Whoever Wins, We Snooze?

Rating: 6/10 (11 November 2004)

*SPOILERS*
More holes than a swiss cheese and totally destroys the Alien mythology. My favourite killing machines can now evolve from facehugger to chestburster to full blown Alien in around 20 mins!! Predator has become the campest pussy ever, I honestly though he was going to snog that woman at the end!!
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid film but.....
I smiled all the way through it! The Aliens looks better than they ever have before (making me pray for Alien 5 : Earth War) and there is something insanely pleasing about watching the 2 races kick crap out of each other - although this didn't happen often enough for my liking.
Should have been so much better, but gets 6/10 for effort - just remember to leave your brain in the lobby!
PS. If you're going to make AVP2 or Alien 5 please give me a call so I can okay the script before you start