It sucks

Rating: 1/10 (18 July 1999)

At first, when I heard a movie entitled 'American Pie' would hit the big screen, I Believed it would be about Buddy Holly's death(as was the song under the same title by Don McLean was about). When I heard it was a sex comedy, I was offended, to say the least, and thought "Oh great, another "There's something about Mary"". But, as i saw the film, I was even more offended. It has to be one of the worst movies spewed out by Hollywood nowadays. Whatever happened to the Noble movie? Star Wars is one of the last refuges to the ideas that noble beliefs can still be shown on the Big Screen and still be entertaining, gripping, and interesting.
And, what was even more offensive was in a commerical for 'American Pie', it had people singing 'How Sweet it is' to pies(something you'd have to watch the movie to understand). I took it as a personal insult(the movie, and the commercial) against two songs in which I love(I hope Don and James hears about this outrage). Take my advice, don't watch 'American Pie', go see Star Wars again, or rent 'Shawshank Redemption'.