Sexual Innuendos Gallore but not much Alien......s

Rating: 7/10 (30 May 2017)

So how do you like you Franco? Fried? Got you covered.
How do you like your villains? Creepy? Served.
How do you like your Aliens/Xeno's? Suspenseful? Eeeehhhh
And your jokes? Fingery? solid
A weird human mannequin out of science class? Check
People/Chicks who freak out and shoot anything? Yup
Overall without spoiling much apart from a Steven Seagal (Executive Decision) like cameo this movie can be seen on the small screen as there is no real visual O faces to be had. Great that it flows on from Prometheus but where is the stalking and suspense of the Xenos? Fassbender and McBride are solid but the rest of the cast is OK if not just bearable in some parts. Part script/director/art direction but you feel that AVP delivers a better and more suspense final product.
Just when you thought it was building up they show a cock and balls space ship which must have been an ode to Spaceballs? Maybe but seemed a bit out of phallic...oops I mean place.