Hollywood drivel

Rating: 3/10 (11 November 2005)

I hated this movie. I hated the absurd plot. I am confident in saying that not one complete minute of this film is plausible, or even remotely believable. Some sci-fi films are far-fetched (i.e. "The Matrix" or "Blade Runner") that still retain at the very least internal logic. I hated the crappy sentimentality. Not for a second did I buy any of the emotional content of this film. I hated the ridiculously unnecessary camera-work. The camera is never static, and there is no legitimate reason for it to be so. I hated the fact that the film contained good actors (Thornton, Willis, and possibly Aflac) that were playing silly roles. To say that they were cardboard cutouts is to insult cardboard cutouts. The Care Bears have more emotional depth than these characters. In other words, I hated this movie.