Don't waste your money (and your time) watching this film

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2017)

*** WARNING : SPOILERS INSIDE ***
Why are you doing this, Ridley??
Let me tell you first that I'm a huge fan of Alien saga. My favorite film from all times is "Alien". I've seen that movie perhaps 200 times...
I was a bit disappointed after watching "Prometheus". You missed the target with the Engineers... but comparing "Alien : Covenant" with "Prometheus"..."Prometheus" wins. How sad...
I'm really upset , Ridley. Who was the lazy kid that wrote the script?? I could have written a better one. Almost everybody could have written a better one indeed.
Ridley, what kind of stupid people are now part of your space crews? Why do they forget the mission they have trained for during years just because they get a noisy transmission? They don't want to go to sleep ? And I don't want to go to work, but I go.
And who decided that the hibernating people should be hanging from hangers like clothing on a wardrobe? Two mounting points are better than one, and three mounting points are even better...
Ridley,Ridley, I can't imagine people landing on an alien (got the pun?) planet and not taking even the minimal bio-hazard measures.
And what kind of moron follows to someone who is evident that is protecting the killer of your crew and tells you "follow me to this dark secret place and I'll show you something interesting"? This trick was already old in Hansel & Gretel times...
And about the Xenomorph life cycle...well, it's better to stay silent.
You think you were clever with that trick changing the androids? It was a telegraphed trick, Ridley... Lazy boy...
Really , the script writer(s) should be shot at dawn... And you are supposedly to check the scripts. What were you thinking about??
Strike two, Ridley. You are sh*tting on the Alien saga. Why are you doing this? Why are you insulting the movie audience??
Please, don't do that again.