Many problems on many levels

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2018)

1. Story telling is jarring no origin story gives u the huffing puffing brainless muscle tattoo guy beating people up straight away.
2. Expect audiences to identify with a tattoo muscle man with zero depth drinking beer bashing skulls right at the beginning? Seriously
3. A horribly stereotypical movie. 1 dimensional black guys villians, women characters whose exposed breasts speak louder than their words. This is not the 60s anymore. At least they didn't do blackface.
4. The black villian subplot is a waste of screen time and can be removed with absolutely NO effects to the movie
5. Problematic source material means overuse of CGI. It feels more like an Xbox / computer game than a movie.
6. Insipid shallow dialog. Everyone is treated as a 5 year old. Just a step up from hulk smash.
7. Costume design is hilarious. Look like star wars Storm troopers or something clobbered together in 5 minutes. Leathery fin on Nicole Kidman's back like see Halloween swimming costume? Seriously
You do better, hell lot better than that.
8. Unnecessary plot holes. Where's the almighty BFG gifted to the black villian? Not used at all. Wasting audience time.
9. Queen reunites with illegitimate hubby at the end. So there's going to be more Aquaman children running around in the future? Please, tie up all your plot holes and prevent necessary jokes.
10. You remember the soundtrack of the movie inception. Aquaman? What, there is even a soundtrack? Totally nonexistent / insipid / uninspiring audio makes it difficult to connect to a movie already hard to begin with.
11. There is zero character transformation of the hero from beginning to end. Still the same old beer swagging tattoo bar brute than a "King". What, he is perfect as he is? What sort of an origin story is this
12. The jokes are not funny. Bar scene joke is more of a distraction than adding value. The toilet bowl face dunk is just plain crude and another plot hole. So what happens he is going to spend his life in that toilet?