Makes Prometheus look like a masterpiece

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2017)

If I'm not scared during an Alien movie then there's something wrong (I mean come on, I'm a wuss! I'm easy to scare!). But it's hard to feel any fear when you don't give a #$^% about any of the characters. It was obvious that the scriptwriter, director, and actors were trying way too hard to make us care, and it fell flat for me. All it accomplished was making them even more irritating.
The actress they got to play Daniels didn't help. She's no Sigourney Weaver and whoever cast her should be fired. (A lot of people involved in making this turd should be) By the end I was cheering the alien on, hoping it would at least kill the last remaining humans as they were some of the least likable. Seriously, why couldn't they have added at least one character that wasn't a selfish POS, or a try-hard Mary Sue so we'd have someone to care about and root for? No one to care about = no suspense. I was literally laughing during some of the attack scenes because the alien earlier in the film was so ridiculous and there was no one I was afraid for. That's never happened to me during an Alien movie before. I was shocked. Probably should have clued in and turned it off then and there. It would have saved me the heartache and frustration of watching the rest of this steaming pile, and IMDb visitors wouldn't be subjected to me b%*^&ing about it.
(Maybe 1/10 is a little harsh. I mean, it's not quite as bad as Gigli. But this is the Alien franchise ffs! It deserves better!) ((I actually liked Prometheus. A lot :P))