Dark, loud and confusing

Rating: Null/10 (2 November 1998)

This movie was made up of a million or so 2 second edits. It becomes apparent that the story is just too goofy and they need the confusing machine gun style delivery to make up for charging full admission! Bruce Willis is the owner/operator of an offshore drilling rig. He is called upon by Uncle Sam to ride the space shuttle and land on a meteor headed for earth. It seems this meteor will destroy the planet unless somebody can drill a hole 800 feet deep and plant a nuke that should blow it up. Will he do it? I'm not really sure, I walked out after 2 hours... it musta been almost over though, the music was cresending and everybody was high fivin'!