Help me out here........

Rating: Null/10 (30 July 2006)

A friend phoned me some time ago and asked me what he could call me, or what derogatory term he could apply to me, or what insinuating remark he could point at me, that would insult me regarding my race, nationality, or even creed. (I am a white boy whose maternal and paternal grandparents names were Morris, Hayes, Gibbs, and Lemasters. I am very white.) We discussed this at length and I couldn't think of anything anyone could call me to offend me because of my racial or national origins. I tried to think of something to offend him, and could not, without attacking him personally, i.e. is ugly wife, his profession as an attorney, etc. Anyone know how to pizz of a middle class white boy?