Thank God for Hollywood

Rating: Null/10 (3 November 2003)

What would movie goers do without Hollywood? Films like Armageddon make the movie experience for the viewer to be enjoyable and entertaining. Lots of loud noises, special effects, machine guns, American flags, rednecks, hot girls, and beer. That's what makes a good Hollywood film. Every movie should be just like Armageddon. It's the perfect film. There's really nothing to understand in the film. All you have to do is sit back and watch the mindnumbing trash on the screen. That's all. The script is totally pointless so that's why we have TONS of special effects and really loud explosions and big machine guns. Who cares about what the "characters" have to say. Just have lots and lots of explosions.
In other words this is one of the worst "films" ever made. It's a piece of trash that should be strapped to a rocket and sent to an asteroid in the middle of space.
This "film" has nothing. It has no "characters". It has no "dialoge". It has no "plot". I think if all the actors were replaced with apes it would have been just as effective.