Man i sure didn't like this one

Rating: 5/10 (25 June 2017)

Who was i rooting for? The cast looked like local narcotics anonymous volunteers. Its about an hour into the movie and the first alien finally shows up.before that, i was like,oh my god these mother F**** are lucky.i was even daydreaming like toward random strangers in the audience:there you go, you can get one, a real movie star.We see some of the crew stepping on those strange mushrooms and strange metallic sparkles infect their ears...Tennessee on another ship getting bossed around by an interracial couple...and voila...a David Cronenberg Dead Ringers like interaction between two cloned androids.The pace picks up after the first hour. All is mediocre and somewhat normal til David freaks out about communicating with an alien while Cpt. Billy Crudup has a laser n machine gun on the alien ready to kill.Quickly we get a walk through of collective embryos and petrified corpses that David has collected for tutorials sake's,which is supposed to cool the jets on an upset captain,and BAM, we see what the problem is,we even get a mini Groot-like alien for a second.Im pee ohd.at this point i knew that the rest of the movie was gonna be lame as$ action with the rest of the crew,who i didn't even want to see. So i did leave.maybe Danny McBride did something to help the actors whose infamy isn't meant to be from this movie.Maybe Walter the android has a weird situation arise where the 200,000 colonists on the ship are saved and able to be in another sequel.i don't think i care.if i keep reading reviews i might find out but this movie sucked.