Alice in Blunderland (yes...I'm aware this is probably an overused review title!)

Rating: 3/10 (7 March 2010)

Good Points- - The March Hare, probably the only character that made me properly laugh. Well done Paul Whitehouse.

The Knave of Hearts saying "I like big women"...again, one of the few laughs in the whole film.

The Red Queens big head - good piece of CGI enhancement.

The (brief) Mad Hatters tea party.

Bad points - - ZERO character development for Alice, she didn't go on any kind of personal 'journey' and just came out of it exactly the same as she started out.

Jhonny Depp and his Scottish accent...I could see what he was trying to do and the fact it was a very 'actorish' choice but it seriously wasn't needed and just seemed like he was trying to steal every scene.

The killing of the Jabberwocky, again not necessary plus you know she's going to win anyway right from the beginning because the scroll predicts it! - The fact that these wonderfully mad characters all came off as totally bland.

The ending! OMG how bad?!? I couldn't believe this was allowed! Such a major cop out! It was a total eye roll moment.

Paid £2 extra to see it in 3D (I know it doesn't sound like a lot but its the principle!) and it added NOTHING to the experience. I should have just seen it sans 3D glasses and saved a bit of money.