Ummmm... It sucked

Rating: 5/10 (4 March 2002)

Alien was such a good movie... Aliens ALMOST topped it... but this? What is this movie? Where is the suspense? The terror? The awesome feeling you get from watching Alien for the first time? It seems to me like this movie was targeted at 14 year olds (or immature adults for that matter) who like to see blood and people getting hacked up. The beginning alone was awful. Everybody died!
Producer: "Hmm... since nobody wanted to remake a classic and they all hated the script, they refused to be in it... well, lets just MURDER THEM ALL AT THE BEGINNING"
Anyways... This is a sad movie... and Alien Resurrection isn't a whole lot better. The only value that this movie has is if you have a girlfriend who doesnt like blood... maybe she'll get closer to you... eh, but then she would break up with you cause you showed her such a stupid movie... what am I talking about... Dont see it, thats all.
***3 stars***