Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint

Rating: 5/10 (23 February 2015)

I took me and my comrades to go see this movie. I spent 30 American dollars and thought to myself, 'First it takes my money, then it disappears... just like my fourth wife'. Walking in the theater, I thought I had entered Kino der Toten again. It smelled disgusting, like my fourth wife... She pretty though.. pretty and smelly, weird combo. Many called this film propaganda. At first I even thought it was true, I thought to myself Those seats, that screen, they wanted to implant the mind with instructions! However, watching the film reminded me of old war days. I found myself yelling at screen: "Running low on ammo! I'm drunk" and "Greedy capitalist dogs! Give me ammo". It was good seeing comrade cowboy take down all of those hellpigs. After all, snipers may wear diapers, but we get all the ladies!Eh?