Not my piece of pie (dur... I'm clever... )

Rating: 1/10 (1 August 2003)

Anyone that calls this movie a classic should be shot. Not once while watching this movie did I ever laugh. I may have cracked a smile here or there, but I hardly consider a movie to be funny if all I'm doing is smiling. Hell, I enjoyed the second movie much more so than this garbage (so much that I bought it... only to realize that I made a mistake, and therefore gave it away). This movie reminds me of Road Trip, in that everyone gushes about how funny it is, and what a "classic" (a term thrown around all too often) it is... yet I don't find it funny in the least. The cast, with the exceptions of Sean William Scott and Eugene Levy are 100% worthless... especially Chris Kline. Please, someone buy him some acting lessons. The sight gags in the movie suck... flat out. Looky, it's spooge... HAR HAR HAR. Give me a break. American Pie? More like American Crap.
1 star out of 10.