Further proof that some books don't belong on screen

Rating: Null/10 (16 April 2000)

I can't believe I wasted money on this movie. There was no plot, no suspense, bad acting, tacky scenes and an ending about a half hour too soon (based on the ending in the book). Dark Comedy? Sure, but it wasn't funny enough to be worth my $8.
Note to self: Do not go see movies based on books (A Thin Red Line is another).