A really expensive and visually stunning joke, which isn't entirely a bad thing

Rating: 5/10 (7 March 2019)

I have so many mixed feelings because Aquaman is honestly a complete farce but not in a miserable way like Justice League but in an actually funny way like grown men investing $160 million into a goofy Saturday morning cartoon about magical sea people with both insanely creative environments and occasionally atrocious green screen and editing and it takes itself super super cereal except when Jason Momoa tries to make jokes which are pathetic but then because they're pathetic they're funny and then this obnoxiously gigantic crab destroys EVERYTHING and I'm just left speechless because this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a long time.