Sorry excuse for a sci-fi / Your modern-day-trending-crap-shoot

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2017)

Letter to Scott >
Scott,
Never slyly give us a Prometheus 2 when we've paid our time and money to see Alien eh slick? Keep an Alien potent and give us a new deep story with a lot of true and realistic alien action. Stop chasing box office money, nobody gives a f*ck about just CGI effects that are embarrassingly over the top - from the excessive now-where-did-it-all-come-from blood on floors to quickly sped up editing and very little action so awfully edited. Never quickly make up a trash and forgettable script and then run it through quickly to trick us into believing a lot is going on where as factually nothing is really. We'l always know.
Give us a slower and built suspense packed thriller that breaks bone with true effects we deserve and admired from your very own first movie. Quit shaming us with your 'no plot for Alien - all for Prometheus 2 jargon' cause guess what we don't give a f*ck about Prometheus 2 along with Fassbender who didn't belong in the movie cause all of this was solely meant to be about Alien schmuck. Keep it Alienated alright?
Use practical sense and CREATE a story so we don't lose mind trying to count infinite plot holes that make up movie time. We're just not into that. Just so you know, we're also not into male droids making love. Cut the boring cringe-worthy drama between cast who get more emotional than a three year-old without candy. This makes us look at our watches every three minutes cause we're paying to see them get impregnated so again just give us real alien horror with ZERO plot holes silly.