This Is a Bug Hunt, maan!

Rating: Null/10 (18 May 2001)

What can I say about Aliens, that hasn't already been said before? The twenty minute shoot-out at the finale was so much, at one point I was saying to myself "That's it! I'm leaving." After every avenue of diplomacy has been navigated, this movie just ends up becoming one giant butt-kicking fest; aliens vs. marines. Those marines suits were covered in Wicker Armor, courtesy of Pier One imports, so the armor didn't work too well, but it was just decorative. Maybe in the future we humans should rotate to the other side of the galaxy, where the mutant aliens don't live. A prehistoric mutant hellbeast beats a human armed with a machine gun any day of the week. This was some of Sigourney's best acting right here, and Paul Reiser was good as the corporate raider, who goes along for the Company. My only complaint was that the models in this movie were much much cheesier than the sets I've seen in a lot of other sci-fi movies. All in all, just stay frosty, and you'll make it through this one! Rating: 10/10