If You Though Alien 3 or Predator 2 Were Bad......

Rating: 5/10 (25 May 2009)

When I first got news of this film, I was excited by the concept. Two sci-fi legends going head-to-head in the ultimate clash of the century, who wouldn't be interested? However, my dreams were crushed two minutes into the movie. Paul W.S. Anderson obviously was high while writing and directing this film. What other explanation could there be such a horrid film? With this film, it is proved "Alien 3" and "Predator 2" truly are not the worst installments in the two series. The story is awful, installing all this b.s. mythology that contradicts itself at every turn and if anything confuses the audience from the start. The cast is one of the crappiest ever and none deliver the thrilling performances I was expecting. Most people will find the characters boring and will be begging for them to be the next victims. And the PG-13 rating really limits the action, which is stupid because every film before this in both series is R-rated!! Sigh, the only high point is the xenomorph and predator suits and effects, which were dope. The first meet scene was the only part of the film I truly enjoyed and after that, yeah... go watch "Aliens" or "Predator" to wash this crapfest out of your head.