A complete and utterly incoherent mess

Rating: 1/10 (26 September 2017)

Spoilers ahead!!!
This is the nail in the coffin for Ridley Scott's Alien Universe, as far as I am concerned. After all these years of believing the Xenos to be genuine alien creatures, Mr Scott has now told us that they were in fact, created by an Android with a God-complex.
That's right. The Android from Prometheus, Fassbender's David, actually decided to try his hands at creating a new life form because he got bored. I can't even begin to go beyond this explanation without flying into a rage.
The movie is an absolute waste of time. Visually, it sits somewhere in the generic space exploration genre...nothing original or jaw-dropping. Nothing memorable. The characters are so bland and uninteresting, it's hard to know who's who. We are told that some of the crew members are married. With the exception of the Fassbender 2.0 and Daniels (the lady who's husband mercifully burns to death in his pod so he doesn't go through this travesty), it is hard to figure out who is married to whom, and why the entire crew is so stupid that they would walk out onto an alien planet (AGAIN!!) without any form of protection.
Don't expect any answers from this pulsating crapfest. As far as I am concerned, the Alien Universe stopped with Alien and Aliens. Pretend this never happened.
And by the way, I am really curious as to how, if indeed the Xenos were created by an Android, did they become such feared space-faring creatures that even the Predators hunted them in legends. Scott should retire to an old people's home. Honestly. He has lost it completely. What a waste.