2 hours 20 minutes I'll never get back

Rating: 1/10 (10 March 2019)

This was one of the worst films I've ever seen. The script made Titanic sound like Shakespeare, the visual effects were completely overdone and the acting is so superficial - it's like the lines are being delivered by a group of unenthusiastic 5th formers in the world's worst school play. There was no real emotion, no sense of peril, and even Willem Dafoe seemed wooden. Depressing. The world's longest and least inspiring Timotei ad.