Laughable

Rating: 1/10 (14 September 2004)

SPOILERS LISTED! If you don't want to read the spoilers, then read this: THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE!
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So, why was this movie so mind-numbingly bad? For starters, hands down THE WORST lines ever... yes, worse than Wing Commander AND Basic. Second, a horrible story. I can understand a BAD story because in theory, having a movie with the Alien and Predator in it would not require a good story, kinda like porn or video games, both of which require plots, just not good ones. Third, TERRIBLE characters. I mean down right fake, unbelievable and hokey unlikeable characters. BOOOOO! Fourth, and this is by far the movies greatest offense: The scene in which the surviving predator and the surviving woman are running for 2+ on screen minutes from an explosion. This scene not only shows them comically running side-by-side-slow-motion-with-the-explosion-occurring-behind-them-and-them-outrunning-a-crazy-big-shock-wave, but ALSO involves, for some strange reason, a seemingly rocket powered sled. All that aside, the 2 actual fight scenes that actually seem to pit an alien vs a predator were subpar at best. Avoid this movie at all costs. Bad by action standards... and we all know that those standards are set depressingly low. -Keep that third eye open, Lateralium