Thes movies have been raped

Rating: 1/10 (10 November 2007)

I, being a massive fan of all the Alien films and both the Predator movies, was rather delighted to hear that they were finally making an AVP movie, after reading countless AVP comics (including Alien vs Predator vs Terminator) i could see that someone was going to come up with a decent script.
And so the day it came out i took a day off school and went and saw it at the cinemas, why did i feel like i wanted my money back by the end? I walked out thinking 'that wasn't really as good as i hoped' but thought i was probably wrong, so a couple months later when it came out on DVD i watched it again and realized that all my fears were true, it was something that even Uwe Boll would be embarrassed of.
The aliens have been turned into puppies, four legged girlie's with large fangs, then you got the predators, they're supposed to be sleek ninja like assassins but they were big, dumb, awkward and clumsy.
i was really hoping for Aliens and Predator 2 mixed but got the teletubbies meets Barney the dinosaur i then realized that it was Paul W.S.Anderson at the helm of this, heard of him? he's the guy that went and jacked up the whole Resident evil saga please save your money and those brain cells used for memory and watch the originals again