Great entertainment for dumb, shallow people with no sense of story or acting

Rating: Null/10 (10 February 2005)

Some poster here asked if the low rating means we're all on dope - Actually I wish I was smoking dope when I watched this because of how stupid it was. This is the typical action/special effects movie only shallow people with no sense of story or acting enjoy. Action movies can be entertaining and great and I don't look for them to be even 50% realistic, but when they're as full of holes and macho garbage as this one is, it's a complete turnoff. When a scene is suppose to be serious but instead it makes you laugh, you know something's wrong. Throw in Ben Affleck and now you have a genuine pile of poop. Affleck is your average arrogant moron with no talent but Hollywood keeps marketing him for some reason, I guess just to add that final touch of crappiness to a movie they know is already bad. He's in the same category as Jerry O'Connell, totally useless and annoying. Watching Affleck play a tough guy, much less a hero space dude, is like watching Richard Simmons play Hercules. At least this movie had Steve Buscemi; he's always fun to watch.