Slapstick Horror

Rating: 1/10 (29 April 2018)

You've never seen more people slip on a pool of blood only to get murdered shortly after since Army of Darkness, and that was a comedy movie.
A comically homicidal robot whom everybody trusts right up until their deaths, an alien creature that kills all "flesh" but is totally cool with aforementioned humanoid robot, an alien race in a medieval-technological era that has spaceships, and a few victims--sorry, protagonists--who serve as nothing but ... uh, victims.
I don't even know where to start. This movie would be terrible in its own right, but since they dared to put "Alien" in front of it, its nothing short of sacrilege.
The spaceship looks cool though. The rest could serve as an example of how to destroy a franchise.