One of the worst movies I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (10 September 2017)

I did not believe the horrible reviews this movie gets. I am one of the very few people, who actually somewhat enjoyed Prometheus, so I had my hopes up. Really - I thought - anything more than yet another copy-paste of the original story would already be fine... Could I be more wrong....
This movie turned out insultingly dull. The characters behaved as if it was a teenager drama: no logic, no motivation, no common sense. Am I supposed to believe these hysterical idiots were the ones hand- picked and trained for an incredibly expensive colonization mission? The company could not find a doctor who acts like a doctor? Or a pilot who knows how to pilot? Or a ship AI that would sound the alarm in critical situations WITHOUT first asking users if it should do so?
The company also forgot to equip the ship with things that perform their respective functions. Protective suits do not protect, weapons do not do damage, medical bays are not capable of detecting diseases or healing (in Prometheus they were), flying cargo platforms and drop- ships barely fly, robotic manipulator arms can be operated only by a genius, and the bank of frozen colonizers is designed to be highly vulnerable to ANYTHING that happens to the ship, even a little shaky shake. Bravo.
I am not even mentioning the plethora of clichés, average editing, and very questionable CGI. The real insult, however, is the path where the director has taken the Alien universe. There is no more horror, no mystery, no suspense - everything is explained right there on the spot, with the most uninspired version possible. Why do the Aliens grow so fast? Oh, they were designed to do so. Most importantly, this is barely sci-fi now: the action happens out in the fields and in some sort of a close-quartered catacomb.
Do not watch this. Seriously. Not worth it.