Who needs spoilers???

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2018)

It's most respectful, and kindly, to direct everybody... art lovers and artists alike... to the very first alien movie created by director, Ridley Scott.
Alien.
If you can, buy or rent a mini projector, and play Alien onto a big white wall, with the sound going through your (or your parent's) best sound system. Turn off the lights. Get nice and comfy. And behold a masterwork of acting, film making and suspense.
When it ends, just leave it there. A story with a beginning... and an end.
A brilliant story - brilliantly executed, for the big screen. A moment in Time.
If you've never seen the first Alien movie, you're in for a real treat. If you have, but you've never seen it projected onto a big screen... you're in for a real treat. It's such a convincing, and utterly engaging, story.
Unlike this 122 minute long chore.
Alien: Covenant.
Oram, the ship's Captain, asks David, "What do you believe in David?"
The answer, dear reader, is:
Pay-checks.