Ants. Ants. Ants. Ant-Man!

Rating: 9/10 (17 August 2018)

Okay, I'm a little biased because I've always loved Ant-Man (and the Wasp, but we're not there yet. It's fine), but y'all. This movie is genuinely fiiiine. Please consider:
1. Michael Peña and the rest of the crew are genuinely decently funny
2. Paul Rudd is doing his best and his best is genuinely touching sometimes
3. Evangeline Lilly hot & buff (& sad, find her mom pls)
4. Michael Douglas is... probably trying his best too, could do better though
5. I love Cassie Lang and you can quote me on that
6. The Michael Peña-narrated scenes are genuinely some of the funniest things I've ever seen
7. Tardigrades! Please bring them back in the next movie
8. Ant puns restricted to ant names. Acceptable. Rip Antoni.
9. Far fewer plot holes than average Marvel movie. Damn good heist movie too
10. One star off for sheep jelly and the fact that he had that tank on a key chain despite the fact that it would still weigh as much as a tank
11. Clever use of shrinking abilities to mix up the action scenes in the movie from what we're used to. Excellent job on that
12. Ant training montage. Very good. This pleases us
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. This has been Ants. Ants. Ants. Ant-Man!