This crew is so stupid they all deserve to die

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2017)

Being a huge fan of this franchise i saw the first alien 1979 movie when i was around 12 years old, it was on TV one night and i was scared to death.
I since then liked much of the alien predator movies.
Prometheus was a huge step back, they tried to explain some but failed, and now we get covenant that manages to destroy a legacy of almost 40 years in 2hours.
The movie start off with David and its creator Waylen with the most useless conversation of them all... this should not have been part of the movie since they left out a 4 minutes explanation extra video with David and Dr Shaw and the last supper.
We then jump to the huge space ship covenant, who is on a mission to colonize 2000 humans and a small crew of the worst idiots in space, to take care of this huge ship only one cyborg humanoid clone of David called Walter with a very bad suttern accent.
They also manage to lose 49 other colonist. They decide to repair the ship and from there Tennessee one of the crew members receives a strange transmission from a planet not far away.
Now they also decided to go with the couples here so every crew member is a couple but we never really get to see who is with who because there is no character development, so its hard to care for a bunch of idiots like that when they die.
After reviewing the transmission and its human they take the decision to go and explore the planet since from all the data they gathered it seems quit habitable. There is a small argument among a few but a small team of morons get to the planet. They get into a storm and land on water, instead of the huge terrain of grass........
So without any space suit they go out and explore this planet, not knowing that David planted the alien seeds almost everywhere, 2 of the crew members are infected with a new so called breed of alien smaller but more lethal, the alien dust if you can call it this way sets into the body and not long after that alien burst out of the body, we get a cool back gory scene and more dumb idiots that manages to blow up the ship.
After this encounter the second crew member infected gets it outside the mouth, from there the crew should have called the covenant and ask to extraction, or the covenant should have left them behind.
The crew of morons get attack by the new bread of aliens and this is where David the flute player with is flash gun chases them away. So the dumb crew instead of calling for an extraction decide to follow David into is hideout, they see tones of dead body and more but never ask any question all seems normal........
From there on we learn that David killed Dr Shaw and experimented on her, that he created the aliens that we know due to experimentation with the alien dna found in Prometheus, and that upon arriving to the planet of the inventor he killed them all.........he plays flute and tries to get Walter to side with him since he as gone mad. Right there, there is no explanation on why what happened for this artificial intelligence to go all Hitler on everyone and wanting to kill of the human race.
The new captain Oram sees David talking to the new breed of Alien and sees one crew member as been decapitated but instead of shooting David he kills the alien and follows David where he put the eggs, that idiot gets infected by a facehugger and we get the alien that we know.
After reading this by now you think that things cannot get any worst... but believe me they do Daniels who is suppose to replace Ripley, but fails miserably at her job drops lots of the F bomb, she sends a message to the covenant that things go haywire and to come pick them up..... now the Tennessee guy who gets approval from another higher placed crew member to disarm protocol dives into the storm with the 2000 colonists on board to go save 3 people............
David and Walter battle it out in a cyborg battle but you know that David won right, and he takes Walter place.
That idiot Tennessee dive in with a construction ship to go pick up the rest of the idiot crew they all board, an alien is there that fight is kind of cool, there was on idiot that got semi infected by a facehugger.
They all get back to the ship covenant, that crew member is taken to the infirmary, a few minutes later there is an alien on board that killed both of them in the infirmary, there is a couple who are having sex in the shower below with the music playing out loud.... they don't hear the alarm and get both killed, idiots..........
They manger to get ride of the alien, get back into cryo sleep then Daniels ask Walter a question and she learns its David... she falls asleep and David as 7 years to experiment on the 2000 colonist with is eggs that he brought on board.
As you can see this movie is a total mess, of course the high rating are fake because this movie does not deserve more then a 3 but its Ridley Scott so,,,,,,,,,