Raunchy, Funny, with Apples.

Rating: Null/10 (6 June 2003)

What do you get when you combine a teenage boy's sexual fantasies with a double dose of gross humor and some heartfelt romance?
In short, you get American Pie- a funny, raunchy comedy that pulls absolutely no punches in its quest to dominate the teen-movie field. It follows the juvenile yet valid quest of four teenage boys who have made a "pact" to get laid... and their various misadventures. The characters are well developed indeed; Kevin, a sexually frustrated young man who's "stranded at third" with his girlfriend Vicky. Oz, a socially hopeless lacrosse player who joins choir. Jim, a sexually confused teenager whose sexual misadventures are absolutely hilarious. And finally, Finch, a philosophical weirdo with some serious social issues.
Helping the storyline along are Stifler (performed excellently by Seann W. Scott, the keg-throwin sex beast; Vicky, Kevin's girlfriend and fellow sexually inexperienced young teen; Jessica, Vicky's friend and sexual advisor; and Jim's dad (performed without flaw by Eugene Levy), who tries to help the confused Jim with his, er... personal issues.
****SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS**** This next paragraph contains several, you were warned!!!!
The entire plotline revolves around the four boys' sexual desires and hopelessness... Kevin seems to have it made already, as he and Vicky have oral sex twice during the duration of the movie. The other four, however, seem to be stuck in the mud. Humor abounds (raunchy I might add, such as Stifler injesting some "pale ale" (watch the movie for details). And of course Jim, who is the most confused of them all, somehow manages to get the beautiful Nadia, a foreign exchange student, into his room to change clothing. Of course, with the help of the internet, the whole school gets a view of Jim's extremely botched near-sexual encounter with Nadia. Says actor Jason Biggs (who portrayed Jim), "I loved doing all those scenes. I just figured the stupider I looked and felt and the more embarrassed I was, the funnier it would be."
We wholeheartedly agree.
This is NOT, I REPEAT NOT, a movie for the faint of heart or those without open minds. You should probably put the younger kids to bed before you watch this one, as it is quite inappropriate in several places (such as the ****SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER**** bare-breasted scenes of Nadia). I give this one a 9 out of 10, as some of the scenes were just a little too slow-moving for me to stomach. However, it comes through as one of the funniest movies ever made, and a storyline worth remembering!