Big dumb ho hum

Rating: 5/10 (7 March 2019)

Visually nice, but the good ends there. Wan bungles this very poor script into 2+ hours of uneven all over the place nonsense. Impressively uncohesive. The whole thing feels like a series of trailer moments. Horrible dialog. Heard is terrible and drags the movie down further. There are fun sequences for sure but the movie can't get out of its own way - it knows how corny it is but can't seem to fully accept it. The score is generic and painfully obvious. Would have rather had an aquaman and lighthouse dad movie. More lowest common denominator global schlock.