Amusing to watch but extremely silly.

Rating: 6/10 (5 January 2019)

Oh fishy fishy fish-man.
Your hair is stringy like wet seaweed.
Your amber eyes glow like agates on a sandy beach.
As you ride your giant lobster into the technicolor traffic of the undersea battle.
Wearing your shining green leotards.
Bearing your giant golden salad fork.
Oh fishy fishy fish-man.
You have the mighty powers of Sponge Bob.
You talk to fish with your dolphin voice.
And lift entire submarines like a wet superman.
The cold, murky ocean is your playground.
And your mucid girlfriend uses bad hair dye.
Oh fishy fishy fish man.
Everyone misunderstands you.
Including the scriptwriters.
But it appears despite all these woes.
And enemies that dress like Might Morphing Power Rangers.
We will see you again in a soggy sequel.