apocalyptic-ly bad

Rating: 4/10 (20 April 2006)

let it be known, i only gave this movie a four out of a perverse loyalty to the horror genre. this movie is the embodiment of all things bad. all that was missing was Hitler leading a can-can revue of anita bryant, David duke, and tom cruise. i don't even know how it was possible, i live for crappier plot-less, blood-filled nonsense. this however, goes beyond that and becomes something i have never experienced before. something that is so bad it defies label. i wish i had liked this movie. i should have liked this movie. i like crappy movies. this was a whole new type of bad movie. a type of bad that was...well...bad.