Alien VS Predator Smackdown

Rating: 2/10 (13 August 2004)

Wow. I have been a die hard fan of the Predator and Alien franchise since the mid 80s. Well, I just died. This is one of the most pathetic attempts at cinema since "House of the Dead". The dialogue is terrible, the fights(both of them) are like a WWE match, and what's worse--they take everything established in the original movies and toss it right out the window.
One thing I will give this movie is the Aliens look better than ever. However, on the other hand the Predators look worse than ever. The Predator suits in this movie are something I would expect to see at a theme park. This movie is just depressing to any fan of the series. This one doesn't even stack up to last summer's "Freddy VS Jason"--a far superior film in every aspect. AVP may be another casualty of they typical Hollywood attitude of "Hurry up and get it out there so we can make money before people realize how bad this is!".
Terrible.