Beyond bad

Rating: 2/10 (21 February 2011)

This movie was so bad I didn't even know if I wanted to take the time to write a review. But then again, it was SO BAD...I thought that maybe by writing this I might spare someone else the indignity of having to suffer through this total waste of time and space. In terms of why it was so bad...take your pick. Acting. Directing. Script. Special effects. You name it -- it stunk.
You just know a movie is in its own category of bad when you find yourself laughing at scenes that are supposed to be serious. This movie is the poster child for bad, unwatchable movies. How it ever got through the entire production process and into theaters is beyond me. And how this movie managed to garner an IMDb rating of 6.1 really says something about the IMDb crowd. As some others have correctly pointed out -- this movie is an insult to anyone who has an ounce of intelligence. It was tacky. Cheesy. Predictable. Boring. Unimaginative. Hackneyed. Annoying. And trite. RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit!!! Do not rent this DVD. Do not watch it on cable. Doing anything other than watching this nonsense is an immediate upgrade.