Armagay-don

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2008)

This movie ruined my life. I took my family to see this movie back when it came out. It was so traumatizingly bad, that my daughter had to turn to heroin to cope. She would cook her breakfast up in a spoon every morning to try and kill the images in her head that were the movie "Armageddon". This movie also turned my son gay. A week later, he contracted AIDS and died suddenly. We took our cat to see the movie too. Our cat later hanged herself. My wife became lesbian. So that actually was the only good thing that came of this movie. As for myself, I now eat my own feces. Thanks a lot, Michael Bay, for making me eat my own feces. I really needed that.