Armageddin' pretty bored sittin' watchin' this rubbish!

Rating: 2/10 (7 September 1998)

Armageddon commits the one unforgivable sin of the Action Movie - it's BORING. Liv Tyler's contrived Asian influence in her wardrobe is incredibly irritating. Ben Affleck is starting his descent down the much-travelled road of the Ego -driven, cocky, smug and arrogant male actor/sex symbol. The Russian astronaut, and every plot element that has anything to do with him, should have been left on the cutting room floor - then we would have had a good 30 minutes or so (of American flag-waving drivel) less to endure.