Best thing since canned bread

Rating: 10/10 (1 February 2006)

There are the classics: Gone with the Wind, Dances with Wolves, The Ten Commandments
But then, there is Aliens.
Aliens is, hands down, the greatest movie ever made. Nothing I could possibly say about it would come close to doing it justice. In particular the scene where the queen alien lances Bishop with her tail and tears him in two is the most spectacular movie moment of all time, every time I see it i become sexual aroused. Aliens is better than boobs, better than money, better than seltzer. And i once fought God just to defend it.