Alien: Covenant (2017)

Rating: 6/10 (26 May 2017)

I only watched part of this crapfest. It might have been fun to predict which "characters" would die, but they were soulless and nondescript anyway. The only good scene I saw was when the "scientists" predictably bring the pathogen onboard, and then the survivors go slip sliding all over the victim's blood. Pretty well everyone laughed at that scene. It goes without saying that Ridley Scott ruined the Alien franchise. The first part of it was boring and predictable. There are even some scenes where the robot character plays the piano and recorder. Without that filler, it might not apparently be 2 hours (and 2 minutes) long. I gave up on this movie a long time before that. AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) is a masterpiece compared to this.