Who will win? Alien? Predator? Do we care anymore?

Rating: Null/10 (23 August 2004)

Where do I begin? I think that Alien vs Predator may have been the worst movie I've seen in a really long time. Oh my goodness. We were cracking up the entire movie because we just couldn't take it seriously. First of all, its like they took a bunch of good movies and took scenes from them and just spliced them into a movie. I saw Armageddon during the first 30 minutes. Hmmm... they need to create a secretive team to dig a big hole. They even have the goofy Steve Buscemi type character that you know is going to only cause havock. Then the rest of the movie was scene after scene of our dramatized moments. Bad acting. And just plain old DUMB plot. Don't get me wrong, the special effects were nifty. Thats about it though.
The most ridiculous part of the movie was the humans siding with either the Alien or the Predators. I know I'm probably going to ruin an ending for you folks that still plan to see this piece of crapola, but the woman convinces a predator to join forces with her and there are some really sappy moments where the predator takes off his mask, reveals his bizarre face and looks longingly into the woman eyes. All I can say is thank goodness they didn't start making out!
If you are an Aliens fan or a Predator fan, do not, I repeat do NOT expect this movie to have ANYTHING to do with the original movies. They are loosely based of the originals and pull from the basic parts of them. Think of it as a "What If they Got Together" movie. Actually, don't think, it will only make the movie more confusing and stupid. I'm not even going to talk about who all was in the movie because I don't want them to be remembered for such an awful collaboration. Lets not embarrass them shall we? I hate to bash a movie so. I know people put a lot of time an effort into the movie, but if I can convince even one person to not waste their money, its enough for me. I give this movie a gracious D+, only because it made me laugh, although that wasn't its intention.