Too Much Too Much (not in the term of endearment sense of the phrase)

Rating: 3/10 (20 April 2006)

Armageddon is too loud; there's too much Liv Tyler and too much Buscemitoo much Affleck (I don't know how to spell his name, and I'm too lazy to interrupt my writing of this review to look it up) and too much of everyone elseToo much explosive s***. The love scenes are paltry, as is really, the whole movie. But still the love scenes stand out as especially vapid. Willis is alright, but he still cannot pull off that sentimental scene with Liv where they cry. I guess seeing this movie in the theatres was like this: I could not get into the story because it was bombarding me with noises and assaulting me with flashing images. It's just too big; please just turn the volume down a little, slow it down, relax. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone.