crappity crap crap crap

Rating: Null/10 (10 November 1998)

Crap. This film has been handed everything it needs to be a great film on a platter, cast (including Billy Bob Thornton, Will Patton, Peter Stormare, and the worlds greatest actor, Steve Buscemi), budget (it, however doesn't make a movie good, it only helps), even a talented crew, yet they couldn't figure out how to make a good film. The love story subplot seems to be tacked on in the wake of the success of Titanic, because of the fact that whiny Liv Tyler's character only cares about her father when they're going to blow up the asteroid. I end by saying this film is, you guessed it, crap.