Consider yourself a big fan of either of these franchises, or both?...

Rating: Null/10 (30 August 2004)

...then save yourself the time and money and don't go and see this movie. If you are the type of person that can sit through a really stupid movie that is all action and special effects, then you might like this, MIGHT. To me it's obvious that Paul w.s. Andersen was spending too much time doing this movie and the new Resident Evil, which is coming out soon. Advise: if you are doing an AvP movie, don't work on something else while your making it! To sum this movie up quickly through Andersen's talentless head "let's try and get as much cool stuff in one movie as we can and who cares if it makes any sense because a bunch of teenagers are going to go see it" I find myself the kind of person that would never get up and leave a movie theater even if the movie is really stupid...the scene where the predator teams up w/the lead actress to kill the aliens and escape...almost made me leave for the first time. I honestly yelled "this is gay" and half the audience clapped and agreed as if everyone "really really" wanted to say if first. That made me feel better for a little while, at least I knew I wasn't the only one suffering, watching two of the best sci-fi franchises get massacred.
Even the people that were there enjoying the movie just because it had Aliens and Predators must have realized at that point we were watching a kiddie movie. Wait and the scene at the end when the girl takes off the Predator's helmet...LOL wow, I thought they were going to kiss. Wait, then the Predator screams at her, LOL what a joke, what this to show off the special effects of the face? Okay...maybe the special effects could save this movie? hmmmm, not really. For a movie made almost 20 years after the first predator and Aliens, there wasn't much improved. The predators in the first and second movie actually look better than in this one. What about the music? Both franchises had great music distinct for both movies...I didn't hear anything similar or as good AT ALL! Watch the ending of Predator 2, then remember the end of this one...What's up w/the peaceful music? What's so peaceful about anything about either of these franchises? As others have already stated there, there are so many things wrong and awful in this movie, it would take longer to explain than the length of the movie itself.
From the chest bursters time frame, to the queen sh**ing out thousands of eggs in what 10 minutes? The only really cool part at the end...WOW can we say CGI anyone? Damn Paul Andersen...Damn you, I could have wrote something better than this when I was twelve years old... and I thought the Godzilla remake was bad...whoah. This movie gets a big fat 'F-' What's next? Terminator meets Robocop? Wait, for the sequel, let's make it rated-g so preschoolers can go too! yay!