I'll be brief: don't go

Rating: 2/10 (20 May 2017)

Yesterday, I couldn't wait to watch this one. Now, I wish I could have those two hours back. In short, besides the visuals, everything is awful. The plot is so boring that there is no need to explain why it also doesn't make any sense. Impossibly dumb characters, no dialogues -literally- no tension, no humor, I'm not even sure there was a soundtrack.
There were so many stupid things happening at the same time, that at one point I thought it was some sort of parody, like Mel Brooks meets Alien.
In some ways, it probably is.