note to kids: you can be an astronaut in a week!

Rating: Null/10 (19 July 2004)

An unforgettable experience. Mainly because it was such a rip off. Although the film starred usually talent actors (Rhames, Affleck, Buscemi, Wilson), it was obvious that this was a major payoff. Who could resist a Michael Bay film when you're an actor. What more assurances do you need that people are going to see you in work. I only give credit to the great Steve Buscemi. Being the only character with any kind of charisma and personality, he stole the show. And I could not believe he arrived back and Bruce Willis didn't. That was the only part that I enjoyed. Overall, easily one of the top 50 worst movies of all time (along with every other Michael Gay or Fairy Suckheimer film). Not to sound too immature, but that is what films such as these have done to society. I challenge Michael to make a film with real impact, and a real meaning. But where would the money be in that?