Warning : Please STOP Dear Sirs and Madams

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2013)

Dear one and all Sirs and Madams. Enough has been said about the awfully slow pace of the movie. However I, my dear readers, would like to ask one more question which was never asked although it is, dear readers, one of the biggest holes in the movies.
Dear sir and Madam, during the whole movie, for the first two hours I mean, the father of 2 and a half men keep saying that there is something about this guy that impresses people and that his personality has a charm which could hypnotize even the elite US army special forces guy . Of course sirs and madams he uses different words to say this but the summery of his statements was just that. However when the father of two and a half men meets the father of Mr. Al Pacino Sir we do not see any charisma, bewitchery, magnetism, fascination at all in his personality. He is, dear sirs, a plain old guy who has gone nuts because the magic hair growth spray didn't work on his bald head. Is it not a treachery dear sirs and madam? Imagine if 'yours truly' tell you for two hours that he will show you a panda but just show you a mongoose. How would you feel? Indeed! Indeed! You would feel cheated dear readers, so did I.
Dear sirs, madams and the third genders including the respected LGBT movement his holinesses, I would not like to keep you bothering about this movie any more. Life is beautiful please do something great for the next 2.5 hours, please do something which you will remember for the rest of your life, please go out and live it. Don't waste the next 2.5 precious hours of your life sirs madams and one and all. Pleas I beg you respect life, sirs and madams, respect life.
Yours truly, Ronak