Why Anderson, Why?

Rating: Null/10 (2 September 2006)

There are some films that are bad, and you think well that was a bit of a waste of money and then there are other films, films like AVP that, not only make you think you wasted money but that a section of your life has been wasted on what i can only describe as a putrid distillation of shite and vomit.
I waited, along with many other loyal Alien and Predator fans for this film to be released and i can remember going to see it with my friends.(My friends it must be noted had not seen any of the alien or predator films and so went to it with an open mind) we sat in the cinema jaws dropped as far as the aliens in this movie, aghast at what was being played before us. my friend leaned over and said "what the hell is this?, its crap, i might go" and i was tempted but i stuck it out in a vain effort to find something to enjoy. but nothing.
Paul W.S Anderson, why did you do this to us? you claimed to be a fan of both franchises, how could you make it so that i and many other fans felt ashamed to be fans of aliens and predators due to your now clear and obvious hatred of them.
i also question why the studio bigwigs allowed him to direct, did his CV seem good to you?! Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil ring any bells.
all in all one of the worst films i have ever had the misfortune of seeing, and paying to see! IF YOU LOVE THE ALIEN AND PREDATOR FILMS LIKE I DO I BEG OF YOU, Don't SEE THIS FILM, or if you do make sure you are near to a large source of alcohol, you will need it to drown your sorrows