One of the worst movies ever. Way worse than Prometheus

Rating: 2/10 (18 May 2017)

This movie sucked so bad. So, so bad. It had spaceships that look like DVD drives and bits of Lego. It had a scene where Fassbender plays a flute and talks (seriously) about fingering. It has killer dust! It thinks trucks and cranes are cool weapons (they aren't). It has a BS overwrought and nonsensical plot. It has characters who are supposed to be highly trained for a crucial mission who immediately act like complete idiots whenever under the slightest bit of stress. Every death is predictable and dull. Fassbender literally makes out with himself for no reason whatsoever. He also wears a hood constantly (this isn't Assassin's Creed, Michael). the cgi aliens look awful, just awful. One of them walks through the shitty ancient ruins and sits down, wagging it's tail like a dog. Scary stuff!
This movie is a million miles from everything that made the original Alien great. Danny McBride and Katherine waters ton are watchable but completely wasted. there is some nice scenery. everything else is terrible.