Pathetic, trite, linear in the extreme

Rating: 2/10 (27 July 2009)

This is a really bad film. It's quite run-of-the-mill executed, but with that budget, those actors and the Hollywood-esquire resources they had, I'm just appalled that these people couldn't come up with anything better. Talk about ruining the collective consciousness as related to film. Now, I wasn't expecting greatness when I saw this, just something that was above par when compared with "The Da Vinci Code", which I think sucked but had something in the albino monk that tried to kill kill kill incessantly. So, if somebody would please graciously hack that film into something with just the albino, I'd be satisfied; the film would no doubt be much more exciting than seeing the main character find evidence and clues in everything he finds; oh yeah, so what about this film? The same. More of the same, only more trite; he shows the token female lead how clever he is, evades the enemy from time to time and makes all of Matt Damon in "Good Will Hunting" look stupid. My girlfriend fell asleep while we watched this; she's the lucky one out of us. Don't see this.