Stupid, boring, unfunny, and popular. Who says society is decaying?

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2007)

Insipid garbage. Nothing more than fuel for those morons who only speak in movie quotes. Steve Carell was OK, but don't kill precious brain cells to see him in this pile of llama feces. He's in plenty of other, actual, films. Jack Black, too, was one of the only spots even comparable to bright. Though even that scene was mired by the wretched wails of Will Ferrell (which he does for almost the entire second half of the movie). Holy hopping hey-zeus, how is this guy still getting paid? I wish some TV producer shoved my uninspired "humor" down America's throat! Then I too could get millions of dollars playing the SAME CHARACTER for the umpteenth time. So, watch this movie if you have the comedic taste equivalent to a house fly on crack. Or if you're a complete idiot, either way don't invite me. I hate this movie on levels hitherto unrealized by cinema.