Whoever Pays for this movie... LOSES

Rating: Null/10 (16 August 2004)

Many of the young fan base that wants to watch this sci-fi horror action comedy romance (OK I can't isolate a genre, but we can pretty much kick out romance,) haven't been around long enough to watch one of these good films in the theater. Heck even I was too young to watch one of the good 'Alien' or the only good 'Predator' in the theater. I did however get to see 'Alien 3' and 'Predator 2.' My reaction to that was the same as my reaction to this. I paid hard earned money to see this.

So after watching twenty minutes of character build up, we learn A) There's a survival type woman who will lead the expedition B) One of the members of the expedition has kids and is likely to call an alien or predator a 'bloke' in this yarn, and finally C) Lance Henrikson is likely not a robot sent back in time. We also find little to no reason to root for any character in this movie. In 'Predator,' 'Alien' and 'Aliens' we could identify each character with their personality. From "I aint got time to bleed" through to "Game over man. Game Over!" We had an assortment of fun characters to watch as chaos ensued in the past.
Characters, of course, die in this movie. Then a funny notion comes to mind. The enemy of the enemy has weapons of mass destruction. Can the humans become friends with this of the two species? The possibilities for making this a romance flick might be growing hahahahahahaha. Maybe a sequel can involve a Predator flipping through the Alien's little black book.