WARNING! This film is like "alien acid" on the brain! ABORT! ABORT!

Rating: 1/10 (4 September 2006)

After giddy anticipation of the release of a 3rd installment of my favorite Monster Saga of all time, I was overwhelmed with curiosity and begged my friend to take me for my birthday. I eagerly walked in with him as he bought our tickets, a popcorn, and large sodas and we settled into our seats. I could tell by the grainy look of the film, and horrible costume and sets, that this was not the sequel I had hoped for. But I tried to ignore the sinking feeling of disappointment and give it a chance. I made it 20 minutes before I finally stood up in protest, jerking my bewildered date along with me, and stormed out of the theater in utter disgust and outrage. I still have never watched it all the way through, even though I have the "Quadrilogy" Box Set which contains all 4 movies. I have boycotted it. The movie was so unsettling on every level that I know it would burn like alien acidic blood into my brain and corrupt all of my idealism for the first 2 movies forever. I can't afford to allow my self to be so compromised as David Finchner. I warn all true fans of the first 2 movies to BEWARE! Avoid this movie at all costs unless you are more able than me to recover from such an assault on the imagination of such sick and twisted proportions as this film does.