So bad, it's good.

Rating: 7/10 (21 December 2008)

Similar to Starship Troopers, you can tone down your IQ for this movie and enjoy it. What the movie does poorly is everything. What it does excellently is that it does everything to the *same degree* of failure.
A lot of terrible movies combine a lot of different ideas that don't flow contiguously. Transformers was an example of a would-be amazing movie that went horribly wrong because only only two actors were competent enough to fulfill their role, and neither had but a few lines and they were in the beginning. They were Shia's friend and his teacher. The movie is such trash that I can't stomach it unless I fast- forward through 90% of the movie, and that just isn't fun.
I had high hopes for movies like Transformers. Thankfully, this movie promised nothing. It was a guaranteed flop, and exceeded those expectations. The five-cent quality of this movie carries its own.