If I could travel through time...

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 2004)

...I would've gone back to two hours ago and shot myself before plunking down $10 for this piece of crap. This is officially the worst movie I've ever seen, next to the Makkado and Not One Less.
People in the audience were laughing out loud at the last half of this atrocity and Paul Anderson's credit brought loud "booooooo"-ing.
I would offer some constructive criticism but I'm not getting a massively inflated directing fee to do so.
Definitely skip this one...wait for the DVD if you must, but don't spend $$ to see this. it only encourages them. Remember Alien 3? This was worse.