Crock of all Crocks!!!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2007)

Awful,terrible,horrible piece of garbage! I really thought that that it could not get worse after Alien 4 but man was I wrong!!! I HATE THIS STINKING MOVIE!!!! and If you love or even liked the original Alien and Predator films you will feel the same way. The script was written as they went along it seems like with such masterfully written lines like "lets keep moving the entrance is twenty yards ahead" and you look and they are right in front of the entrance to the stupid temple or whatever it is. That sounds like a line stolen from perhaps the first Predator film where they had to keep moving to make it to the chopper in time which was miles away! Looking at the scene it made no sense at all but then again neither did anything else about this film. I could go on about the many ways that this film insulted me but I've already lost two hours of my life to this STEAMING CROCK!!! IMDb seems to want me to write at least ten lines here so this is already becoming more of a commitment that I wanted to enter into. Oh well I think it important that I warn unsuspecting viewers. It had some good effects and that is the only reason I think it even deserves a 1 rating. I would have given it a -10 if IMDb offered that option! I checked the contains spoilers box because THE WHOLE STINKING FILM IS A SPOILER!!! Be warned!