Where Are the Bloody Aliens??!!

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2013)

Man, did they go wrong with this one! Let me count the ways: 1) It's set in the frozen land of Antarctica (like the much better THE THING). 2) Given a stellar cast, why were there no interesting characters? Come on, they couldn't even give Lance Hendrickson a decent role?! 3) Where are the bloody aliens? We go through half the movie before any aliens or predators show up. And when they do show up, their battle is less-than-stellar. Hardly fitting for two races of mortal enemies. 4) There's not one bit of interesting dialogue, no scares, or even thrilling action sequences. Trust me, you'll be bored to tears within the first ten minutes. 5) The special effects leave much to be desired. 6) Don't waste your time, skip over this one and hunt down AVP: REQUIEM.