Armageddin' out of this cinema

Rating: Null/10 (31 December 2002)

Being a big movie fan, I'll even watch bad ones...but I came the closest I've ever come to walking out when I paid to see this one.
The trailer had me drooling - yes, even after thirty years of cinema-going I'm still taken in. When I saw the finished product I realised why the trailer looked good; it had no dialogue in it. There's a fine line between a good no-brainer action film, and a film that requires a lobotomy before viewing. Guess which side of the line this one falls on.