Forget the critics, forget the bad reviews- Just see the film

Rating: Null/10 (29 December 2000)

The end of cinema indeed!
Forget what the critics said (they're not happy unless a film is full of arty-fartyness) and forget the reviews that give a score of 5/10 or lower. Armageddon is what cinema is all about! It is a fantastical treat for your money.
OK, I need not bore you with the films plot as no doubt you are aware that Earth is being threatened by a very large chunk of space rock. What this review is for is to tell you to go watch it.....yes now.
The film is fast paced, action packed, kick-ass joyride with a good plot for an action flick blockbuster. The film starts action packed and never pretends to be anything else. Some other reviews have completely written off the movie as utter tripe, well don't you believe it.
Remember, film critics are critically criticising the film under review, that's what they do! (shame they don't criticise those awful period pains, Ahemn, I mean period dramas).
As action flicks go, this is one of the best and does just what films are supposed to do, give you thorough enjoyment.
See it now.
Trust me and you'll thank me in the morning.
9.5/10