Pirates of the Little Mermaid Mummy Returns to Pacific Rim

Rating: 2/10 (20 September 2019)

What went wrong here? Did anyone supervise the creation of this movie? Essentially the director went through a catalogue of action movie cliches and assembled the screenplay from that. After some time then a script emerged that worked with that collage.
This film had so much cringe in it. Every character, without fail, does a slow head turn to the camera and smoulders. The plot is incoherent and even for a film that handles radical concepts such as this, a lot of it was totally ludicrous.
It wasted the talents of many great actors. Willem Defoe was reduced to a bumbling idiot, Patrick Wilson was a one dimensional villain. Dolph Lundgren was a tired old man. Nicole Kidman was actually pointless in this film - anyone could've played her character for the little she did.
And don't get me started on how Mantis could possibly appear in the end credits after his trials.
The best thing about this film was Amber Heard's hips in that skintight costume.