My god. I can't believe some people are giving this 10 stars!!

Rating: 1/10 (16 November 2007)

A sure sign, i think, that people are paid to leave good reviews on sites such as this just as another part of their marketing section.
This film blows chunks all over your mother's face and then spits on her Sunday roast and calls her a whore. That's how bad this film is.
Some people that have left glowing reviews (marketing employees as i like to call them) have said that it's only the fan boys who will not like this film.
As a fanboy of both of these franchises i agree in that i am aware of the vast resources available to make this an intensely gripping film, rich with atmosphere and able to take us on an emotional roller-coaster of a journey that have been wasted here. But really that's besides the point. As soon as i saw the ad campaigns, which in the UK where "Who will win?", I knew that the potential of this film had been wasted. I didn't want a winner or a loser. I wanted a planet-wide pitched battle between the 2 hardest bastard races in the universe with poor humans doing what they could to survive.
But the fact is that even without my interest in these franchises (which has now been destroyed because of this film i might add) the film is just rubbish. I was pondering there for a while to try and do a useful critique of this film but it's impossible. The whole thing hasn't a single redeemable quality in it.
It's a sack of rotten testicles. Characters with less depth and intrigue than background extras in an episode of 'friends'. A story line so banal that i can't even remember what happened after a few people died. Actually did they die or did i just wish they did? I can't remember; but i'll be damned if i ever watch this fun-vacuum of a film to refresh my mind.
Please people i beg you, don't ever watch this film. If i could give this film zero, i would. in fact this film deserves a negative score for actually taking some of the joy out of my life.
Remember: This film hates you. It hates your mother who brought you into the world, fed and clothed you and loved you. If you watch this film you're no better than Hitler.