Scarier than FRANKENSTEIN or THE MUMMY, Universal's latest Monster, The Gipper . . .

Rating: 8/10 (7 October 2017)

. . . will give American Youth the Willies as it murders the USA's favorite Grandpa, Tom Cruise. AMER!CAN MADE features clips from The Gipper's two most notable Horror Flicks, BEDTIME FOR BONZO and ALZHEIMER'S WHITE HOUSE. The latter is considered one of the Top Ten Fright Fests of All-Time, as a moribund Gipper seizes control of the international drug trade, a dozen banana republics, and the world's leading crime cartels. Just like Marlon Brando in THE GODFATHER, Universal's hideous Gipper mostly seems to stay above the Rampant Bloodbaths and Widespread Carnage, keeping his skeletal hands "clean" while snow-plowing the World to new heights of hypocrisy. Universal even includes Real Life "Archival Footage" of the Gipper's top Henchpeople, First Liar Fancy Pants Nancy and Vicelord George W.H.O. AMER!CAN MADE proves that this Gipper Monster was the USA's Public Enemy #1. Can't wait for Universal's Monsters-in-the-Oval-Office sequel about Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin's White House Sock Puppet-in-Chief, Don Juan Rump!