Hang Ups For Breakfast!!!!

Rating: Null/10 (27 July 2003)

Why don't we live in Westport!!, My wife is the one with the balls in the family, I have the hots for my daughter's friend, Some homophobic Neo-Nazi kissed me on the lips, I'll have an affair with a business mentor, I hate my parents because that's what everybody in suburbia does. This only begins to comprise the cacophony of quirks that this family expounds on!! A mid-life crisis occurs when the most exciting thing in your life is masturbation!! Let's nurture the psychotics!! Let's patronize the adolescents!! Let's make excuses and thoroughly believe them!! Cavalier changes are the perfect depiction of the phrase "Too little too late!!!!" A remote understanding of family and friends is just too much trouble, so let's just not bother!!! Did you know that dad got his brains blown out!! Oh well!! Nobody knows why!! Daughter and wife and company will eventually think of something else in the very near future....It is a fact that an obscenely mega mortgaged America is incredibly self centered...All these demented problems prevail in sweet suburbia!!! Suburbia is mainstream America, so are these hang ups!! These hang ups and so many more!!! Anybody else care to add to this list feel free to do so!!!