It's a CHILDREN'S MOVIE not Moby Dick!

Rating: 8/10 (8 April 2010)

I've read 60% of these over-thesaurus-ed reviews written by people who write as though they they have had the life sucked out of them. The original Alice was written FOR CHILDREN by a drug-addled man who is forever known as the only author alive to get away with the phrase "It was all a dream!" It is a children's movie made for children. Writing long winded reviews using words like 'trite' and describing it as boring and the "worst movie you've ever seen" just shows you have the mental brain age of an unfertilized egg. 200 posts all focusing on two points, the acting and the story...Jesus! What about the magnificent creature designs and the fantasy architecture? The environments harking back to the days of Froud, Labyrynth and the Dark Crystal? Put your thesauruses away, if your over thirty, hate this type of movie, hate Johnny Depp then DON'T GO. If you're an ALICE purist then OF COURSE you were going to hate it. Ask any Star Wars fan or Transformers fan what they thought of the new movies and they damn well hated them too. Guess what. I hated the original story of Alice in Wonderland because it's creepy. It's an LSD induced nightmare. This story had Disney showing disembodied heads in a moat! Awesome! Apart from the ridiculous dance at the end it was great! Worst movie? You've never seen Battlefield Earth? Never sat through The Kentucky Fried Movie or anything with Bud Spencer in it? What about the forty Jeniffer Aniston movies? Think before you write! Vainglorious comments are great if your a REAL critic but seriously...nobody on here is. You don't come across as critics, you come across as cynics. It's an escape from reality...that's all, don't treat it as a personal insult to your life because you come across as total tossers. "Oh god I just wasted two hrs of my life watching this movie!" I just wasted 2 mins of my life reading you whine over nothing. It's a kids flick, if it wasn't made by Burton none of you geeks would have anything to complain about. You act like he's never made a bad kids flick before...ahem...the corpse bride...ahem.