Apocalypse, I wanted to love you...

Rating: 5/10 (5 September 2019)

Where do I start? It's a long movie. I've seen the 3+ hours version, apparently there's a shorter version but whatever. It features bald Marlon Brando which is something you don't see every day. It features Charlie Sheen's old man who looks very similar to him. It shows Vietnamese villagers worshiping an American guy for no reason whatsoever. It was exhausting to watch and I didn't see any point. Maybe it's my fault for watching it 40 years after it was released and 44 years after the Vietnamese was was over. Maybe it looked better back when it was released and when people were still talking about that war.
Apocalypse, I wanted to love you, but 40 years after you were released you exhausted me and wasted 3+ hours of my life. Sorry Apocalypse