Stupid is as Stupid Does.

Rating: Null/10 (8 October 1999)

Had it not been for the 1999 release of "The Mummy," this would have easily been the lamest film of the '90's. Contrived, cookie-cutter plot premise; lines so predictable you can actually mouth along with the actors the first time you see it; and emoting from Bruce Willis that is over the top.
Like "The Mummy," "Armageddon" is a silly, pretentious movie that doesn't even come close to the hype (if you've seen the trailers, you've already seen the "best" parts of it). If it weren't so ludicrous, you'd be angry; within minutes of the beginning, you know you've been had.
On a scale from one to ten, this film falls into the minus category and *owes me* for spending money on this waste of celluloid.