Really, really, really, really, really, really dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (27 August 2012)

It's a mark of how awful this film is, that I decided to add yet another review to the already 1200 reviews on this movie, just to tell you how awful it really is. I understand the need for a relatable human core to this film - that it can't just be Aliens and Predators ripping into each other, as that would simply be no better than a video game on screen. But even with the addition of a badly cast, badly acted human ensemble to this travesty, the dreadful writing and offensively lazy clichés do the job of making the whole film play like a laughable video game any way. Oh, the writing... The dialogue... The needless complexity... I can't. I just can't. There's too much wrong with it, and there's nothing I can add that hundreds of IMDb reviewers haven't said already. Game over, man. Game over. I say we take off, and nuke the film from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.