Buy pizza and rent the original movies

Rating: Null/10 (12 August 2004)

So, I saw this one for free, not even really hyped about it. I mean it looked alright, Predator is badass, Alien used to be great, so how terrible can it be? Answer, not that terrible, if you go for free. If I spent money on this, well I wouldn't. But if this is the kind of movie you would spend money on, don't bother. Perhaps buy an action figure of the Predator for your ticket price, and have a friend buy and Alien. Have them battle and launch plastic pieces of themselves at each other. It will surely be more fun and likely more fulfilling. Yes, it looked alright, when the camera and characters held still long enough to look. Also, I understand the core audience for this kind of thing is not supposed to be genius level or anything, but how retarded do they feel people are.
There is an enormous amount of hollow buildup that makes you go, "Hey, this mega corporation is full of very serious and straight to the point folks with no personality who for no reason bring guns with them." You know, just in case in this underground pyramid thing there are a bunch of monsters that want to kill them. Or, you know, penguins. Oh, and ice. Gotta bring guns in case of ice.
Look, if you really wanted to see this thing, my bashing will prove pointless. So go ahead, spend $9 and make fun of it with your friends. Don't worry, you won't be ruining anybodys good time.