Pointless and Predictable

Rating: Null/10 (1 May 2004)

I would like to say that American Pie is a load of cliched teen movie storylines from the eighties resurrected for the 90's. This film is not only AWFUL but BORING. Anyone who is anyone knows how its going to end the sex scenes are also over exagerated and the swearing (which is put in their to make the film "COOL") gets so annoying I would rather watch a monkey pick bugs from another monkeys back and eat it for 80 minutes rather than watch this trash. P.S. I bought this film and was rather disapointed after wasting my money like that. Think of what my friends say when they see that on my shelf with my "DESCENT" film collection.

* out of *****