Eat glass: It will be more satisfying

Rating: 1/10 (25 August 2004)

For once the tag line of a movie is accurate. "No matter who wins, we lose" is absolutely correct. We lose time, money and IQ points surely. One of these days I'm going to leave a movie this bad and be completely unable to function because the stupidity has rubbed off.
This movie is bad. Not "Catwoman' bad, thank heavens, but bad just the same. Some of you are probably saying "Well, really, what did you expect? This is Alien vs. Predator!" Honestly, considering how clever both of the franchaises have been in the past, I was expecting a whole lot more. Instead, for our money, we are given terrible dialogue, a premise that surely was thought up while the writers were on crack, and acting that was weak, at best. Heck, we don't even get a whole lot of Aliens actually versus Predators.
No, don't even bother renting it, because you will just be disappointed. My advice? Eat glass: It will be more satisfying than this movie.