Speechless

Rating: 3/10 (22 December 2018)

When I got home from the cinema I was 101% sure I would find here only negative reviews and then I saw people actually loved it enough to give it 10/10... Seriously I don't understand this. "Aquaman" is so bad that it was actually kind of good... I mean it has no screenplay, absolutely no acting, no structure - nothing. But at the same time for some reason I can't say it was boring to watch. It was a plain circus, just a ridiculous show, a performance full of booms and baams...
In the beginning there was a Russian submarine hijacked by pirates... Aquaman swam around while wearing his usual rock'n'roll jeans and boots, decided to help the Russians, killed all the pirates (without forgetting to pose heroically in between), pushed the submarine from the ocean to the surface (in reality that would kill everybody in the submarine) and the submariner were like "It's Aquaman! Hooray! You saved us!". So... after such an amazing start you just relax, let your sarcasm loose and try to enjoy this crappy ass show.
This movie reminded me of the first "Capitan America". Dumb, "serious" (the characters try to copy Marvel heroes and joke, but without any success) and all story just falls apart. I'm really sorry for Nicole Kidman,Willem Dafoe and of course Patrick Wilson. They are great actors and now they have to be a part of this... Though it looks like this movie is an absolute top for Jason Momoa. He doesn't look like a real actor, though I seriously believed the director would surely use his natural charisma. He didn't. Literally anybody could play Aquaman in this movie. The role is so dumb and empty you could put anybody in those "ocean king of Vegas" clothes. And yeah, I'm afraid they will make the second part, but I'm sure as hell won't give a cent to watch it.