The milk's gone bad.

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 2004)

*spoilers ahead...(besides the movie itself)*
This movie was a pile of dried up rat feces that was hit by a shovel and the spores have infested my lungs, infecting them with the cancerous sting of hatred. But the graphics were amazing. With the tagline "Whoever wins...we lose" you'd expect an amazing fight between the two species for global domination. Wrong. WRONG! Instead it's a story about Alexa Woods (Sanaa Lathan) trying to survive in an Aztec pyramid and becoming friends with her "enemies enemy". I don't give two poops about the humans of this film. I wanted to see some bloody action between rivaled species and I didn't get it: granted the death toll was amazing - 10 guys in like, 2 minutes. Amazing. But the aliens didn't really appear until three-quarters through the film. They had a couple pansy fights and the movie was over. Also, no suspense. I didn't feel my blood curdle once - all the situations were overly predictable. I know I can speak for myself and those in the theatre with me - this stinker of a movie got a standing "boo"vation. I give this monkey anus of a movie 3/10
CAST: Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Lance Henriksen, Ewen Bremmer, Colin Salmon, Tommy Flanagan, Joseph Rye
Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson Written by: Paul W.S. Anderson