What? The planet is in peril? You don't say!

Rating: 3/10 (28 May 2008)

I'm sorry.... Armageddon sucked!! How does it suck, let me count the ways. An asteroid hurtling towards Earth, yet another doomsday movie. Of course we need to stop the asteroid or the entire planet will be destroyed, or at least America anyway (because most cataclysmic events happen to America). In order to stop this asteroid we need to blow it up, in order to blow it up we have to drill holes in it to plant explosives. OooKaaay!? So lets fly to the asteroid, plant the explosives and blow this mother lover up. Who better to do this job than oil well drillers? So of course they make it to the asteroid and there is heroism, accidents, self-sacrifice, and of course victory... blah blah blah wake me when it's over.