Two words: Pa-thetic!

Rating: Null/10 (6 December 1998)

I really can't stand any more Jerry Bruckheimer films. However, I heard "The Rock" was good, but fortunately I won't see it due to Don Simpson, co-producer. I saw "Con-Air"...good plot but it was cold, lacking something. "Armageddon" is ten-times worse. Great cast collaboration but it lacks something as well...uh, a plot? I can't blame Bruckheimer he really packs in the non-intelligent and strips them $7.50 just for them to say, "Whoa...cool effects!" Is Bruckheimer trying to pull a Coen brothers by putting in Steve Buscemi? Sorry, Jer, it doesn't work like that.