Did everyone else see a different movie?

Rating: 1/10 (25 January 2019)

Predictable, dull, poor special effects, silly meaningless scenes, poor acting.
A lot of wide feet posturing, and billowing deep voices; but it does not deliver. Packing a slap with a wet fish; this one opens being silly and gets more silly.
So I took it at face value and tongue in cheek movie for the almost cartoon superhero.
But even that was too much for this. The special effects were so poor, I tasked myself with finding the worst ones! Who morphed the faces onto the cartoons did well, but it was so OTT that you cannot take it seriously.
Bright lighting/lights take your eyes away from the scenes, but it is so poor; I swear Willem Dafoe is laughing while he says his lines.
The narrator made me laugh - how silly and far fetched - too far fetched for people, maybe in a cartoon.
The storyline was created ad-hoc during the movie, seemingly, to fit in and add something to this POS.
It really is steaming, you can taste it the smell is that bad.
It is BORING and unintentionally funny' it's that bad..
My daughters school play had lines delivered better than this - seriously.
You may find something to like about this movie; I couldn't.
The sequel WILL be avoided, unless I have no arms, legs and cannot control my mouth or communicate at all. This is so bad it should get it's own category.