What happened?????

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2004)

I am a bit confused here, when did Predators become team players? And when did the gestation period of an alien take 5 minutes? It must have been the cold, as we all know cold is the most effective catylist. In short, the people who made AVP are truly what sci-fi nerds call geeks. They like the same stuff but when it comes down to it its like watching a handicap kid get in a fight with a ziploc bag, its ...just really said. I would say the whole team played five minutes of AVP2 and jumped up and said hey lets make a movie. I have never seen such a cut up clusterfuck of unmatched parts. The day a Predator makes a shield and staff out of alien parts for his human counterpart is the day Ripley gets a sex change and becomes the cover girl for Vogue. But then again she was able to out run both Predators and aliens who on average can run up to 55 mph. And magically while cutting up an alien the same metal another Predator used seemed to be uneffected by the hydrochloric acid. Personally i think i'd want my breast plate and wristblades to be as strong as my swiss army knife. I really think Fox turned their back and let this idiot make this film. I mean the slogan "whoever wins we lose" didn't make sense because if the alien won the last Predator would self destruct out of honor and if the Predator won they would be back next year, but no instead they both die and the human is the only one left, wow give the dumbshit in charge of advertising a raise. My point being don't waste 6+ dollars on this film wait till its on DVD to rent for 3. And personally after this and the first Resident Evil movie i have no plans to see another movie made by Anderson including Apocalypse.