What the hell....?

Rating: 1/10 (28 October 2004)

Sorry horror fans but Alien v Predator was doomed as soon as Miss. Weaver turned her nose up at it, And went as far as to call the whole idea ridiculous And even more shocking was Paul Anderson being announced as director(Sorry Paul but event horizon is the most shameful clone of hell raiser I've ever seen.) From then on things just went from bad to worse.
I watched this movie last night(27 November 2004)knowing i was going to hate it, As putting two fantastic creature features together just does not work. Look at Freddy v Jason i mean, What the hell(no pun intended)was all that about? Needless to say i did come away hating it, But i needed to satisfy my curiosity as to how bad it was going to be.
Before everyone starts sharpening their knives can i just say i am a massive horror fan and i own alien 1-4 and predator 1+2 and in there own right are fantastic movies,But put together as an item they totally fail which i think is a real shame.
I think the director was out of his dept with so much expectation riding on his shoulders to get it right and the actors, Well they just seemed like they where counting the dollar signs with every cheesy line they spoke from their cheesy script rather than trying to give the viewer the realism and the tense atmosphere that the individual master pieces achieved from the great yonder.
Sorry all you fans out there but I'm giving it 1 out of 10 and i think I've been kind there. Avoid real horror fans and save your pennies for Sam Raimis the grudge!