A superhero movie, without the action

Rating: Null/10 (28 September 2018)

Think of a stupid super hero movie. Take the action out. Add more saturation to the colors. Boom! You have a Tim Burton movie.
The first ten minutes are satisfying a production request to do a scene from Pride and Prejudice or some other movie in the same style.
Than you get the Alice in Wonderland movie, which is the second feature. And which is full of gratuitous shots. So Alice is falling down the rabbit hole. And also a piano is falling. And many other pieces of furniture.
After the fall, Alice is in the small room. She notices a door. And she tries the door. But none of the others. Because she suddenly turns to the table. From where she takes the key, but does not notice the bottle. Than she tries the tiny key on many large doors she never tried to open. Weird. The moment she opens the small door she again turns to the table to take the bottle. Obviously the character has read the script and knows which items to take in which order. So, Alice takes the bottle and remarks "it's only a dream". And nothing gave the audience the hint it is a dream. And she obviously drinks the bottle. Everything once down the rabbit hole happens fast. There is no doubt about the bottle. In stark contrast with the first movie which is terribly slow and pretentious.
And she drinks the contents of the bottle. And she gets small. And Tim Burton is no fool. He knows the dress can't shrink. So Alice disappears in the dress. Only to emerge fully dressed to satisfy the Tim Burton's prudish nature. And one looks at the pointless scene and thinks: well, if one dress can shrink, why can't the other? Simple: than there wouldn't be a need for special effects. And Tim Burton's movie would become cheaper than the average super hero movie.