A cancer on the backside of American cinema.

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2003)

Hollywood has never produced a worse film than "Armageddon", and for the sake of civilization as we know it, we can only pray they never do.
NOTHING about this mind-numbing piece of unwatchable dreck even approximates being tolerable. The acting is a career low for everyone involved, the script is beneath contempt, and Michael Bay's direction is the cinematic equivalent of a war crime.
Quite simply, the production, release and success of this movie ranks as one of the darkest hours in the history of mankind. People need to be educated on how a movie this bad was made, in order to ensure that such a thing NEVER happens again. The legacy of humanity depends on it.