Wasted Film

Rating: 2/10 (30 August 2004)

I really can't say to much about this wasted opportunity. First of all the studio who obviously didn't have a clue took this from Anderson, much like what happened to his terrible Resident Evil and tried to make it more friendly for the kiddies. How do 6 R-rated films culminate into a PG-13 rated piece of junk? I'm not sure what the studio was thinking but not sure the R rating would have helped it anyways. The story is bland at most, a coming to age for the teenage Predators, fighting their way through the Aliens to become warriors. Here are a few spoilers
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There really isn't much to spoil since the plot was so terrible. Fight scenes were crap, the dialogue was laughable. The team up of the Human and Teenage Predator was the silliest thing I've ever seen. I was waiting for her to kiss her new boyfriend. All the Humans should have died, and if we could have seen any of the violence it would have been nice. Tumbling and throwing Aliens around was ridiculous and seemed to me it was geared toward the younger audience.
I paid no money to see it so it was just wasted time for me. It's not all bad, at least there were practical effects used and it wasn't all CGI. The bullet time face huggers were laughable and was an unwise choice for Anderson and his team who thought that up. I hope someone will make this film right one day and a studio will let them...