3 words accompanied by ridiculously serious suspenseful music: "America, f* yeah!"

Rating: 5/10 (2 January 2020)

Every moment of this movie seems like a grotesque self-parody in the vein of "Team America", unfortunately I don't think that was the directors original intention, something that had a good potential was tainted by overly patriotic sentiments. A guy can leave America and go to Vatican, but Anglo-america won't ever leave his heart. And here we are, "United States saving the world", again. Thanos must be doing a double facepalm somewhere, and laughing at the tragedy of the ultimate cringe this movie absolutely delivers. If this movie was a painting it would be Mona Lisa trapped in Warhol's Campbell soup with a comic bubble overhead saying: YOLO!
"From Santi's earthly tomb with demon's hole, 'Cross Rome the mystic elements unfold. The path of light is laid, the sacred test, Let angels guide you on your lofty quest." - Even Galileo di Vincenzo Bonaulti de Galilei himself is an anglophone in this movie, maybe even a true patriot, go Yankees!
Luckily authors of South Park have proven that not all Americans lack self-reflection like the director of this movie. In the end the movie is still quite entertaining, when you can see through this prism of utter seriousness and have a good laugh at all superfluous and unintentional elements of self-mockery.