Multi, Multi Crappi

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2009)

What an awful piece of nothingness this movie turned out to be: an absolutely idiotic plot coupled with ridiculous dialog and totally uninteresting characters. As soon as I saw the name of "writer" Akiva Goldsman in the credits I knew a large part of why this movie is such a turkey.
Director Ron Howard has done a really poor job with this movie, providing nothing but 2 1/4 hours of police cars racing around Vatican City/Rome while searching for statues with their extended fingers seemingly exclaiming "that-a-way". What utter tripe.
You can be sure that no one in any way associated with this lemon will be called up on stage during the next Academy Awards ceremony. In fact, the makers of this movie deserve to lose their shirts on it.
I notice I've called this movie a "turkey", "tripe", and a "lemon". What it really is, though, is what comes out your end after you've consumed all that stuff.