Weak, bloated and unnecessary

Rating: 3/10 (2 January 2004)

Once in a lifetime a movie series like Alien comes along with a great story, intense action, great acting etc. And also, someone always seems to get their filthy little, greedy paws on them after they are completed and have basked in their glory. This is one of those movies.
Possible spoilers, but the movie will ruin itself...
Alien: Regurgitation is a complete fraud of the Alien franchise. It doesn't fit with the rest of the films and puts a black mark on a wonderful series of movies. Even though Alien 3 was questionable and not nearly the same caliber as the first two, it completely blows away this turd. I think one of the many wonders of the world for me is why Weaver even read this script, much less decided to accept it. Shameful.
I won't even give a plot summary for this crap. The plot is weak, and the action looks like John "can't make a decent movie" Woo directed it. Not only that, what the hell is up with the spooge alien with a sad/happy face?! I mean, what in the hell?! Not only that, they couldn't even come up with a better way to kill it off...they did they exact same thing as they did in the first two movies!!! Lame.
Movies like this make me hate Hollywood and it's unquenchable thirst for money. For me, this movie does not exist in the Alien series and will be the reason why I will never buy the Quadrilogy....I'd be embarrassed to have this movie in my collection.
Weak, bloated, unnecessary, and completely gay. 5/10. <----it would've been lower without the aliens in it. It also would've been lower had I written this before voting....blast!
Do not expect anything of this movie except to see aliens.