The Toilet: It's Closer Than You Think

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2003)

** THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS BUT THE MOVIE WAS SPOILED BEFORE I EVER WATCHED IT **
Next to Dr. Giggles, this is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Five different people were involved in the writing of this movie and apparently none of them were on speaking terms. The opening meteor shower scene seems to have been added as an afterthought. The script is predictable, boring and so generic that I'm convinced it was created using a script writing software's template. I also had a hard time buying the idea that it's easier to train oil riggers to become astronauts than it is to train astronauts to drill a hole. The "emotional" side stories don't work, the jokes are lame and while Liv Tyler's beauty is the only redeeming aspect of this film, it isn't nearly enough to save this horrible pile of waste.