Paul Anderson cements his position as worst director of all time

Rating: 1/10 (11 September 2004)

No that is not an understatement, from the worthless hack who brought us resident evil, soldier and err shopping, comes one of the most pointless, shallow, totally hollow and unoriginal movies you will ever see in your life.
Gasp as Anderson shamelessly defiles two of the scariest movies of all time to make a piece of junk so mind numbingly tame it hurts.
wince at dialogue so bad it reads like a porno movie.
lament the total lack of plot. anywhere.
This is totally worthless pornography for the kind of people who just wanted to see a 'kinda kool' fight where predator swings alien around by its tail. no good shots, no good ideas, hell not even any good visual effects.
The comics added to the mythology, the games where scary, the film is a turd. period.
Worst movie of all time? well ever seen van helsing?