This Flick Blew . . . .

Rating: Null/10 (1 July 1999)

Even a year after seeing this "film", my loathing for it remains unabated. I like a good action film now and then, but this crap was, without a doubt, the worst piece of trash that has rocketed (no pun intended) out of Hollywood disguised as "entertainment" in many a decade. Most of the actors were walking around with a "The check didn't bounce, did it?" look on their faces, as if they couldn't believe they were actually being paid to spout the lines written for them. I didn't expect it to be much more than loud, mindless eye-candy--and needless to say, my expectation were not met. One of the few things I have ever saw where I wanted to find the idiot afterwards who green-lighted this abortion and scream at them, "If you're gonna p**s money away on junk, just give it to me!"