Meh for Meh

Rating: 7/10 (31 January 2005)

In school, seven is a C, and therefore,... painfully average.
I love both alien and Predator, and unfairly biased Predator. That is main reason this movie is average for me, because the predators died far to easy. One didn't even get to fight an alien, he just got to get sneak attacked. And then, the same fuggin alien kills his buddy likes it's nothing. I think the director had an opposite unfair bias. Nonetheless, the movie was definitely lacking in plot, character interest (I felt no remorse when the first twenty people died, because they were unimportant) and most of all, length. If ill sit through 4 hours of Lord of the Rings, just because i love the series, then 2 or three hours with AVP would have been fine. Go ahead, make the story better, make the characters connect, make the aliens die like ants under the Predator boot, Ill sit alone in the theater. Also, the director's original idea was better, five Predators. Or better yet, a war like it was advertised. Letsee, OK, here's a better plot off the top of my head, then some manhood ritual. Somehow (remember, off the top of my head) the aliens are on Earth. Lets go ahead and make Earth a holy place for the Predators, give them a religion, for further development. So the Predators decide that Earth must be protected, and, Lo and Behold, a war. There. Maybe not better plot, but would make a certainly more suspenseful movie. Just, you know what, more action would have been great. I didn't really go for a plot anyway. I'm done. By the way, please email me at joshuaskylarwalker@yahoo.com, and tell me if you agree, or think I'm an ass. I'm going to bed.