Aliens Vs Predator Vs Ash Vs Freddy Vs Jason !!!

Rating: 4/10 (15 September 2004)

This beloved Dark Horse comic series has been brought to the big screen.... where it died a horrible death. Elements of both the Aliens and Predator series were combined in the comics to create a tapestry, a story. The movie takes a proton blast to the tapestry and burns it to shreds. If you enjoy any of the two genres separately (4 Alien & 2 Predator movies) skip this one. It is the proverbial Alien chest-burster after the perfect meal. The story revolves around the discovery of a giant structure underneath (way underneath) the Antarctic and the expedition that is formed to go there. Lance Henriksen makes an appearance (no doubt to lure any fans of the Aliens genre to see this lobotomy) as the billionaire Weyland (aka Bishop - its his middle name). Lance's career must be winding down because he agreed to do this movie or the lure of free medicinal marijuana was just too strong to resist (he keeps inhaling the whole movie). I wish we could all get a dose of what Lance was inhaling at the door, as a courtesy. The rest of the movie is a blur. I'm not much of a masochist to want to remember. It involves the main character, Alexa Woods (Sanaa Lathan) , being peer pressured into going further and further into the hole. The Aliens have now developed a sort of martial arts style, and the Predators seem to have lost more brain cells than Lance. This movie would have been 100 times better without the inclusion of the human element. I would have made a documentary based movie with no subtitles or dialog, just Aliens versus Predators. By the way thank you for not getting rid of the annoying French archaeologist earlier. His character was quite meaningful.