The future! Where people in space do the stupidest possibe thing at the stupidest possibe moment!! Every single time!!!

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2018)

Just dub over this movie with the script of any "3 Stooges" episode, and it'll be infinitely more enjoyable. And hey! At least then, when this motley crew of imbecils procede to fumble and flail across space, making the DUMBEST POSSIBLE DECISIONS IMAGINABLE, it'll just make you laugh! (As opposed to making you want to tear out your own goddamn finger nails to distract your brain from the abuse your eyes are suffering by watching this hamfisted, pretentious, Jar Jar Binks-quality cgi snuff film.)