Total annihilation

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2018)

This movie is a total annihilation. I was never a fan of sci fi, and I thought I might still give sci fi movies a new chance, so I thought maybe this movie deserves a chance, well practically I think all movies deserve a chance. HOWEVER, this oh-so-amazing movie utterly ANNIHILATE the term sci fi. Every single time I see the word sci fi sticking beside the genre of a movie, I would say, no thanks. And this movie, proves the reason why sci fi is just a lousy movie, trying so damn hard to pretend to be intellectual, or , what you can call- an opinionated piece of crap. This movie, is the complete opposite of a masterpiece. Do you know why? There is a huge irony surrounding this 2 hours long film which from the beginning till the end, they like to add in a lot of UNNECESSARILY long conversations, with almost all of them are progressed using whispering. Oh and, you can't even count how many times you have to watch those scenes where they remove their backpacks and guns from their shoulder. No joke man, they just love to do that. Oh and the conversations? Nah, it's just about their daughter and stuffs (and also conversations after they make love )and all those that i don't even remember because it's just too insignificant, -sorry I just don't wanna waste my memory space. Oh and, when you managed to watch till the end, there is an incredible surprise for you! which is another incredibly long 20 minutes of what the director thought of- "a climax" , that brings you into a whole new world! Yes, literally inside a damn hole and guess what they did in a mysterious hole? Yeap, they sat down, to erm ,well ,you know, talk more. Why? Oh well, you know , to make you fall asleep, and then, finally, you can spend another 5 minutes looking into a bright, golden light for like a few minutes and then you get to experience how to run away from the hole after that!!! Incredible isn't it? Oh my, its like, words can't explain how intriguing this sounds. Ridiculously amazing. Wait what? You asked is that it? Oh sorry to disappoint you, but, I guess that's it .. I think. Ohhhhh waittttt no! At the end, they wanna leave you a present!!! Yes, you guessed it, a PLOT TWIST!!!!!! Now, ready for it????? Hereeee weee goooo! The main actress, after coming out of the hole, back to the cubicle , is in fact, a mutated species now! She is now not a normal human being already! And the fact that his husband is an alien too! Sounds so cool right, omg I can't even wait to tell this story to my family and friends after I watched it. Seriously. Amazing. Oh you asking bout the middle of the story? Like what happened in the middle for like an hour long? Erm I think I just saw , grasses? And like shiny things, like flowers, and then some crocodile, ohhhhh cool thing is that the crocodile has shark teeth. Oh you ask why the shark-teeth-crocodile doesn't eat people? Because, let me tell you why, it is a backpack grabbing crocodile!! Coolies. Oh and, can't forget about the bear. It's the another important character in this movie. You know, it's really important, because other than these two monsters, there's literally nothing else. The bear, is like, erm. It can scream. Erm yes, it can literally scream using a female human voice. Erm, yeap that's it. So you may ask, how can this movie still be airing until 2hours long?! Impossible ! No, it is actually possible, because you still haven't count the enormous amount of time you waste listening to their chit chats, and watching them walking from a far far place, towards you, and that can take, erm let me count, 123456, 10 minutes. So yeah. Congrats if you can stay awake watching the whole movie. Come I clap for you. In a nutshell, please , stop making movies like these, including arrival. These two movies are just like, trying to prove that they have a deep deep meaning, making it so intellectually stimulating, to leave the viewers with whole bunch of questions (because that seems more professional), and trying so, damn, hard, to awe the viewers (they want you to scream omggggggg it gives me goosebumps and leave me thinking even after the movie!!) Yes, this movie portraits just how pathetic it is , instead of actually creating a masterpiece, I think it is, a piece of crap.