I only wish, by God, that there was some way possible to have Bruce Campbell father my children (yes I am a man).

Rating: 10/10 (27 February 2003)

This movie could be the greatest cult classic of our time, what am i saying possibly, it is! i have watched this movie time and time again with my roommates who as well share my feelings concerning army of darkness, and it only gets funnier. The one-liners are the most ridiculously clever words ever uttered by man. "Good, bad, I am the guy with the gun", "give me some sugar baby", and best of all "hey what's that on your face" (the last line you have to hear in context. such ingenious use of the English language has yet to be topped, it is my express opinion that Army of darkness should be translated into every spoken language on earth, hell why not sign language to. Moving on Bruce Campbell is a stunning portrayal of Man at his utmost best, epitomizing everything that i one day aspire to be. With his chiseled face, protruding muscles and his irresistible charisma make him the perfect man, not that bullshit perfect man the raelians are going on about. to conclude Army of Darkness is a must see... for every human alive, not excluding: the blind, deaf or gay.
if i was forced to measure this film on a scale of one to ten i would be forced to declare that this movie is Cinematic Dynamite.