Insulting drivel

Rating: 1/10 (8 November 2008)

Banal, clichéd, boring, moronic and witless. Career worst performances from all. A film made by people who's cynicism knows no depths and who clearly think of the audience as cretins.
What were Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi, Liv Tyler, Owen Wilson etc. thinking when they signed on for this dross? (A new house in Malibu perhaps). Saving the world has never been so dull. Michael Bay can blows things up, and he does this a lot, obviously scared that if he doesn't the audience will fall asleep. And scared he should be. Never before have so many one dimensional characters graced the screen for so long at the same time.
Come the final scenes neither the actors nor the makers seem to care just how low this film has sunk and if they'd edited in a 70's coke advert I doubt anyone would notice the difference.