Unmitigated Dross!

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2018)

Maybe I'm just getting too picky about how I spend my time but it seems that great - or even more or less acceptable - movies are becoming rarer these days.
This was just such a superficial, pretentious and - worst of all - predictable piece of nothing: the SFX were childish, the hackneyed story-line barely existed, the characters were just cardboard cut-outs and the ending was so obvious that I had to keep watching just to see if the audience's intelligence really was going to be insulted.
You've seen the bits and pieces from which this movie was cobbled together a hundred times already, folks: do yourselves a favour and buy some junk-food - you'll still know exactly what you're going to get when you open the bag but you'll at least get something filling to chomp on rather than damp, stale cotton-wool.