A tragic tale of unrequited love in the dangerous world of 70s news gangs

Rating: 10/10 (15 May 2008)

Champ loves Ron, but Ron loves Veronica. Brick loves lamp, while Brian only loves the smell of desire, m'lady. Meanwhile, gifted linguist Baxter undertakes a fantastic journey and becomes a friend to the bears. Finally, Chris is having a psychedelic awakening.
All this and more, such as poetry, jazz flute, a girl who's Brazilian... or Chinese or something weird, a cat turd on a plate, a whale's vagina, Sex Panther and the uncontrollable desire to drink more Scotch will "crawl into your head" forever if you watch this totally newsworthy motion picture.
Go f**k yourself, San Diego.