What a load...

Rating: Null/10 (31 July 1999)

...of CR*P! I can't believe that this movie was even picked up by the studios, much less that it's making so much money! The actors, with the sole exceptions of Finch and the curly-haired girl (there are reasons these people are no-names), are all horrible! Absolutely atrocious! If they have good delivery, then I should make another movie full of these nim-skulls and half-wits. I might make a good deal of money! This movie truly appeals to those who remember high school as a hormone imbalance ground-zero. I can't wait to see Eyes Wide Shut to purge myself of this inane garbage that people are calling sexual truth. Give me a break! And the writing! I've heard better on Marc Singer movies! The editing couldn't be choppier! I can't believe this film is so popular! People have no souls! Go watch Jason Lee in *any* of his movies - THAT is delivery! THAT is funny. I laughed twice because of the movie. I laughed twenty times with my friends at the writing and at the unbelievable quality of this movie! Save your money! I've heard Blair Witch is good. Go see it. Stay away from this gonzo piece of sh*t.