Modern day cinematic masterpiece!!!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (31 January 2015)

Blown away by American Sniper. Not a single false stroke. Every swath reveals a perfection of monotone. Clint Eastwood is a modern day propaganda genius.
It achieves exactly where Still Alice fails but Green Zone and Zero Dark Thirty succeeds. It brings back watching paint dry or watch water boil as exciting as Call of Duty skirmish. But then again...this movie WAS A COD skirmish. Wait.
Cooper is a really favorite actor of mine and he did alright and in the tire repair shop when the man thanked him it captured the black-and-white tone of the film.
I do not know why it is Clint Eastwood's fault that his movie is interpreted as yin-yang tension between good and evil because all he did was take some of the most boring scenes of an army officer's life and increase it eight fold by letting camera roll and dragging on just like this sen...yawn ...tence.
I don't hate the message, but the messenger. It was extremely awful to watch, so dry and boring, and if I wanted to watch a film about sniper might as well watch an exciting documentary on Youtube if not COD footage.
The one-dimensional monotonous drivel carries on and on without a specific plot or structure. I know it is supposed to be a slice of sketch about Kyle's life and I actually read the book, but it is hard not to fall sleep.
I actually had to watch Andy Warhol's 8 hour "Sleep" to keep me awake. In fact THAT is a better art, that the propaganda strum-unt-drang conjured by modern day Goebbels: Clint Eastwood.
Bravo.