Holy 3 day old Sushi! That was awful.

Rating: 3/10 (11 March 2019)

I am writing a stern email to Rotton Tomatoes demanding $20 cash. 65% fresh!? Who are you letting review movies on your website? 3 year olds??
The dialogue is slightly better than the sounds my schnauzer makes when he sees a squirrel. The editing seems to have been the work of four drunken sailors working in different alleyways, and then just splicing each ones work together in order of who has the most teeth missing. I thought the FX were ok, but that just made the experience all the more cruel.
And then there is Nicole Kidman.....I thought you were worthy of love once upon a time.
Don't buy this movie, don't rent this movie, don't even speak its name!!