What could you change from A.V.P. if you could!!!

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 2004)

The first change and the most important of all is the director. Paul W.S. Anderson said that he's the biggest fan of the Predator and Alien movies..... o.k. pal, STAY AS A FAN!!! You should be directing Disney movies.
Second change: The Predator facial make-up sucks!!! Stan Winston, were the hell are you??? The make-up effects in this movie has a made-in-a-garage-by-a-sorry-ass-fan look like. Plus they changed the Predator's original and flawless design. Shame on you!
Third change: the character's power. In this movie Aliens and Predators are equally matched! What tha F__k? Judging by film history, Predators are more powerful than Aliens. The Predator's skin and armor were immune to small arms fire, the Aliens also has this ability and in this film Aliens could scratch and even pierce the Predator's helmet, and a regular human can wound a Predator with a handgun! God damn!
Fourth change: Sound Effects... only certain sound effects..... Could you believe a Predator roaring like a lion and not the same way he did in the other films? The same thing for the Aliens.
Fifth change: The score. It doesn't include the original Alien or The Predator music score that we all know and love.
Sixth change: The Predator personality. It doesn't mimic at all the way Kevin Peter Hall moved, acted, reacted, all those wonderful movements that gave an unique stile to the Predator. The way I see it, The Predator died along with Kevin. Rest in peace my friend.....Plus... they didn't say a damn word in the whole movie. They could speak and understand English perfectly in the other films.
Seventh Change: The movie length..... only 90 f------g minutes! What were they thinking?
Final change for the day..... Restore the Predator's code of honor. He knew that he would die once the alien bursts from his chest. The enemy would defeat him and that is not acceptable for a proud warrior race. Normally he would self-destroyed himself but he didn't. And in the end a Predator-like alien bursts from his chest generating more mysteries than the movie solved...... damn!
This thought gave me a idea for a new A.V.P. movie...... Alien VS Predator 2 : The marked one's Revenge......
Plot: A new breed of alien has emerged.... and the Hunters thought that the Marked One will be honored to avenge her dead friend! Open season has begun!
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