Have the critics been bought?

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2019)

I've never written a review before but I felt compelled to shortly before the end of this movie. I noticed it had a 7.1 on IMDB which is staggeringly generous. I now believe that, like peer-review, film critics must have started a 'you like mine and i'll like yours' thing to the detriment of us all; lies 1, truth 0.
I called the casting into question right at the beginning of the movie because the anti-aging special effects which were far from special. The action sequences that followed were straight out of Power Rangers (90s), the acting screamed 'green screen!', the story line was for 8 year olds and it all added up to one big cliched steaming rhymes with curd.
Now, I had no business watching this, no business whatsoever, because I still have a little electrical activity in my brain and I'm 42 years old, but I fancied a bit of fun and didn't get it. I wish I'd just read a book.l and gone to bed early.