Soggy Stormtroopers???

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2019)

What was this mess? Of course Hollywood keeps pumping this garbage out because 'we' still want to see if this comic book movie is better than then last. And not in a good way. So many of the comic book movies are CGI abominations and Aquaman is no exception. I took 4 days to finally finish. It was so uninteresting, boring, and predictable I could stay focused more then 20 minutes at a time. And it's a 2 1/2 hour movie. This movie has convinced me that Willem Defoe is NOT a good actor. I always thought he was a good actor because of very memorable roles. But looking back his good roles are the exception to the rule. Jason Mamoa was given ridiculous lines and action sequences that show he is a bad actor despite his awesome character depiction in "Frontier." Amber Heard??? She's terrible in Aquaman. Even our beloved Dolph Lundgren, who made a career in bad movies, is particularly bad in this flopping fish of a movie. It is a mess from start to finish. The sequences are laborious and dull. The dialogue wouldn't impress 13 year old boys. 1 Star for CGI, zero stars fro everything else.
The plot....
1) Woman beats up soggy storm troopers and we have no idea why.
2) Boy goes on school field trip to Aquarium and that is the extent of the introduction to Aquaman. We have know idea who he is, what shaped his life, his beliefs, how he discovered his powers, etc....
3) Black guys beat up Russians
4) Polynesian guy beats up more soggy storm troopers.
5) Polynesian guy and hot chick end up in the Sahara.
6) Polynesian guy and hot chick magically appear in Sicily and beat up the robot from Rocky 3.
5) FIsh people, beat up crab people, beat up shark people, beat up seahorse people.
6) Polynesian guys beats up more people.
7) The end.