One of the Worst Films Ever Made

Rating: Null/10 (31 May 2017)

Alien Covenant is the most boring movie that I have seen in a while. The first 45 minutes is all talking. There are a few spurts of action and gore, and then the very predictable twist ending comes along. Without spoiling it: Now you can get Aliens in your coffee, on a tree, from a flower, or in your pee.
The cast of this movie is horrible. As astronauts, they are ridiculous. Any Taco Bell would provide a better crew of astronauts than the crew what was on The Covenant. Also better actors. These goofballs land on an alien planet, and the first thing anyone does is go sniff the spores from mushroom pods. It goes downhill from there.
What was the point of finding the creators of the Alien virus? It turns out that they were a bunch of goofy looking bald Spaniards wearing togas, standing around at a massive plaza, that happens to be in the middle of a forest. No space station, no rocket launch sites, no labs, no military complexes, no signs of advanced civilization. For that matter, not even housing is seen on the planet. Unfortunately, the origin story of the people that created the Aliens, and the Human Race, is never told. That was the whole point of the ending of Prometheus, but it is skipped over in 30 seconds of Covenant.
There are many more horrible plot moments. Only the acting is worse than the story. Just about everyone in this movie is crying hysterically at some point in the movie. Dr. Phil should have been sent on the Covenant with them. It is one of the worst films that I have ever seen.