Relentlessly absurd.

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2001)

It's hard to give an "awful" rating to any movie that has James Woods in it, but this preposterous hunk of high-tech ham posing as pigskin should be banished to the sidelines. When Al Pacino and Cameron Diaz start yelling at each other about football, you'll want to go into a two-minute drill to see how quickly you can get AGS back to the video store. Everybody involved in this relentlessly absurd effort should get nailed with a penalty flag. North Dallas Forty has it all over this loud, lame loser.