What pretentious c**p

Rating: Null/10 (5 February 2001)

Yes, you too can learn to make a film in three easy lessons. After watching this stinkburger, I want to take the first in a series of cold showers, because this film is just dirty and oily. (SPOILERS) The way Bateman calously knocked off twenty or so innocent people, I love how he never changes. At the end, Bateman should sit in his posh club while the faces of those he's wronged flash before his eyes, but instead he just thinks, "hey, that was neat!". I wanted to slap this movie, or at least pistol whip Bateman. Hey, no means no Patrick! This film is not healthy for anyone, and I can't watch it again. The treatment of the kitten is just plain wrong. That's someone's kitten, not an ATM card! As for the comedy, it wasn't ha ha funny, or even a quiet laugh. Poor kitten, poor labrador, poor us! Christian Bale has done some bad movies, but this is really embarassing. Music by The Super Mario Brothers. I can't believe there was a crew for this movie. Even the movie FLESH AND BLOOD didn't have this much flesh and blood! Rating: 1/10 (Christian Bale looks like Tom Cruise at the funhouse)