Greatest film since the Sistine Chapel

Rating: Null/10 (4 December 2016)

Cool and funny people do cool and funny stuff in "Ant-Man", a film in which cool and funny people do cool and funny stuff. Sometimes the cool and funny people stop doing cool and funny stuff and talk about serious things instead, like evil terrorist plots to destroy the world. Also sometimes they shrink and fight and punch each other.
One of the cool and funny characters in the film is played by Paul Rudd, who is cool and funny and also cute. Paul Rudd's character has many cool moments, like moments in which he does cool things, and says funny things, and also shrinks himself to the size of an ant. Sometimes he flaunts his six-pack, which is really hot and chiselled but not as hot and chiselled as Chris Pratt's six-pack, which is really hot and chiselled. My boyfriend Steve says Paul Rudd is boyfriend material for even straight guys, which makes me jealous because I don't like Steve thinking of other guys that way. But I guess it's no big deal.
Marvel movies are way cool, but not all of them, only some of them. I like the part in "Ant-Man" where the guys shrink and then try to break into a building. It reminded me of that Pixar movie ("Finding Nemo"?) with the little toys, but "Ant-Man" is way better because I saw it yesterday. Also it stars Michael Pena, who is really cool. Except he steals jobs from John Leguizamo now. My mom says not to say that because it's ironic and racist, but I don't understand why.
10/10 - A film with things.