Reading Alien Covenant Reviews is Very Cathartic

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2017)

Have been reading reviews here since the dawn of the Internet, but this is my first review ever. Saw movie on opening night. Have not spoken to anyone nor said anything about this movie until now. The best part of film was the roughly five minutes I fell asleep. Can get on with my abysmal and disappointing life which makes for a better "Alien" script that fills series plot holes more than this Covenant drivel. I feel better now.