Accurate Summary...

Rating: 2/10 (9 January 2007)

What can I say? Alien: Resurrection was a vomit stew of everything that was wrong, bad, ugly and laughable from the original three films.
Alien - The original genius! Undoubtedly one of the top 5 classic sci-fi films of all time. This film continues to awe-inspire, terrify and disturb people - and will for a long time to come. It contains some of the most recognizable scenes from sci-fi movies ever. (8.5/10)
Aliens - This film picked up where Aliens left off - it doesn't try to re-create the genius of Alien, but revolutionizes the genre. This film IS the modern sci-fi genre. It went where no sequel had gone before (like T2), in being recognized by many as better than the original. (9/10)
Alien3 - Not quite up to the high, high standards of the original two films, and it contains quite a few sizeable plot holes. Yet enjoyable enough if your into this kind of min stream nonsense. It follows in the legendary footsteps of Alien in having only a single alien villain. A mediocre romp if you don't take it to seriously. (4.5/10)
Alien: Resurrection - Sheer - absolute - awful - vomit. Terrible acting, screenplay, direction, filming, special effects, characters - the list goes on. Complete and utter crud.