a truly awful film - why, oh why does it last two and a half hours?

Rating: 2/10 (17 January 2001)

Ok, it has Al Pacino in it and sometimes he gets angry and shouts a lot. These bits at least jar you temporarily out of the seemingly endless tedium. Only temporarily mind, cos this is the dullest film you will ever see. NOTHING HAPPENS AT ALL! And, get this, it lasts 151 mins. Ha ha ha, I get it now - it's a joke isn't it. It's one big practical joke and I fell for it. I watched it till the end. Oh I feel so STUPID. D'oh!