So, So, So, So, So, So Bad

Rating: 1/10 (6 March 2019)

'Aquaman' was so, so, so, so, so, so bad... It started out mind-numbingly predictable, but I thought 'well, it might still be a fun, colourful bit of disposable fluff regardless'. But then it got worse, and worse, and worse, and worse, and worse.
Not one single 'character' behaved in an interesting, believable or relatable manner, and the script appeared to have been written by someone who had never actually seen a movie before but had instead been raised exclusively on World of Warcraft.
And actually, the experience of the 'film' was more like one of those youtube videos watching someone else playing a video game, passively observing someone else constantly 'unlocking levels' and being fed endless new challenges ("now you gotta get the OTHER trident!") with no reason for any of them to matter to the viewer.
Every attempt at humour fell flat and seemed out of character for characters that paradoxically had no character, and every time any of the actors (and particularly the actresses) had to do anything but walk forward in a straight line, they were replaced by terrible computer game CGI animation. I was trying to figure out if ANY of the scenes were not just shot in a big green room but I could only count about four.
The only positive thing I could find to say about the whole embarrassing affair is that sometimes the pretty coloured lights looked sorta nice, once in awhile. That really is it. For a $200,000,000 budget.
My GOD, it's bad. Even Captain Marvel has to be better than this(!)