Pretentious crap and terrible CGI

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2018)

I can hardly believe the positive reviews. This film is weak in pretty much every aspect. Everything just feels like it was shot in a tiny studio with green backgrounds, and adding fake plants doesn't make a jungle. The editing is incredibly ostentatious (the close-ups on the faces of the characters, in case you didn't really see what they were expressing). The acting is awful and feels exaggerated the entire time. Natalie Portman basically has the same look on her face throughout the entire thing (let it out Natalie, you'll feel better, or take a laxative). And my god is it a slow film. Even though we all know where they're going, and why, the movie spends a solid 20 minutes or so (it felt like an hour) to establish the premise.
And again, the CGI looks better in Sharknado... This film is an absolute waste of time that thinks it's a big thing. First time in my life I take/waste time to write a bad review. But people need to know this is complete crap.
Finally, careful if you have taste in music, you'll feel violated.