Possibly the stupidest film I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2012)

Hey, Mr Bay, I've got 5 words for ya! "Michael, space is a vacuum!"

You can't have fires burning in space. - You can't bank a space ship using wings in space because there is nothing to bank off. - Most poignantly, there is no noise in space. So why is this film so loud?! Bang! Shout! Bang! Boom! Eplode! Shout!

This is a film about space and there is absolutely no regard for anything to do with how space works. This film is so dumb that it's the equivalent of doing a film about Olympic diving and having the "hero" belly flop off the side of the pool and get all 10s to win the gold medal.
If the film wasn't so boring, then you can suspend the disbelief but urgh, it is just so dull. The script is terrible, there's no jeopardy, there's no logic anywhere, the acting is awful, the scenery looks like something out of Thunderbirds.
Definitely in my 10 worst films ever. It's a shame because I had always wanted to see this film and had expectations that it would be at least middle of the road.