They need to make more comet movies

Rating: Null/10 (26 January 2004)

What if they made a sequel to both deep impact and armegeddon that were both the same movie and connected the two and talked about another astroid and had liv tyler leave ben affleck for elijah woods because he was more romantic and creative with a story involving ritz crackers and fengorn forests and minas tirith and there is another comet that the reincanated bruce willis's sole in a five year old boy that is suspected to be the next dhali lama has to go backinto space and stop it with robert duvall at his side. Wouldnt it be great, like if they made one movie that was the sequel to both. it would be such a great movie. steve tyler can sing a song about how he doesnt want to miss a thing when the guy from the lost world is getting eating by dinosaurs and bruce willis is dying again and liv tyler and frodo are getting married while sam weis is his best man and then luke perry has to come out of nowhere because sam weis sean astin and him were on that show jerimiah together. So the movie starts out with everything going a ok, they are rebuilding the USA all races of people are working together, then they admit that they sent 2 groups up one succeeded and one didnt, this creates a holding hands around the world effect and this is how they find bruce willis who is being treated as the dhali lama, all of the people who survived from bruce willis's group have an unspoken bond and remained friends they were refered to as the fellowship of the comet and rock hound went back to where the elves came from because he had nothing left for him in the land of the shire, the last pages of his book, the lord of the nuke, he then tells A.J. and Bear that the last pages of the book are theirs. This is why Bear who is the big black guy narates the movie. Rock hound then goes back with robert duvall and morgan freeman to the land of the elves. elijah wood then finds the new comet heading for earth then he disowns his parents and embarks on a voyage to find new parents while seeing his the spiritual guiding of bruce willis all through his journey. It should be titled "when alien autopsies go horribly wrong and their angry martian viewers strap rockets to a comet the size of texas and send it towards earth at a rapid speed heading straight for the center of our world to devastate our planet and realease the molten rock men contained in the earths core who will inevitably take over the world and make us their slaves 5" and i bet that I could sell it to FOX.