I hope NASA trains their pilots better

Rating: 3/10 (6 August 2017)

I have given this generous rating because I like Alien original movies and also Prometheus was OK. This movie was horribly illogical. This is the list of all that is wrong with this movie:
1) Most obvious from the start of the movie - the crew is like a bunch of teenagers. They abandon primary mission in 5 minutes, they explore new world without any protective gearing (why didn't they send android anyway?), they touch everything anywhere because why not, they apparently have no clue of how to properly shoot a gun and they have no quarantine procedure because who needs it anyway. Actually they can do properly only one thing – land a ship.
2) Panic every time it is possible, because that is the best way to solve any situation. Oh, and if you have to shoot a gun – shoot everywhere as much as you can until everything explodes because why not, it's fun.
3) Androids apparently doesn't have any program to protect humans. Androids can even kill humans. Seems legit.
4) Androids can make bio-molecular stem cloning and DNA altering with rocks and scissors in a wet cave without any previous knowledge of the subject.
5) Androids can grow a hair apparently. And they can trim it perfectly with only a scissors (including color change).
6) Everyone trusts an android, no matter how shady he is. Android tells that this place is perfectly safe, no one questions. Not that this place is an open space with lots of attractive lights and no lockable doors. Safe. Perfectly. No questions.
7) Android tells captain to look into suspicious hatching egg-like thing. He looks, no questions.
8) Alien bursts out of captain's chest like in 30 mins. Damn that's fast.
9) Engineers live in caves though they have technology that is more sophisticated then ours.
10) Engineers don't have any precautions against unexpected situations like ship heist and if ship is flying above their city, they gather all in one place below the ship because that seems a very smart thing to do. It's like they are not Engineers but Neanderthals.
11) Why did the Engineer ship with David crash if he was flying above the city pretty confident?
12) Why no one thought of confirming Walter's identity when boarding on mother-ship? Oh, because they don't have any quarantine or other precautions whatsoever. This plot twist was predictable at the moment when David cut his hair.
13) Mother's AI is super-useless. She never warns before an accident. She can't distinguish David from Walter. She can't isolate threats by herself. She can't warn if Alien is behind your back. I guess Mother and David is in the same team.
14) Aliens grow super-fast in this movie. I guess they had to because the movie has only 2 hours.
15) By the way – David killed Walter, cut off his hand, overdressed, did his hair and swallowed some alien embryos in less than a minute. That droid has some serious skills.
16) David also has some serious problems with kissing. Awkward.
After watching this movie I feel insulted. Ridley Scott has ruined this franchise because he thinks that most of the audience is dumb people who only seeks some CGI action. And what's more frustrating is that based on other reviews he is right.