[SPOILERS], heh, as if this movie could be spoiled Seriously it is that bad

Rating: 1/10 (15 August 2004)

Both the Alien and Predator franchises, with their ups and downs on any media (movies, novels, comics, etc.) at least gave you the opportunity to imagine beyond the obvious. The only thing this movie made me imagine were blind drunken squirrels in suits on the Fox movie lot approving this exercise in frustration.
Plot: Uhhh The Predators return every 100 years and send three warriors to perform a rite of passage on a pyramid submerged on Antartica. What really baffles me is that the Predators seem to use the human calendar to start the hunt and open their weapons chest. Say what! Why did the predators choose to teach the humans different styles of building/date keeping depending on the geographical area they lived seems only born out of their sadomasochistic nature.
Acting: The penguin that appeared early in the movie and criss-cross alien gave strong performances. Everyone else was apparently computer generated using 286's and given dialog so poor, that it is indistinguishable from that of any old Batman & Robin show.
Action to bore Ratio: 70% boring stupid and/or inane acting or explanations, 5% good fights, 25% blatant ripoffs of other movie's chase / spook scenes.
Originality: Since Vanilla Sky I have not seen a movie completely made up of other movies in such a blatant fashion, in a shot be shot format. To be honest I thought Weyland was hiring them to go check on his dinosaurs, and at the end I was expecting either Danny Glover or Batman to come out and beat the snot out of that queen!
Plot Holes: The plot is a hole, or maybe the hole is a plot, it's a Zen Thing. Though seriously what can you expect of the man who directed the movies from the Mortal Kombat or Resident Evil franchises.
Watch this film if: you are on a plane that's going down in flames, you'll look forward to die!
Avoid this film if: you are breathing.
Most stupid aspect of this movie: An Alien/Predator movie that's PG-13. What's next? A "G" rated American Pie movie?
Most enjoyable part of this movie: The Without a Paddle trailer.
Wishful Thinking. That the Predator bomb would be detonated during the first half-hour and everybody on Earth died liberating us from the awful acting on this picture.