MST3K material in 10 years

Rating: Null/10 (19 January 1999)

It's that bad.
Unrealistic. Deep Impact was far more realistic. Too patriotic. It's like Joel Schumacher was aroused sexually by the repeated American imagery. Special effects that reminded me of "Batman and Robin", another Schumacher atrocity.
The intro was pretty offensive. Jive-talkin' non-white guy gets smashed by asteroid. Lotsa inbred junior Klansmen were probably laughing their heads off.
But thankfully, Bruce Willis and the Fightin' Aryans save the day.
Liv Tyler, the helpless female spoil of success for Ben Affleck.
What's really disheartening is the fact that three very good actors - Steve Buscemi, Billy Bob Thornton, and Ben Affleck - were submerged in this Grade-A horse manure.
Oh, and the soundtrack was horrifyingly bad. It sounded like I was being forced to listen to classic rock radio from the 1970s. And every single time Liv Tyler was on the screen they had to play that hideous Aerosmith song.
Thank all that is holy that the movie ended.
And let's hope Joel Schumacher gets hit on the head by an asteroid and suddenly gets a sense of TASTE.