truly shows how poor film our taste in film is

Rating: Null/10 (3 November 1999)

American Pie was a waste of ticket money, and I think I am more shocked by the public's positive reaction to the movie than I am with the stupidity of the film. A kid sticks his penis into a pie is basically the story line, and I am sure that is what Hollywood had in mind, that scene, and then they built a dumb story around that. And not only did everyone see it, but everyone liked it. Are people that pathetic, or they just haven't seen the right movies? I was slightly amused by some scenes, but to be honest, the guys were such dorks, I didn't want any of them to lose their virginity. I wanted to beat them up because they were corny, corny like the people who enjoyed American Pie.