If you are an Alien fan...avoid by all means

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2017)

If you watched Life and thought if carefully selected and trained astronauts could act even dumber than a leaf of lettuce: here is the proof, they can.
There are enough reviews depicting the wrong and completely illogical choices the crew is taking whenever they do anything. Even things like going to a toilet (walking 1,000 feet in an alien, dark and unknown territory) can't be done according to a proper protocol. What do you do if a villain has just killed one of your friends and you have a gun in your hands? Walk him down into a cave with alien eggs...sorry, but I could not stop laughing.
The cave settings look like the enterprise franchise...20 years ago. You could smell the plastic. The body-less head in the water looks like from a Roman Empire movie...30 years ago. Bullet proof glass is no problem for aliens, just like 40 years ago. The weapons' efficiency resembles the one of an AK47...50 years ago and so on...
A completely ridiculous movie, it is not just that you have to leave your brain outside, you have to replace it by a Xenomorph brain so you finally know where you are coming from (Mama!).
Extreme garbage, take cleaning paper...or avoid going, even reject invitation from the most pretty girl in town. Better have a nice supper.