Warning: Please Read Before Viewing This Movie

Rating: Null/10 (2 December 2004)

Dear friends, and fellow patrons of the arts. I beg of you, heed my warning when I say if you had a choice of viewing this film, or cleaning your toe jam, I'd consider a two hour career in the cleaning of toe jam. This movie was an insult to movies period. It has been a few years since I have seen this film, which by the way, was by pure peer pressure, and I still have a fresh disdain toward every aspect of this movie. Let's start with the cast, which looked promising as they all have had very good performances in other projects (yes,even Afleck in Mall Rats and Chasing Amy was more entertaining). For this movie, they all did it for one reason; the money. There can be no other reason. The plot was infantile. The dialogue was shallow and unimaginative and the chemistry between them all was pathetic. I blame this open wound entirely on Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer, which are with out a doubt the worst collaboration in movie making history. The two of them could be better as a super villain duo plaguing the world with their vommitous films. Last and certainly not least, this movie also got my nod for the cheesiest scene in cinematic history. These super villains wanted us, the audience, so desperately to believe that they were sincere when they had the little boy running to his parents with a small American flag in front of a mural of President Kennedy. My friends, I know I may have blasted a movie that some of you hold dear to your hearts. If that be the case then perhaps a career in toe jam cleaning is in your best interest instead of praising bad movies. For those who appreciate quality film, please don't waste a thought on seeing this. I rate this film 0/10.