Team America

Rating: 1/10 (12 January 2015)

I'm a big fan of American war movies, but this was horrible. It's basically Team America World Police without the self-awareness. Every American is a hero. Every Iraqi is a 'savage'. The guy invading a foreign country is a 'patriot' and the guys defending their country are 'terrorists'. No shades of grey whatsoever.
It runs way too long, which would't be a bad thing if it was interesting, but it isn't. It's the same old story of a guy changing while away at war, except he was unlikeable at the beginning and unlikeable at the end. Not that compelling.
And anyone from outside the American South will probably need subtitles as Cooper mumbled every line. Just take every mumbled word you didn't quite catch and replace it with ''Murica' and you get the idea.