Nothing of a movie, in any way

Rating: 6/10 (14 March 2005)

ALIENS VS. PREDATOR gets 2 out of 10 stars, saving itself from the total slaughter being pretty smooth watching in photo way. Except from that; this movie offers terrible acting, a story more ridiculous than Monty Python at their most silly, horrifying directing, copied and low dialog adding some uninspiring action music and close to laugh out loud bad movie making.
As a group of different archaeologists and experts in different areas travel to Anatarctica to explore a newly discovered heat coming from under the ground, they will soon enter a new breed of nightmare. Under the ice cold surface is a old pyramid filled with aliens fighting a timeless war against the outer space predators, when the humans come between these two it all seems to bad to be true...
Off course when Jason and Freddy from each their classic horror movie had met, two of movie history's greatest monsters had to team up for a blockbuster action adventure, and what we get; is simply a movie focused for a bit younger teenagers to get to see this pure silliness go down. All of the brutality and gore is also gone, so it would get a bigger audience - and by that, the whole cult thing about both of the series is very much gone, especially for fans. As these CGI animated monsters starts fighting, you really don't want to continue watching, because it neither gets any better or worse, it just keeps on it's boring and fabulously silly way.
The acting is horrible, truly horrible watching - and with this put together in the mixer with dialog worse than two crying children this movie is one of 2004's worst. Being such a lame movie already from the kick off, it all reaches the cheesy and top-notch bad movie score as when the black woman has to tram up with one of the monsters - and chooses the predator, it's almost as love appears between the two of them. Running together from the haunting flames, I mean - how silly can this be? It almost fades into a parody for every's sake! ALIENS VS. PREDATOR can't be recommended in any way pity enough, so if you've not promised yourself to watch every single monsters movie made, you can avoid this feeling good without missing anything of neither movie or entertainment.