There's cheesy, there's super-cheesy, there's Roland Emerich cheesy and finally there's Armageddon cheesy

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2004)

I thought only Roland Emerich is capable of making such a pathetic cheesy high budget film, but I was wrong. "Armageddon" is now setting a new standard. Never mind the imbecile dialogs, undeveloped characters, Star Wars physics... it's the final scenes that make you wanna puke. American flags all over the place, JFK looking from the wall poster, kids running in slow motion, people hugging...
I mean, come on people! Even Roland Emerich would've been ashamed of this!
To quote Bart Simpson: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this movie both sucks and blows.