Same old crap

Rating: 2/10 (20 August 2017)

The movie sticks with the almost 40-year-old formula, which offers virtually nothing new to the devoted followers:
1. A bunch of clueless idiots float around in space, on a "mission"
2. In comes a dubious signal/transmission, the very nature of which already screams "stay the f*** away from me"
3. A bunch of clueless idiots happily agrees to go and "take a look"
4. They arrive and either all or some of them land on a picturesque planet/landscape, which looks suspiciously like a cross-breed of Iceland, Switzerland, New Zealand and maybe some CGI
5. Some of the clueless idiots immediately go on a safari, because - "why to waste time?"
6. A creature emerges/arises/appears of of the thin air and starts to kill off clueless idiots
7. Blood, sh*t, tears
8. Somewhere in the process, a conspiracy of a big multinational company from Earth becomes clear, i.e. the clueless idiots suddenly realize, that they're not as important as they thought to be (eternal truth of growing older)
9. Blood, sh*t, tears, more blood, more sh*t, even more tears
10. "Why are we here?" ("Plastic, a**holes!.." © George Carlin, R.I.P.)
11. Roll credits
Boring. Empty. At least partly beautiful, because of the CGI and editing.