Brace Yourself ...

Rating: 1/10 (8 December 1999)

Four words: Big, Noisy, and Stupid.
This movie ranks second on my list of laughably bad, big-budget blockbusters of recent memory. Number one is Speed 2. Yes, it's that bad.
Some say Armageddon plays with emotions; I say no way. The characters in this film are exceptionally annoying that it would take a very large sum of money for me to find them endearing.
Perhaps undeserving of a "1" rating, but you can't be too careful. On a brighter note, I will credit it with very good special effects and sound (which are both overkill).