Cheesy cheesiness

Rating: 3/10 (27 May 2020)

Aquaman is a simplistic movie filled with ridiculous CGI sharks and whatnot. It all looks quite impressive in UHD, but that really is the only redeemable quality here. The plot holes in its story are uncountable and the script is all over the place. The movie is populated by stock characters that are neither likeable nor interesting. However, the movie's biggest failure is its cheesiness. Unfortunately, it isn't the good, funny kind of cheesiness, but the utterly annoying one. Not a scene went by that didn't make me cringe, either because of bad acting, bad writing, or bad directing. Usually though, it was a combo of all the aforementioned. Save yourself two hours and twenty minutes of your precious time and watch or do anything else instead. You may thank me later.