Complete garbage.

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2017)

As the Xenomorph burst forth amid "poignant" instrumental music under the enraptured eye of its android creator David while he babbled some nonsense about Ozymandias, I too could only burst out laughing, in the only few seconds of this film which, consequently, weren't absolute torture to endure. With forty minutes or so to go, however, I simply could not suffer another second of this trash and I gave up. Somebody please put Ridley Scott out to pasture.