The most painful experience of my life.

Rating: 1/10 (16 August 2004)

Every morning since I saw Alien Vs. Predator, I get up and thank God in Heaven that I didn't have to pay for my ticket to this heap of garbage. To put it lightly, it would have been more entertaining, much more exciting, and indescribably less painful to watch Whoopi Goldberg and Chuck Norris have sex. I've seen Troll 2 three times, and this movie still shocked the hell out of me with its predictable (and laughable) story line, and I'll not recover from it for years to come.
Also, this director is one of the worst of our time. Jesus. Who makes an Alien or Predator movie thats not rated R? For God's sake, it's rated PG-13 for "horror images, slime and gore." It's an insult to both franchises. If the originals weren't so great, this movie would have ruined them both for me. Way to go Anderson. I'd start calling him this generation's Ed Wood, but his movies are too horrific.
Anyway, if you really feel the need to see this movie, please, for your own sake, wait until it comes out on video and you can rent it. That way you can at least turn it off when your mind starts to go numb.