So long

Rating: Null/10 (16 September 2001)

The only good part is when Lawrence Taylor cuts the SUV in half with the saw. That was cool. The rest was schlock. Ok, maybe the part where the guy throws the alligator into the shower was cool too. but the rest was schlock. Stone should seek employment as a camera maintance specialist, because he seems to feel its necissary to bust out a new camera every 13.7 seconds. I think he's doing it to see if all these cameras he has lying around still work, and thus the recommendation in the previous sentance. For my money, the non-stop parade of NFL films ESPN shows during dead air rather than replay Jai-alai World Championships from 1974 are just as good, though they lack the gratuitous nudity and cool music. I think cool music is cool. Unlike this movie. The implication there is that I do not think this movie was cool.
Re-Elect Gore 2004!