Terrible - totally lacking in any redeeming qualities.

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2003)

I can't believe this nonsensical piece of visual diarrhea isn't on the IMDB Bottom 100 list. With its nonstop parade of movie cliches (and not obscure cliches - major eye-rollers), its terrible dialogue, absolutely complete lack of logic, disregard for basic laws of physics and common sense (and yes, I kept in mind that it is a science fiction film and the suspension of disbelief - to a degree - is inherently required). Not five minutes of this movie can pass without a moment of tremendous wretchedness occurring. I could easily list many specific examples of why this movie is so insultingly bad, but the space limitations for reviews makes this impractical.
This movie is not even worth watching as a novelty, whether a rental or television broadcast. I sat through Armageddon, having nothing better to do on a sunday night, and I deeply regret wasting that part of my life.