Fourth time lucky?

Rating: Null/10 (15 February 2000)

Someone borrows Lester Burnham's pen and doesn't give it back! So he kills everyone in sight until he gets a pen (whether it's his or not.) Suddenly the house is invaded by gay vampires. Lester fells them with a single quote from Bertrand Russel. Then he does his tax audit. Now that's what I call a plot! But we mustn't mention the plot. Even when there isn't one worth mentioning.
(What's the quote? I'll tell you when you're older, it's disgusting.)