Worst Movie I have ever seen...

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2004)

This is in no way an exaggeration when I say this. This "film" if you can even call it that (considering that it is only 84 minutes and has the worst plot line in history) is laughable at best. Why Paul Anderson thinks he can go on butchering movies like this baffles me. His editing is a joke and the story line is ridiculous. If you are going to make an action movie that is fine, but if you plan on doing this (especially in the realm of Alien and Predator) you have to keep the action up throughout the duration of the film. All of that action that takes place in this travesty of a picture is in the last 30 minutes of the movie. This makes for an unbearably bad beginning with plot buildup that make you want to leave the theater. Then after a cool 10 minutes of action that is dulled and blunted by Anderson's crappy editing for PG-13 viewers, we are left with the most comical climax and resolution in either Alien or Predator series that should leave the makers spinning in their graves (if they are indeed deceased, which they might become after viewing this horrendous film). Do not waste your money seeing this if you are a fan of either the Alien or the Predator movies, it will taint the originality and greatness of these films for the remainder of you mortal life.