No depth. No story. No point.

Rating: 2/10 (23 January 2020)

Okay.. where to begin.. I've heard about this movie for a long time and everyone sings it's praises, hailing it as a hilarious teen comedy with heart. I can safely say that this film is the most unfunny, cringy, awkward, uncomfortable movie I've ever watched with the heart of an empty bucket.
The plot: A group of high school boys decide to attempt to lose their virginities before they graduate.. So they're not seen as losers?
See, even this kind of plot (although it's VERY shallow and VERY thin) can be entertaining if written properly. But it isn't. The characters personality traits consist of being a virgin and being absolutely obsessed with sex, and that is all, for every single Male character. There's not a single scene, Not. A. Single. Scene. That doesn't involve a sexual context.
The music: Lots of 90s Pop Punk. All the songs sound the same, might even be the same song honestly, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. There's also quite a bit of generic, uninspired background music, yay. We get no interesting sound design, just fart noises, shallow music and ambient sound (hallway footsteps, people talking in the background of a scene, etc).
The Cinematography: Not a single shot in the film with any kind of thought behind it. There's really nothing else to say. You're not going to find a shot that looks as if it has any kind of meaning, and you're not going to find a single shot that has any kind of depth. The colours don't mean anything, the framing doesn't induce any emotion, the composition is tripe. Even High School Musical has black belt level Colour Theory, compared to this shell of a film.
Conclusion: Please.. If you value your time.. AVOID this movie. You won't come out of this with anything other than a strong regret that you didn't watch something else. Ugh.