There oughtta be a law..

Rating: 2/10 (17 March 2018)

Criminalizing not only making this kind of tripe but to market it, even if it was only limited release and then straight on streaming. We see a bunch of ordinarily talented actors degenerate into a performance matching those of D-list extras. I hope they did not get paid.
But as Critics would remind us, the movie bombed in the box-office (11mill on opening weekend as opposed to 40mill budget) because we movie-goers are basically stupid and we don't 'get it'. Such 'progressive' love fest must be feted just for its very existence. I mean, come on- all-female cast, diverse as rainbow cast- black, white, pink, maroon...a hint of same-sex or homoerotic tension, some cool inter-racial stuff..we must celebrate it even if the plot is shallower than the valley girls and the CGI that seems fakery made up by a 8th grader in mainland China.
But it is 'progressive' because it has 'diversity' and the World is unsafe. I am just glad that somehow it was not all President Trump or Russia or NRA or the climate deniers who are somehow at fault.
It was my choice, to spend/waste almost 2 hours of my time and at least I still got that going. But looking at all the 10/10 scores and a Metacritic score of 73, I am beginning to worry, how much longer will we have free will as a concept in America before we all are ordered to think in same 'progressive' voice.
Until then, there oughtta be a law!
BTW, critics carefully avoid mentioning that the movie was directed by Alex Garland whose past crimes include 'The Beach' starring no less an Eco-Warrior than Leonardo "Private Jet" DeCaprio. Anyone remember that?
There really oughtta be a law!