Clichéd

Rating: 5/10 (13 May 2005)

Every moment, every note, every line, every shot, was a colossal cliché. Sure there were some good explosions, a treat for my Home theater but after awhile it became so mind numbingly repetitive, I just wanted it to end. Cliché, upon cliché upon cliché. Once again America saves the world, A space cowboy is the hero, the boy hero gets the girl, his friends are a motley crew who come together in the end. Hey who wrote the dialogue? Such zingers as "Harry, you da man!", "She's gonna blow!" "Knock it off guys!" "I promise I'll be back" "I love you man!" And then there was the music, gawd it was awful, especially the Aerosmith song at the end. Liv Tyler sure is lovely but it smacks of nepotism.