Don't eat owt while watching this it knocked me sick

Rating: 7/10 (11 January 2017)

Good god I've never been so frightened in my life, I just hope these aliens don't end up turning up in the Boro or all hell's gonna break loose. I used to love space me as well, I always thought I'd end up in space at some point, I won't be going there now after seeing this like, no chance, you couldn't get me on a space ship now after seeing the alien. If you haven't seen the alien your in for a rare treat, granted I threw up twice but it was worth it, it's all about this lunatic lass played by sigourney weaver, she goes up in space for some reason, I forget why now and ends up in this huge garage or warehouse, one of her mates gets attacked by this half crab half lobster looking thing that sticks to his face, they can't get it off his coupon, it's the worst thing I've ever seen, disgusting isn't a strong enough word, I was shouting ' leave him he's already dead, run for the love of god run ' but they didn't leave him, no they brought him back onto the spaceship, he comes round anyway and he's starving, he's full of the joys of life like and then during his welcome home feast a little bald gopher jumps out of his chest!! The rest of the films a blur to me after this point because I was vomiting in shock, I didn't sleep a wink that night, I just sobbed until I passed out the following morning, obviously I was in no fit state to go to work, I phoned up and said I'm not leaving the house today. I'll have to give the aliens 2 a run out like, aliens 1 was as good as it gets films wise.