Not cutting enough!

Rating: 7/10 (5 April 2004)

I didn't like "American Beauty". There wasn't enough violence or sex in the film, and when this happens I get real angry, like so angry I could eat my tight boxers. The film also lacked Arnold Schwarzenegger, who must truly be the hottest actor and therefore best actor in tinseltown. Spacey just swanned around looking neurotic.
The cinematography and colour placement was awful and derivative. Why did they have those red roses all over the place? They had no relation to the story. If they needed cheap props, they should have lined the house with Frankfurter sausages.
The most annoying thing about this film is that it opens with the line, "My name is Lester Banks." Duh! I read that on the back of the video. How stupid can you be? The back of the video said this was a "cutting picture", but no one got cut in it! I spilled some beer on my good "SEX MACHINE" t-shirt while watching this film, it made me so angry.