Complete waste of time and money

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2018)

This movie justifies the addition of a Zero Stars rating. Or even minus numbers. What a dog. I feel terrible for Nicole Kidman and Willem Dafoe, two really great actors who apparently are past their commercial prime and have to take gigs in drivel like this. The story, what there is of it, is a mish-mash of all previous titles in its genre plus a hell of a lot of water. Every cliche in the book is employed, and how the actors kept a straight face while delivering some of these lines is astonishing. One would have to be a 10 year old boy on the verge of puberty to enjoy this flick, just for the skin-tight mermaid outfits on the female characters. Compared to this movie, Waterworld is a masterpiece.