A BAD joke!

Rating: Null/10 (23 November 2004)

Well, in short, it's the worst movie I've ever EVER seen. Let's make a deal... you and me. I won't waste my time writing about how it sucks in every way imaginable, and you won't EVER waste your time or money, renting, buying or watching this movie. DEAL!?
Armageddon might entertain you, if you are: 1) An astronaut forgotten by your crew-members on the dark side of Pluto. 2) Strapped to a hospital-bed, in an irreversible vegetative state. 3) In a locked safe with limited air-supply at the bottom of the Arctic ocean. 4) If you're living in the late 50's, and Armageddon is the first television-program ever broadcast in color. (You sitting, drooling, 3 inches away from your brand new RCA CT-100 color-TV!!!)