I'd rather watch my balls in a blender

Rating: 1/10 (4 March 2005)

I don't write reviews on IMDb very often. In fact I had completely forgotten that I even had a login name. Anyway, I felt compelled to write something regarding the awful pile of shite that is Alien Vs Predator. Although it was some time since I saw it, I feel it needs to be ridiculed again in light of the recent DVD release.
AVP is without doubt the worst film that I have ever watched (and I've seen Police Academy: Mission to Moscow). I didn't even bother watching the last five minutes because it was just so terrible.
I want to keep this brief but firstly I would like to make an appeal to all film studios the world over. Please please please stop giving W.S. Anderson work! He's clearly a talentless waste of space and his small but significantly crappy portfolio shows that.