Perhaps the stupidest movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (17 June 1999)

A plot inane beyond belief, dialogue patched together from the most cliched B movies, frantic editing in the place of direction, all for the sake of two-and-a-half deafening hours of explosions. At the end of this interminal celebration of destruction and chaos, there is a lovely moment of unintentional irony: a panorama, both idealized and stereotyped, of the Peoples of the World gazing up at the sky in gratitude to the world-culture-saving Americans.
I sat next to two bemused German tourists. When it was finally over, I felt I should apologize.