I Need to Buy Shampoo

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2014)

I fell for the hype surrounding this movie and decided to see it with two friends. Other than serving to remind me that I should get a haircut next week and that maybe it's time to switch to a different shampoo, this movie failed on all levels. Not even the music was original. In fact, when you have to import James Bond themes to support the plot, you know you are in the midst of a train-wreck.
This two hour plus embarrassment was interminably boring, the plot was too complicated, the characters - every one of them - were disgusting, amoral creatures, the dialogue and the directing were uneven - the whole of it was just awful. And the hair! The men's styles made my skin crawl.
Because I was with other people, I couldn't just get-up and leave; had I been alone, I doubt I could have lasted more than about 30 minutes into the film - it was that bad.
Don't believe the critical accolades; this film is a dud, a loser, a piece of junk and an utter waste of 135 minutes of your life.