Somewhere between mediocre and bad

Rating: 3/10 (22 May 2017)

Well i went to see Alien Covenant trying to lower my expectations, not being hyped, also not taking in mind all the negative reviews. I want to apologize - I am not native English speaker. Also the review might contain minor spoilers.
I will express my personal opinion. The movie was bad. It wasn't bad from directors point of view, the image and scenes were nicely done.
What I was frustrated about was:
1) Poor Dialog - the dialog was incoherent, and the times that the crew wanted to look cheerful, not worried, they started talking about tits. I guess the crew should have been of highly trained professionals, that are responsible for transporting about 2000 people to a new colony. They have to look after the safety of the passengers above all.
2) Crew selection - People with control of emotion, should be put in charge of lives of other. Having 2 or 3 married couples as a crew members (out of 14) means that every time that one of the spouses are threatened, the other will do their best to rescue his/her partner. Even if that means having a ship of 2000 people put in direct danger.
3) People on EARTH take more safety health precautions when for instance being on the public transport during the flu period, rather than visiting a new PLANET. What is the best thing to do when visiting a new planet you might ask ? As this movie suggests being completely unprotected, without even a mask. At one point i wanted all of them to die. They were that careless.
4) Major spoiler ahead - The explanation of how aliens were created was unsatisfying. It takes away all of the mystery left from Prometheus. No godly creatures. The answer is much simpler and dull.
In summary, the movie was quite predictable. I feel offended, screenplay writers must be thinking very low of their movie audience.