Unbelievably Bad!

Rating: 2/10 (3 January 2018)

OMG, this movie wouldn't end! Michael Bay takes an "epic" approach to purely schlocky crap on the screen. Gee, do we need any more hackneyed stereotypes of Southerners? (Don't worry, I'd rather slit my wrists than live under the Mason-Dixon line!) However, this turd revels in perpetuating stereotypes of "woiking-class" types from down South that even a Thomas Dixon would object to. Oh, and let's spice things up in the endless lull of drilling into the asteroid by having Paris wiped out. NYC doesn't look like NYC (gee, are there subway stations for 53rd & 58th streets?? A native New Yorker, I didn't know about them!), & of course it doesn't matter what Paris looks like, since it's all conveniently wiped out. Blecch!