Not as bad as a lobotomy

Rating: Null/10 (10 November 2004)

Let me just begin by saying that anyone who walked into this movie expecting anything more than a summer sci-fi action flick was just setting themselves up for failure.
That having been said, even if you did go into this movie expecting nothing more than low-grade entertainment, you still would have been disappointed.
SPOILER ALERT
This movie is garbage, pure and simple. The whole premise that Predators use the Earth as some sort of proving grounds for their juvenile delinquents, and that they come back every 100 years to tear the place up, is a bit too convenient. That some sort of stupid satellite picks up their subterranean play pen on just the exact date further stretches one's ability to suspend disbelief.
Either someone was smoking a whole lot of crack when they decided to finance this or I missed something while watching it.
No nudity. No gore. No nothing. 0 of 5 stars.