I'd rather be hit by an asteroid

Rating: 2/10 (16 October 1999)

I cannot believe that the likes of Robert Towne, Paul Attanasio, and Scott Rosenberg were involved in the writing process of this movie. How the writers of Chinatown, Quiz Show, and Beautiful Girls (respectively) could in any way be connected to this glossy piece of trash is beyond belief. I thought Deep Impact was going to be the worst movie I saw last year. Then Armageddon came along. It is perhaps the worst modern movie I've ever seen. Roger Ebert's right: introducing the world's first 120+ minute trailer. Good god.