If you liked Alien, you wont like this

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2017)

I will say that I loved the original Alien series, despite some issues with the later sequels. I thought Prometheus was okay - gorgeous cinematography, some well done CG, an okay plot, riddled with some terribly stupid moments. I had some (but not altogether high) hopes for this sequel.
The first 30 minutes or so was interesting. The moment the creature reared its horribly rendered little body, I couldn't stop laughing. Did someone actually watch this movie and approve of the terrible CG before it went to theaters? No amount of homoerotic flute playing or deadly shower sex sequences could make this work. Oh wait, they actually tried all of that! It honestly felt like I was watching a B-horror, made for Syfy network piece of garbage. I'd rather watch Sharknado.