Rock-Bottom

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2019)

Hello, Reader: "I am Commentatus, King of Filmus Commentia, heir of the Power of The Film Comment", and so on and so forth. That was the whole film dialogue in a nutshell.
Every film needs context and character development. The context was explained meticulously in a boredom parade of dreadfully crafted dialogue, and Power-Rangers-styled fighting. God awful CGI - comparable to that of Green Lantern - and a child-like plot, will ensure the DC Universe stays in the Dark at the bottom of the Ocean.
Pros:

Amber Heard is hot. Nicole Kidman is hot. We get it.

Fights sometimes are fun, and somewhat violent.

Cons:

Heard and Kidman aren't pornstars, and this is a movie, not Brazzers.

Sadly, they - Heard and Kidman - are the "thing-to-watch" at the sheer absence of movie material. Actresses complain about the objectification of women in Hollywood, join the Me Too Movement, and then they end up showing their "attributes" on the silver-screen for a check. The irony.

Everything "dialogue" in this movie is made, so a mailbox can understand the very-simple-and-daft plot.

Dafoe is a rich actor in a poor role with poor dialogue.

Dolph Lundgren does - technically - a CAMEO, when he should be the main villain. They gave him a "Noble King" type of role. Horrifying.

All pirates are Black. Yeah, let that sink for a moment.

(Boom, Mark's Double Combo).

The main villain is laughable. I thought he was Will Arnett. Yes, seriously.

The fight scenes where so Power-Rangers-like that at one point I thought the Atlantian Soldiers would climb on top of each other to form a big Atlantian Soldier. Ha ha ha, it's a joke. (It's not.)

That scene at the bar with the "tough cookie guys" that ask for a selfie with Aquaman was daft, ridiculously unfunny, totally uncalled for and it didn't built any character cues. It seems it was written by a korean girl in her Senior year of high school.

This film is more than two hours. Use your time on something else.