SWALLOW THIS!!!

Rating: Null/10 (1 December 1999)

There is very little I can say that fans around the world haven't already said about "Army of Darkness". I had been told about it by a friend, but he didn't tell me it was a comedy and explained it to me very badly, so I thought little of it at the time. It wasn't until a few years latter that I went through a horror film renting faze with another friend of mine that I bothered to rent Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness. Never before or since have I cheered a laughed more at a movie than I did will watching Army of Darkness. Bruce Campbell and the Rami Bros create a story forces you to stand up and cheer. Every movie I have a rented since has been as a pale attempt to recapture the sheer amazing experience that was my first viewing of this magnificent film. Bruce Campbell's Ash delivers more superhumanly cool action lines in this one film then Arnold, Sly and Bruce have ever done in all there films put together. So many films (and video-games) have tried to replicate a character as awesome as Ash and all have never stacked up to the original swashbuckling, chainsaw handed, Deadite crushing, ultra rapid shot gun reloading, hot babe kissing, gauntlet fisted, sword swinging, spear slinging, time travelling, no nonsense super hero that vanquished the Army of Darkness. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!! (PS: If Mr. Campbell should by any chance read this, good luck with "Jack of All Trades". Unless I die or get my eyes ripped out I'll be watching ever episode.)

Each category is rated out of 10. The Cool lines rating is based on quality not the quantity of cool lines. For instance one really cool line in a movie that otherwise has none might get the film a 6 in the Cool Lines rating.
Cool Lines: 9999999999!! Story: 10 Hero/Heros: 10 Villain/Villains: 8 Rockingness: 10 Begging Scene: 10 Ending Scene: 99999999999999!!
Moral/Morals: In any era through out history, Ash kicks ass and is always the King!