Alien Covenant: Dora the Explorer is SHOOK

Rating: 1/10 (5 October 2017)

This movie has 2 components in it. The first is an unintentional comedy and the second is a cringy, daddy-issues-filled, daytime TV b-movie in a melodramatic style. Apparently in the future they will hire mentally challenged people to lead thousands of colonists.
"Ola, it's me, Dora! OOH! We're in fairy tale land! We've got a lot to do. Let's walk around! Let's sniff and lick random things on a lost and unexplored planet! Can YOU find an Alien? Where is an Alien? Click on th...*poorly made cg monster kills a random person.*"
Panicking and yelling and screaming in any stress situation like 4 y.o. children. Also sobbing all the time. Trying to break a cosmic pod with an ax (WAHT???) like they have not been taught anything about the spaceship they've spent years on. This is beyond. The plot is hilarious. CGI quality is worse than some of the 1980s particles. The boring ancient setting fails to impress once again.
Characters' relationships are not developed at all. The explanation of aliens itself is hideous, any fan fiction story would have been better.
I have no idea where Hollywood is going. They are keep making these retarded multi-million trash movies implementing no passion or talent in it. Who all these "critics" who toot this garbage? No plot, no direction. Poorly made CGI monsters (some of them are not even "aliens") chasing down and killing some random stupid people who deserved to be killed as soon as possible anyway. Yes, the scenery is beautiful and that is what I give my generous 1 star for.