The Story is Boring and Everything Looks Incredibly Fake

Rating: Null/10 (28 December 2018)

If I am being honest, I heavily dislike CGI, superheroes, and pretty much any mainstream films that are trying to be the blockbuster of the year. Well, Aquaman features really fake CGI, more annoying superheroes, and fails at being a blockbuster for me because I was bored, uninterested, and kind of disappointed half of the time.
Aquaman is such an uninteresting character who is given no character development. Every other character does not matter because I could not even remember their names, which heavily implies that the writing was just awful. The CGI took me out of the movie so much, that I felt no spectacle at all, but I felt like I was watching humans stand in front of a green screen. Nothing felt real, and it annoyed the hell out of me.
I wish I laughed more. I wish there was more cringe scenes, but honestly, this film was just really boring. I fell asleep tons of times and there is just nothing left for me to say. I mean, the enemies were horrendous, and I didn't care about one single thing that was going on. There was even this one bad guy (a pirate) that was given a montage scene with heroic music for what reason? It was so out of place and made no sense. He is supposed to be the evil person. The mother of Aquaman also annoyed me a lot. There is a decision that involves her in the film that could have happened so much sooner, and what ends up happening is so dumb, that I was really wanting to walk out.
All in all, not even a red-head showing off some cleavage could spark my attention in this bloated, boring, and really ugly looking CGI-filled atrocity.