Bad Saturday Night Live Parody

Rating: Null/10 (20 January 2000)

Bad SNL parody, or at least it seemed like it. Well, FOX gave a the Alien franchise another try and failed miserably this time. What we have here is a below average sci-fi action film that tries mixing both elements from the first two alien films and ends as a result looking like a very amateur attempt. Certain action scenes are coupled with bad acting and predictability that they look overdramatic and silly. It isn't hard to realize that the blame is solely the fault of the Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, a company which destroyed the this film saga by releasing a watered down and below average alien film by hiring a lackluster film director who destroyed a promising first draft written by Joss Whedon and brought in a cast of unsuitable actors and actresses. Why? What for? Just to make money. Who cares about the moviegoing public, moviegoers, are just a bunch of dumbf***ing idiots who'll fork over millions of cash because it's a film about scary aliens. There is no justice, not even in hollywood. I guess we can forget Alien 5 because it won't happen that's for sure! Dan O' Bannon and Ron Shussette's masterpiece saga has been defiled. They must be weeping while H.R. Giger must be screaming!