Superhero fan mom. But not this.

Rating: 2/10 (16 December 2018)

Cinematically lovely. And I always thought aqua man was underrated. But this movie is awful. It's a giant scavenger hunt to the absurd. The messages are so on the nose they are painful. Dialogue is stilted at best, and at times ridiculous. A sand flea army? And they still have to drive ships? And the center of the earth is the land of the lost? And the dragon thing guarding the sword asks something akin to "what is your quest?" Go for the imagery. I think I'll enjoy it more when I can watch it at home with the sound off.