Thank Heaven for Symbologists!

Rating: 2/10 (8 September 2009)

If you thought "The Da Vinci Code" was stupid, have a look at this unspeakably ludicrous sequel.
Howard & Co. surely were (made) aware of what a huge bore their first Dan Brown adaptation had been, so they switched to full throttle mode for this follow-up. But ironically, that didn't change a bit. All the hectic bustling around doesn't generate a shred of suspense, since the basic premise is so stupid one doesn't even attempt getting attached to the storyline. So you just stare at the screen in disbelief at how much time and money went into filming this piece of dreck. It's just one irrelevant episodic incident after another until a big disaster finale and a predictable twist finish the pic off for good, thank God!
Hanks looks quite worn out the whole movie through... and deservedly so.
2 out of 10 antimatter(!) bombs