2 out of 5, is me being generous.

Rating: Null/10 (9 June 2004)

As a prepared and somewhat passive Alien fan, I found this film fairly entertaining, at times, but in comparison with it's predecessors (especially Ridley's Alien), this movie was just plain money machine-stupid.
Filled with awful James Bond-like "funny" comments, kind of clichéed(agh, how to spell that word!) uninteresting characters and finally; a complete failure of a dramatic "kill me"-scene.
Although the aliens looked cool as usual and some nice visuals, I'm just glad that I was prepared for the quite terrible rest of the film, so I didn't have to feel so painfully disappointed after viewing it.
/Brett is in da hoouse/