Disgusting

Rating: 1/10 (6 March 2010)

I was oh so very excited to see Alice in Wonderland. It was my one of my favorite movies growing up. I even went to the theater in my AiW paraphernalia. I like Tim Burton and I like Disney, do I honestly thought that nothing could go wrong. It did.
1. I couldn't find the plot. 2. Most of the acting, especially "Alice's" was absolutely horrible. However, the Red Queen and whoever voiced the Cheshire Cat both did decent jobs. 3. The entire thing was animated. Don't get me wrong, I love animation, but you should at least match the characters to their environment (like Avatar did) instead of making it look like a sloppy cut and paste job. 4. I guessed how the movie was going to play out before "Alice" even got to Wonder-- oh, I mean, UNDERland. 5. I kept waiting for something exciting to happen and... NOTHING DID. There wasn't an obvious moral or message (or at least not a very good one) and there was no reason for her to return to her own world. And the thought of her "discussing business" at the end? No. Just no.
I can't think of a clearer way to say this: DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY.