This movie stinks

Rating: Null/10 (14 April 1999)

I know there are people who like Armageddon. I know there are people who cry during it and think it's exciting. Well, I think it stinks. It's an awful movie, agonizing to sit through. Ben Affleck has no appeal, Bruce Willis is insufferable, and Liv Tyler is annoying and pouty. The story makes no sense, director Michael Bay cuts annoyingly to a new shot every two seconds, and it's so over-the-top loud. And it contains the most laughably awful scene in a movie all year, involving Ben, Liv, animal crackers, and that oft-repeated Aerosmith song. Run away from this movie. It is a testament to everything that is wrong with Hollywood. It stinks.