SH*T Sandwich

Rating: 1/10 (20 June 2005)

For years I have waited for this movie to come to light. News would rear its head from time to time announcing that someone had picked up the licence,for it only to be let down time and time again.Then suddenly there it was, AVP had arrived,I was so exited and could not wait to see it, that is until I found out Paul WS (the cinematic abortionist) Anderson had got his mitts on it. I went to see the film just to see if this useless so called director could make a worse film than the equally rubbish Resident Evil, I was not at all disappointed with the direness of this waste of time and money. I am not going to go into why this film was so bad because I have not the time and to be honest I cannot be bothered. Do not buy or watch this film it is terrible and to the powers that be please, please, please stop letting this monosyllabic idiot making movies.