Whoever wins....is a woman

Rating: Null/10 (16 August 2004)

Well, it looks like they've finally killed off both Alien and Predator franchises. Instead of the traditional blood, guts, language, and minor nudity; we're treated to crap straight out of a toilet. Anderson's script must have been a joke, and I can only imagine his surprise when they greenlit this dismal attempt of a film. A few questions you may be asking: How can an hour and 27 minute long movie drag for the first half hour?, Why does the Predator all of a sudden turn into a joke, as soon as the "hero" of the movie is left to face him? And why the hell did they put the running side-by-side slo-mo scene from Batman and Robin (oh yes, you know what I'm talking about) in this crap? When I heard it was PG-13 I figured they'd at least be able to save it by releasing an Unrated or R version on DVD. Well the lack of on-screen violence isn't just the problem, the fact that they made a laughing stock of both franchises is. This movie is garbage, anyone who had anything to do with or said it's any good should be ashamed and should forever be known as ....a woman