YAY MTV!

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2000)

I just LOVED this movie! It is the funniest and sickest and most shocking film I have EVER seen! Funnier than The Pink Panther! Sicker than Cannibal Holocaust! More shocking than Salo! It is a MASTERPIECE! I loved the MTV-pop music ridden soundtrack! Far better than the score to The Empire Strikes Back or Conan the Barbarian anyday! I also love vinyl pants and butterfly stickers on my car and Chinese tattoos on the back of my shoulder! I just got myself a leopard purse and a skin tight leopard shirt! I just put on My Dave Matthews Band CD right before I typed this! Off to the fraternity house I go!
Stereotypes abound! Obviously, the only sort of biped a film like this would appeal to. I can't wait for 2 more years to pass by, when all the "stars" of this movie join the "out" crowd of trendy cinema like Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald.... Cyclical, isn't it? >:)