Imbecilic Millennial Soap Opera Alien

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2017)

This film stank ... The writing could of been done by a class of 15 year old school kids ... And not terribly bright ones ... And the direction, Ridley Scott, is lame ... The effects for the most part are terrible ... And the acting is straight out of a mid afternoon Mexican Soap ... In all EVERYTHING is wrong with this film ... You can't wait for everyone to get killed just so it'll end and you can get out of the bloody cinema ... Prometheus was great visually ... The lead actress was incredibly annoying and the plot of everything the humans did was just ridiculous ... BUT it had the engineers ... Did Scott realise they were the only good thing in the whole film and carry on with something leading forward into their universe and the history that everyone was interested in ... Hell no ... We get a bit of ( very badly done and very hastily ended ) engineer backstory, and then back to whining clueless characters and bloody Michael ( dull ) Fassbender times 2 ... I'm serious ... Skip it ... This is a major embarrassment for all involved ... Alien and Aliens are great ... 3 was killed by a clueless studio ... 4 is quite fun as a chase film ... But Scott has dragged this into Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Clueless Deluded Director Territory