Why in God's name did this rate a sequel?!

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2013)

With all of the hype around the new movie I watched this for the first time last night. There is not a funny moment in the entire movie. The only reason I could imagine it doing well was if Christina Applegate was nude, a lot, but that wasn't even the case, so how did it earn as much money as it did, and spawn a sequel?! I can't say anything good about this movie and I'm sure it'll be 9 or 10 years from until I get around to watching the sequel, if I ever do watch it. I don't know if anything I said counts as a spoiler, but it's better to check the box and be wrong than not check it, be wrong, and blacklisted for life. Hopefully this was helpful and will save someone else from making a huge mistake.