This Is A Joke, Right? *Possible Spoilers Inside*

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 2004)

First off...Let me start off by saying Thank you to Paul W. S. Anderson on behalf of every single fan that ever disliked any of the Alien/ Predator series...Because He really KILLED THIS Awesome Franchises.... and did them a favor...and for it's Die Hard Fans (like myself) he left us in the dust and feeling a sense of betrayal...
I'm a Huge fan of both franchises and I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw the "Predator" make his "Grand Entrance"...I mean don't get me wrong...I love the Predator, but he NOW looks like a 5"2 Body Builder that can no longer move with the grace and agility he should be more than capable of.... either he gained 200 pounds or he's a different Predator species all together.... And as Far as the " Alien Queen"...I thought I was watching a scene out of Jurassic Park...only without the suspense...great directing...and excitement...I really was in shock with Alexa Woods...I mean who would Have Known a "guide" could be so Tough and fearless...I mean not only did she help take down the baddest Alien of them all ("The Queen"), but she did it with the help of the Summer's newest action Hero.... The Predator...I mean come on...What is this S***? This was supposed to be an epic, a slug fest, an All Out War.... the One we've been waiting for...But it turned out to be a Made for Television/Lifetime movie about how a Good Story can be turned into boring, kiddy, cheesy, piece of garbage!!
Nuff Said...