dear sweet mother of god.

Rating: 1/10 (10 August 2005)

i saw alien vs. predator. at the theater. and boy was it terrible. but. despite the complete disregard for a plot. scenes where predator should have been whooping some serious alien tail. but instead made friends with some one hundred and ten pound black woman who i could take if i were in a life threatening coma. that would have never survived in the first place. and the persons who edited the film obviously being drunk. it ruled. although i think a rippin soundtrack would have made it way better. maybe even def leppard being in the pyramid when they got there. anyway. i added my own music throughout the movie. all and all it was really fun. making fun of it. and besides it being really bad. it was rated PG-13. and it doesn't take a genius to realize this means no 'f' word. no graphic sex scenes. no horribly brutal deaths. only vague innuendos of potentially brutal deaths.
if you have to put 'slime and gore' in the rating to make it sound cool. your movie isn't good.
paul w.s. anderson. he also directed resident evil. which was bad. as well as event horizion. which just so happens to be one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my entire life. seriously.
see this movie because it is retarded. but pay no more than a dollar fifty for it. please. god.