Piece of monkey CRAP!(Partial spoilers)

Rating: Null/10 (29 August 2004)

All I have to say about this is WTF?! This movie was horrible, almost unwatchable. I went into this expecting a good Sci-Fi/action movie based on two of my favorite series from the genre, and what do I get? A completely illogical turd.
First of all, the predator species are supposed to be the greatest hunters in the galaxy, yet two out of three buy the farm in the first twenty minutes, and from the same WOUNDED alien. The aliens are nothing but dumb animals, and the predators are a technologically advanced race of warriors, so it should have been no problem for them to dispatch the bugs.
Look at the previous movies, in the aliens series, (especially "aliens 2") A squad of space marines, low on ammo and cut down to half their starting numbers, blow away at least four dozen bugs, and in predator, one, and only one, hunter took out a whole squad of soldiers, armed to the teeth.
So doesn't it stand to reason, that if we can kick the aliens ass, and the predators can kick our ass, that the predators can kick the aliens ass?
And what's with the last predator at the end of the movie getting all buddy-buddy with the chick? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. I could understand if he just let her live, seeing as how she gave him back the gun (that the humans took, I might add) and killed the one alien, but he definitely should have offed her for getting lippy with him. But does he do what is expected of him? NO! Instead, he not only lets her live, he actually makes weapons and armor for her, out of the alien she killed, and then treating her like a member of his race.
That's another thing I don't understand, the blood of the aliens is acidic, so shouldn't her hand have burned off as soon as she put it inside the creatures head?
then, after the kill the queen, TOGETHER, (lame ass idea), and the mother ship comes down, one of the predator "elders"(I guess) sees the "Mark of the hunter" on the chicks face, and gives her a souvenir. This scene I actually liked, the first time I saw it in "Predator 2".
And the "awesome twist ending" that was lame. That sort of cheap gimmick should be reserved for slasher movies. "Wow, it's finally over, WOOPS! A big shocking twist ending, that conveniently leaves an opening for a sequel."
Real original.
All in all, a total piece of crap, in fact, it's not even worthy of being called crap, it's the stuff crap calls crap, it's AvP.