Don't call it an action movie...

Rating: Null/10 (4 August 1998)

Armageddon is to action as porno is to romance. Real action movies involve logical, realistic decisions which lead to intense situations, just as romance movies do to lead to emotional ones. This movie, just like porno, throws all that out the window, and attempts to entertain only on a visceral level. The result works ... but only if you're into that sort of thing.
"Oh my God! This [insert object here] is about to explode!!!" "Hey ... did someone order a ... pizza?"