Attempted Reflection of American Reality

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 1999)

I've heard only two types of reviews for this movie: "It was the worst movie ever made" or "It was a lot of fun". I have to say, that No, this movie was not a lot of fun. It was life in the version of Super Mario Brothers or as a commercial. I thought I was watching a really long movie preview. People say it was fun because it was exciting. Nope, it wasn't. Can you predict that they will save the world? Gee, that was a tough guess. Can you feel any emotion for any character in this movie? I don't think so. I think the only way you can enjoy this disturbing snapshot of the low-brow american psyche is if you're an alcohol guzzling, ignorant misogynist who doesn't see outside of the television set often. Sorry, but it had to be said.