This movie is an oceanic dump

Rating: 1/10 (22 December 2018)

Take some Avatar aesthetic, the roof chase from Bourne Ultimatum, costumes from Batman and Robin, stolen ideas from The fifth Element and so many other shameless plagiarism (not even hommage) and you get Aquaman. Nothing original here, not even Nicole Kidman's face. Add to that the stupidest dialogues ever that try to pass as tongue in cheek, a heavy dose of frat humour, an abyssal void of substance supported but uninterrupted grandiose music that tries to make us feel something for the shell of characters and you got a 2:30, yes a 2:30 empty cheap looking CGI mess. If I ever see underwater flowy hair fx and hear another bloop bloop sound that reminds us that they actually are speaking under water (even they know it's stupid because they take time to underline how senseless it is to no other than Aquaman himself) well, I'll start throwing all my garbage directly in the ocean to show my disgust and hopefully choke Aquaman with plastic in the process.