Dreck 3

Rating: Null/10 (12 August 2004)

What an absolute laugh-out-loud-it's-so-bad piece of junk. I saw it on my lunch break on Tuesday. I should've eaten.
The VFX was pretty good, tho. I will give it that much. A couple of goofy looking mattes, but overall the creature FX were good. I also liked the basic story, altho there is a major conflict with what I thought was a staple of the Predator 'myth'. (but I'm an Alien guy, so what do I know...) It also has a couple of redeeming moments that are actually worthwhile; some of the ways the Preds and Bugs kill each other are cool. But that's about it.
The very first shot of the film had my hopes up... but after the first half dozen lines of dialog, you'll know how gawd awful this film is.
(I guess this next bit is a SPOILER)
They shoulda called it "Predator: A Love Story"