Hello guys, I'm the mad dentist, please open your mouths!

Rating: 6/10 (9 September 2017)

I think it's obvious to say that Mr. Ridley Scott can do whatever he pleases with his franchise. I'm not going to write here anything about how good was that other film forty years ago compared to this one. When you are about to see an Alien movie, you know what is going to happen along the way, lets make that clear.
Problem is, when you are about to see any movie and in a second you know exactly how it's going to end (literally), well... that's called a bad script. And this one is really bad. Quality Control went on holidays or so, or they didn't even care. There's no plot (despite the limited information we get about what happened after Prometheus), the xenomorph here is a secondary matter and the cast... let's say they do what they can with the material. If your role is written for idiots, your character will probably be idiotic, and there are plenty of those in this episode.
Imagine someone in the room saying "Hello there, I'm a mad dentist, please open your mouth" and you (obviously) open it widely. That happens so many times in this film... Good photography, though, not as bad CGI as I have read in other reviews. My rate is a 6 because I didn't blink in the 2 hours. So yes, it entertains, if you don't expect too much. Which I dunno if its good, because I didn't blink either watching Sharknado, and that one was funny, at least.