Did We All Watch the Same Movie?

Rating: 1/10 (20 March 2018)

I'm not sure why this movie got such great reviews, but I couldn't take it! Not only did it make no sense, but it was boring as hell! I've never walked out of a movie in my life. This was the first time. It was so boring and monotonous right out the gate, that I would have walked out and went home in the first 15 minutes, but I went with a group of friends. Two of which fell asleep and the other who figured scrolling through Instagram was more exciting than this train wreck. By the end (when whatever her name is reaches the Lighthouse), I was so confused and tripped out that I walked out and stayed in the lobby until it was over. (See another review for all the implausibilities with this movie. I refuse to do it.) It wasn't the disturbing scenes or the "weirdness" of the movie that turned me off. You're just left wondering what the point of all this is the entire time you're watching. Unfortunately, you won't get an answer. But, by the end you probably won't care. Fortunately, I have a MoviePass so I didn't lost money...I just lost time and energy that would have been better spent watching grass wither.