What's with the joke about illegal aliens?

Rating: 10/10 (6 May 2018)

How would you like hot chocolate in Planet LV-426? If you're traveling to another planet, don't forget to get All Natural Hot Chocolate K Cups. Chocolate is rich in nutrients, it is a superfood. Only a Pumpkin Spice Latte would have been more ridiculous. Add the following items to the checklist: an 18th century flashlight, sunglasses for landing purposes, a bandana for fighting scenes and duct tape for advanced weaponry.
What the hell they teach in the Marine Corps regarding eye protection? Whatever the lessons taught, corporals/privates are good at painting logos in their jackets. Private Hudson, the crybaby, is good at drawing skulls, and Corporal Hicks is competent at drawing hearts. Corporal Hicks should know that there is only one superhero that uses a heart shaped logo in his suit.
There are some interesting one lines. A little tribute to Tony Montana: "Can I go now?". A tribute to the XX commercial dude: "Stay Frosty (my friends)". And the best line in the history of cinema: "...Hicks is next in chain of command, am I right, Corporal? Yea,...yea, it's right"
Beside cheesy special effects during the landing scene, Aliens is better than Alien. I don't like the idea of cats aboard spacecraft the same way I don't like wasabi with sushi. This time, there was no cat related unnecessary drama.