I true piece of crap

Rating: 1/10 (24 April 2006)

This movie has no meaning and no ending. When I ask people why they like this movie they just say "but it's so messed up"...i couldn't care less whether this movie was messed up or tidied up, it was bad. Everyone also says that Lawrence Fishburne has such an amazing part, but he's in it for about 3 scenes. Everyone says that this is the best war movie, but it is truly the worst. I'll admit that the line "i love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a good one, but they ruin the line when the man who says it goes into so much detail of why napalm smells good in the morning. This movie has made me hate war movies for life. I promise you, that if i were to ever be caught watching this movie, i would give you all of my 1200 DVD's. If i was stuck in my house on a Saturday night and all there was to watch was synchronized swimming on ESPN and Apocalypse Now, I would find the swimming to be a pleasure.