Move Over, Casablanca

Rating: 10/10 (9 July 2005)

In a movie full of classic lines, my favorite is " Welcome back to the land of the living, brother! Now pick up a shovel and get digging!".Ha! Poor skeleton just gets back to life and it's gotta go to work! I love it!
Army Of Darkness is a lot like Shakespeare, except it's got Ash. To say Ash is the movie is an understatement because there's two of him. The only flaw to this movie is Hercules and Xena, they stand between me and S-Mart Ash; ("Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.").
There are two kinds of people,those who haven't seen Army Of Darkness,and those who love it!
Ash stumbles through this misadventure with a groo-like grace, but he's way cooler. I especially love the skills he acquires from the trunk of his car.
If I'm to have one movie to watch over and over in hell, I sure hope it's this one and not Gymkata!
But, why am I telling you? Your primitive mind couldn't possibly comprehend alloys and things with molecular structures and the.....