Fassbender didn't jerk off this much in Shame

Rating: 3/10 (18 May 2017)

This whole movie is just Michael Fassbender reciting 1800s poetry to Michael Fassbender. This movie is 7 minutes of good CGI and 2 hours of rolling your eyes. Getting trapped with a lit major at a party isn't this pretentious. It takes place in 2104 but all the music is from 1978. No one's actions make any sense and you're just supposed to roll with it. The characters are all married to each other to give them some emotional stakes but they only have the time to focus on two people's pain before slaughtering more humans. There were some laughs but none of them were intentional.