Well, I finally watched five minutes of this movie...

Rating: 1/10 (22 September 2013)

First, a definition to start things out. Cliché, yes, but let's do it anyway.
Courtesy of Webster:
TRASH
things that are no longer useful or wanted and that have been thrown away
: a container where people put things that are being thrown away
: something that is very low in quality Full Definition of TRASH 1 : something worth little or nothing: as a : junk, rubbish b (1) : empty talk : nonsense (2) : inferior or worthless writing or artistic matter (as a television show); especially : such matter intended purely for sensational entertainment (3) : trash talk 2 : something in a crumbled or broken condition or mass; especially : debris from pruning or processing plant material 3 : a worthless person; also : such persons as a group : riffraff
I watch this forced, horrible movie during some pointless sex scene where everyone is watching via a webcam. Yes, they existed apparently in '99.
I did this because I always feared my mind and heart would be corrupted if I saw Eli Mathenial - the sweet kid from The Iron Giant - is something that is, well, probably not as raunchy as it would be today.
I finally worked up the courage and tried to find him among the endless dreck of teenage actors. Dreck is also trash, btw and I was a little younger then him when this movie came out, so I'm not looking for him for THAT, people. Well, I spotted the young lad... dancing around in imitation of some nerd trying to get horny via a webcam his older brother is letting him watch.
I'm aware he's a kid, but he's smarter then this. More talented. Have you ever seen the Iron Giant? Don't get me started on the headache that is Fast and Furious 1 thru 87 or the mess of Riddrick or whatever the h... it's called.
I should have looked at this movie years ago.
Eli, you son of a bitch. Don't tell me you were just a kid. BS.
Something as pure, innocent and true as the Iron Giant should be upheld as the wonderful, heartbreaking, core-rocking masterpiece that it is.
I have a sense of humor and it's not always a nice one. So I'm not a prude. I don't care if this movie has heart, who let's their ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD brother watch porn?
I'm so glad Eli never made more movies - do not look up his others, dear God - he could have been totally ruined.
I have no patience when it comes to harming something or someone so dear to my heart.
Go burn your copies of American Whores and buy a copy of the Iron Giant instead. Make THAT a remembered, treasured and beloved movie instead.
For anyone affiliated with this movie... BURN IN HADES, CRETINS.