Slightly likable, yet utterly inane

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 2000)

Fans of this movie keep saying that people who dislike American Pie are easily offended snobs. Trust me, sex violence and profanity are hardly offensive to me, and I've seen far more graphic film (my favorite movie is way more disgusting). I am, however, offended by complete and unrelenting stupidity. You can't image how glad I am that I got to see this for free. If I had payed, I would have never forgiven myself. I didn't totally hate it, as I am a fan of Alyson Hannigan, but I would sooner swallow glass than recommend it to anyone other than despised enemies. Oh yeah, I AM a teenager(17), and if there are humans that actually act like this, thank god I am smart enough to avoid them entirely.