In the theater, no one can here you scream..

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2003)

This is one of those movies, that you cant miss. But I wish I had tried harder. I knew it was going to be somewhat overly patriotic and that I might not be ably to use the gained scientific knowledge to impress my friends, but still, why not? Well I gave it a whack, and it slapped me like no tomorrow.
I have to admit though, it did have it's surprises. I was surprised over and over again at how blatantly the story disregarded what-ever happens to be on it's way to where-ever. It seems that the writers and producers collected every short cut in every sci-fi movie and then hid behind the old I didn't start it - clause.
In fact when I think of what the writing process had to be like, a Monty Python sketch comes to mind. The one with Graham Chapman as the producer, and the terrified writers flying out left and right. "I see: A one liner".
But still, I give it 1 out of 5, because without seeing the movie, you can't truly appreciate Eberts review of it, and that gets me ROTFL every time.