

Rating: 4/10 (27 November 2016)

contains spoilers) Well... far be it from me to criticize this "intellectual" movie or i might appear stupid. I'm going to anyway. So I saw this squid on the jetty the other day and it squirted ink all over the place. Obviously it was trying to communicate with the people around it.Someone worked out that it was saying "Please kill me" and that was that. I am totally flabbergasted that a world of giant squids who squirt ink but have the vast and incredible technology to travel between worlds and/ or galaxies (or dimensions) do not have the basic understanding to COMMUNICATE with their intended destination.
You can imagine the conversation: "Shit! Something BAD is gonna happen and it involves those creatures on that little blue speck in that galaxy far far away (or parallel dimension or past time) and it's gonna affect US! Let's go and WARN them!"
"OK How are we going to TELL them?"
"Don't worry, They'll get the hang of it in no time"
Of course, there always happens to be a brilliant SINGLE person who can decipher the squid writing. And,of course, there's going to be a rogue group of soldiers who just want to blow it up because they are squids and they MUST be a threat cos they don't like like us. Hang the orders, who cares what the General says?
So what's the message here?? Gee, don't stuff up the planet? That's original.
Yes, it looked good. It was VERY well executed. FX were brilliant. That's where it stops for me. Boring and very UN - intellectual.