Maybe you should ALL consider a career change?

Rating: 1/10 (6 March 2010)

There's not a lot else to say about this film that hasn't been said, amazing visuals, very poor acting, no depth in the story telling, I found this movie boring, lack lustre, without any kind of good storyline, genetic, no laughs to be had here, I'm racking my brains to find anything to give this movie it's saving grace, and failing.
I will say, I didn't mind the sound track. But the 2 hour+ (including trailers and those pointless, annoying ads we all see on TV any way) run time won't leave your 2 year old in silent awe.
So what do I think should happen now? I feel that Tim at least needs to take a break, I think he needs to come up with something new, original and ground breaking, otherwise he should just leave this (he'll get all the money he'll ever need from this movie plus I'm sure he's got enough already). Do I think Cinemas were right to boycott screen of the movie due to the Blu-ray/DVD month early release? absolutely :(.
Update: I forgot to say that Jonny Depp should have kept a voice, not change it all the time. (Jack Sparrow makes a lot of appearances.)