Best One liners of all time

Rating: 8/10 (15 December 2011)

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that! "
Clearly leaving the horror realm, the Evil Dead movie series now turns into a pure comedy. The blood from the first two movies is toned down a bit, but mass hoards of skeletons don't stop the fun. After an even more ridiculous recap of the previous movies than the second, we're back with Ash, who is having a really shitty weekend, as he now finds himself stuck back in time, in the 1300s.
"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures." After proving himself to be more than a freak of nature to the locals, he is given the task of finding the Book of the Dead, which will help him get back to his own time, as well as help the people in the kingdom. This isn't before an army of the dead can take there chance at getting the book for themselves however. "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?" "Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me."
This movie again moves fast and furious, providing it's trademark ridiculous over-the-top scenes and humor. Even a crazy montage scene finds its way into this entry along with a big battle scene complete with epic music."Give me some sugar baby."
You can easily watch the films from this trilogy, and then watch the Spider-Man films and see the same Raimi style in place, which is an exercise in frantic camera movements with crazy angles. "You found me beautiful once..." "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"
All of this means that this is a B-movie that is made for cult audiences. Pure fun and a joy to watch again and again, along with the rest of the trilogy. "Hail to the king baby."