Prometheus is a cinematic marvel compared to this

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2017)

Now, I'm not much of a critic, never done this before, so this should give you an idea of how much I hate the fact that I wasted my money on this movie. (And I apologize for any misspelling going on, my English is a bit rusty )
No plot, no suspense, no character development, stupid ending. SPOILERS STARTING ....NOW! The first hour of the movie consists of nothing but cool space shots. The ship gets hit by a solar flare while recharging and one of the solar sails needs repairs. Plus some other secondary stuff around the ship, all this happening so we can meet the cast and ...get to know them I guess ? They all could've been red shirts for all I care, since I can honestly say I do not remember any of their names and sure as hell won't research them now. Oh wait, there is one guy, Tennesse. I remember him because he wears a hat and felt even more out of place than the others.
So, the crew wakes up because of those malfunctions and, instead of getting back into hyper-sleep and continue their original trip, they decide to check out a planet near them which was emitting a signal. OK, guess that's smart, since the planet was exhibiting the right conditions for colonization. But, BUT ! once they get there, the idiots step out of the ship without even a simple mask over their goddamn faces ! I mean, teen horror movie much ?? You descend unto an alien planet and you just scream " YOLO!" ? At least in Prometheus they had the decency to use suits ! And yeah, the air might've been breathable, but s**t ! Viruses, unknown pathogens, alien stuff ! Why not wear a freaking mask until you've determined it's safe ? GOD F*****G DAMMIT !
1 idiot gets infected near their landing ship, another a bit further away with the expedition team. 1st idiot gets back to the landing craft where some girl locks him up in the med bay with the biologist or whatever the woman with him was and then radios for help. The expedition team then gently walks back, although the woman was scared s**t-less on the radio..
At this point I lost it.. What came next was equally mind numbing and idiotic as the first part and I'm pretty sure I'm reaching my 1000 word mark soon, so just wait for the DVD to come out and rent it. Or better yet, wait for the TV release, you won't be missing anything important, please trust me.
If you want to go to the cinema anyway, just go watch Guardians Vol. 2 again, it's money better spent, do not pay them to make another Alien prequel. For the love of God, please ! I do like Fassbender, but he needs to choose better movies fast.