Expensive razzle dazzle can't save this movie

Rating: 1/10 (27 May 2017)

Alien Covenant 5/20/2017 @ the Kerner Optical company San Rafael.
Let me warn you my fair readers that "the milk of human kindness does not run through my veins."
Oh those sleepy star travelers, those nestled colonists dreaming of a new world. A world that escapes mundane 21st century cinema that the audiences of this film are exposed to. Like the lethal jaws of the expensively designed Aliens in this picture, a once master auteur of cinema, director Ridley Scott clings desperately to pull success of this limping franchise from the jaws of utter failure.
Now this master of un-suspense cajoles what he thinks a hollow-eyed generation of spoon fed McMovie watching Millenials will like: A frat house mentality starship crew without a shred of empathy dumb downed into believing they will survive these Alien encounters. It doesn't take long my fair readers before the flaccid foreshadowing is force fed down our throats faster then a face hugger can impregnate a dough-eyed Hollywood starlet. If you decide you can hang on through the grueling torture of these images and sounds hitting what's left of your senses then it might please you that the dead-eyed android (the most life like talent in the movie) gets away with everything to the behest of the idiotic crew. See it before it leaves the big screen, the story is guaranteed to anesthetize.