Absolute mess

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2018)

So now that the movie is finally out on the internet, we'll start to see some real reviews that aren't written by the staff.
The casting of the actors are absolutely horrible. It's a pod of second rate b-list celebrities that are phoning in their performances in front of a green screen. There has to be bigger fish in the sea than the mess they managed to bait for this deep water grave.
The music is absolutely horrendous. I think somebody got the wrong fish on the hook. They hired Rupert Gregson-Williams, brother of the respected composer Harry Gregson-Williams. And it's apparent. The music switches between Jarre inspired synthesizer and stupid little guitar motifs that feels more at home in a 1990's Zimmer soundtrack.
There is no originality in this wreck whatsoever and all you get are the leftover chum and clichés from other composers and movies. It's insultingly amateurish.
The whole movie follows that pattern. And I'm not surprised. this movie has 5 writers, 1 director and over 10 producers. it lacks a strong captain.
At no point does it feel like a coherent story. It's more like 3-4 different scripts was shoot 3-4 times by 3-4 different people, and then they pasted together the "best" parts. When ever the story tries to float it sinks like an anchor.
This movie is an absolute assault on taste and intelligence. It's mindbogglingly bad.
It is so bad, that the only way I could even motivate myself to write a review for it, was to google fishing terms and try to insert them into the text for my own amusement.