Alien, Predator vs. Bad Acting and Cheesy lines

Rating: 1/10 (16 August 2004)

First of all I PAID to see this movie which was my first mistake. I went in with low expectations since it was rated PG-13. Unfortunately my expectations weren't low enough. This movie was horrible. The title was misleading as there wasn't much of a battle at all between Alien and Predator. It seemed mostly to focus on a bunch of lackluster characters running around in a maze spouting off cheesy one liners. If the movies point was to disappoint Alien and Predator fans, then they succeeded. Predator resembled a Power Ranger enemy (Lord Zed) and the queen Alien was overgrown and awkward looking. The Predator space ship so resembled something out of Star Wars that I was actually waiting for Darth Vader to pop out and claim that he was their father. I won't even comment on what the Aliens babies reminded me of. Even with that, the worst part was the "friendship" that formed between Predator and the female lead. It was cheesy and boring. My recommendation is if you really want to see this movie, wait for it to come out on video. That way you have the option of turning it off without feeling like you wasted your money.