More like Alka-Seltzer...

Rating: 1/10 (13 April 2019)

I have seen some truly poor movies in my lifetime, but "Aquaman" doesn't deserve to be in that category. That's because I don't consider it a movie as to do so would be an insult to truly poor movies.
The special effects are so poor that this could pass for a cartoon. Plus, I'm all for stretching the laws of physics in science fiction, but human bodies (even if they can breathe underwater) don't fly backward into walls with such force as to break the wall.
I felt like I was watching an underwater equivalent of the "Thor" trilogy crammed into about 2-1/2 hours. The humor was more than flat - it was dead. Worst of all, this whole film was predictable. I say it a lot that I've seen this story under different titles. That's due to the dearth of imagination in corporate Hollywood.
The kiddies will be impressed. Their mommies and daddies will approve of the non-sexual nature of the relationship between the two main characters.
It can almost be said that there's too much story to tell and the writers had no idea of how to tell it - a DC movie trademark.
Miss this title at all cost.