Rated PG-13 for slime?.......

Rating: 6/10 (7 July 2012)

Since the beginning of time, the Predators, the feared, have come to Earth for one simple reason: to engage in a coming of age ritual.
To become "men," the teenage Predators have to hunt down a hive of Alien warriors and successfully defeat them and claim the skull as its trophy. However, during one hunting session, the easily aggravated Aliens fight back, leading to the destruction of the two species and the Aztec people who worshipped the Predators as Gods.
Nearly two thousand years later, billionaire industrialist Charles Bishop Weyland rediscovers the pyramid, buried thousands of feet under the ice of Antarctica, with his satellites. Knowing that he has discovered something important, Weyland fixes up a team, led by Lex Woods, and heads down to the Antarctic to find the pyramid.
But once they get there, the enslaved Queen Alien awakens from her sleep, which results in the production of new eggs and Facehuggers. And to make matters worse, the new hunting clan of Predators have arrived........
The pyramid is good, a couple of fights between the the titular charachtersn are good, and it's nice to see the two beings on screen at last.
The story, the narrative, the lighting , the script and the end are just, just terrible.
But this is from the guy who gave us living and breathing video games, so I knew I was going to see something that would enrage a lot, and I mean a lot of people.
It's nowhere near the calibre of the original movies, Resurrection included, and for a film where you would expect a big mash up, it's not violent or gory, which could have saved this movie.
It's a guilty pleasure for sure, flashes of genius are there between the dirge, but you cannot help but feel empty after seeing this.
And the fact that you know will go back to it again one day.