American Spacey

Rating: 9/10 (14 March 2000)

If the sight of Kevin Spacey MASTURBATING in a shower is YOUR idea of a good film, then this is place to be. Laugh? I actually soiled myself! (several times. And I'd been drinking Guiness the night before) So what does this film say to me. It says "Kill them all. Heathens must burn!" It's my problem and I'll deal with it. Er, there's a freak bloke who films things (like Kevin Spaceys shrivelled Hampton) and an oh-so amusing dehumanised-military-nutbar. Oh! And don't forget that birds nice jugs. If you like this film, then you'll LOVE sex. They're here, so I'd better l... (sound of old man plummetting off cliff. Covered in tin foil)