Great movie for masochists.

Rating: 1/10 (5 February 2005)

This movie is really enjoyable, if you love the pain of watching horrible, horrible movies. Or you are a moron. Or you are a masochist. Or maybe a combination of the above. I can't even begin to explain how horrible this movie is. The filmmakers took two of the coolest movie monsters ever and made them terribly lame. And, the special effects were good, but to keep a PG-13 rating, they couldn't show any good fight scenes. So, the big fight between a predator and an alien was just a confusing blur of foggy-lenses and quick camera moves. It was infuriating, and I'm not even a big fan of either series. Also, the story and script sucked. The plot holes are enormous. Whoever wrote it has never even met a scientist, because the "scientists" in the movie are retarded. The dialog is also pathetic. Oh, and the acting is ridiculous. Everything about this movie is wretched. Only see this is you want to laugh really hard at how stupid the filmmakers are. I pray they never make another movie again or, at least, its not released in the US.