To boldy go when no autist has gone before...

Rating: 1/10 (19 August 2017)

*** This review may contain spoilers ***
A success guaranteeing preceding Sci-Fi movies from Alien series. Hostile space and, the very expected by everybody, professional crew in it. Is it too hard to imagine? Not for us - the viewers. Apparently it is to hard to imagine for script & film makers though. Top notch scientists and space men that are resistant to stress, cautiously trained to every detail and executing well thought and detailed plans? Forget it! Instead, since the beginning, just like that, the crew turns out to be emotionally unstable, panicking, not giving a damn about logic and / or plans bunch of autists locked up in a space ship then stranded on a planet like helpless kids in a forest. Not able to deal with any, and I repeat any, threat to a level that makes you wonder if the intention of writers was to create a parody. This is yet another such movie. I once thought Prometheus was bad but boy was I mistaken. This is worse probably in a worst possible way. Therefore it must be 1/10 as even the CGI and landscapes could not have awaken me from a deep shock on how ridiculously the nonsensical action has developed. A waste of time and waste of money that could otherwise be spent on a decent book instead of this travesty.
Alien, you have been abducted and experimented on by merciless humans. RIP.