Two hours of my life annihilated

Rating: 1/10 (1 May 2018)

A fantasy adventure movie that stars Natalie Portman, together with Jennifer Jason Leigh, Benedict Wong, and the undead bear from Game of Thrones. What could possibly go wrong?
For starters, the adventure part was missing from 98% of the movie. And apparently someone's definition of fantasy is throwing together some cheap CGI and hoping some of it will stick.
If you like watching depressed people mope about, occasionally throw around frivolous explanations of why some plants are growing a certain way, and spontaneously start acting irrationally, then you might just enjoy it. If you expect a movie with some semblance of a plot, character development, and a conclusion, you would be better off skipping this garbage.
Pretty sure the R rating is to prevent minors from becoming lifelong drug addicts after watching this excuse for a movie.