This is my most favorite movie in the world.

Rating: Null/10 (3 May 1999)

I love this movie, it is my most favorite movie ever made. And also, Independence Day used to be the best movie, but this one really rocks. Director Michael Bay is the best director ever because he treats me like the idiot I know I am. I have trouble paying attention and Director Bay knows just how to keep me watching. I like shiny objects, Armageddon is one gigantic shiny object. I sit transfixed by his technical wizardry. I hate thinking about stuff and Armageddon was the sweetest brain candy I ever saw. Hurray to Michael Bay! He is my father, "Talk down to me father, for I do not understand!" Until next week, when I rent Godzilla, Armageddon is the best!