Worst Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (16 August 2000)

How do guns fire in Space? Why is the gravity on an asteroid similar to Earth's until it's convenient not to be? How can the Russians devise artificial gravity on a junk space station? How can an intelligent scientist make the claim that bacteria would not survive an asteroid hit? Weren't we told at the beginning of the film that a similar asteroid took out the dinosaurs? If all life was destroyed, what did we evolve from? This and many other idiotic questions can be left to ponder is you watch this horrible excuse for a movie. Armageddon is the perfect example of what is wrong with our ritalin fueled short attention span society. It's annoying editing and incoherent plot are a slap in the face of real film. You can't make the excuse of "it's just popcorn fun, dodn't take it seriously" when there are a ton of great action movies like T2 and Robocop to put this garbage against. If you have a brain stay away from this movie.