Disappointing

Rating: 3/10 (2 August 2017)

I don't write reviews often.... and when I do it's usually because the movie is rather excellent.... or very very bad. And in this case you already know... it's bad. Yes. Very, very, very bad. I don't really know how they can do worse than Prometheus and Alien 3.... and yes, let's add Alien Resurrection to the comparison. But yes-yes-yes, they can, believe me!!! Alien Covenant is by far the worst of the whole franchise. Please Mr. Scott: stop. Please. Stop the madness. I won't go into the details, no big spoilers here... But... yeah. Everyone on this doomed ship deserve to die a very horrible death because of their unbelievable stupidity. I mean, yeah... Humans are terribly stupid. All of them. Or at least that's what the writers of this crappy script think. They must because they put a whole bunch of retards in charge of a colonization ship with more than 2000 people on board. A mission that took 10 years to prepare. And that's the best they can do: a crew of morons... And that's where the whole movie fails. You just can't believe it. You just CAN'T!!! It's just too MORONIC. You either laugh or cry. And at some point of the movie I wanted to go in and kill them myself to help the creatures... That's how I felt. I know I'm not the only one.
Prometheus, compared to this crap, was good. I even enjoyed it. That says a lot... And yes, there were some pretty stupid characters in there too, but at least some of them had half a brain... Not the case this time.
That's my opinion. No, it probably doesn't deserve a 2... Maybe a 4 or 5. It's somewhat entertaining and some parts are interesting. But I'm too angry at the whole thing... So it's a 2.