Ding ding ding Johnie! Let's see what you've won!!!

Rating: Null/10 (29 October 2001)

I have had the pleasurable experience of seeing this delightful film and I am happy to say that it is one of the best I've ever seen, for it's fairly low budget. Like Evil Dead and yes, Evil Dead 2, this movie has the familiar Ash, only this time he's got a chainsaw arm and read to kick some undead booty. With legions of skeletons and all sorts of other horrible things, this combines a sort of medieval feel with the beseiging of a castle with a hilarious futuristic hero with swift one liners such as "Groovy", and "Swallow this" (in reference to a remark made by a zany ghost thing. Yes, it may not be a top blockbuster, but heck, who likes those anyway? I highly recommend this movie, or as it's said, "I shall feast upon your soul". Not literally of course but in a figurative sense, because that would make me evil and downright insane to do so in actuality. Well with this I'll leave until the next comment made by your humble fesis, Poop.