Hollywoods highest hill since the matrix

Rating: 8/10 (5 March 2010)

ALICE IN WONDERLAND IS THE GREATEST MOVIE TO COME OUT SINCE THE MATRIX....{my personal opinionated and possibly controversial review]..."after 10 hits to the brain from Lucy (in a 12hr span) and many "MANY" many smacks to the lungs from Maryjane, me and my "Gooberish" chums somehow managed to find our way into the 12am opening show. Burton is a genius. the guy is in his own little world, and he JUST PAINTS A LOWDER SONG THAN Shakespeare. the guy is a guru. this is his signature evil, acidly, and wacky way of painting lewis Carroll's epic. the visuals are an answer to avatar. the characters are an answer to the dark knight. the product Burton gives us is a lot tastier than Disney's cartoon from 50 years ago. in general i would give this movie many positive staircases, and only a few negative steps. the "steps" (flaws,...for those of you who don't speak acidness) i don't have many issues but the ONE and ONLY significant issue i have with this film is the decision of coloring the Cheshire cat nearly the exact same color as the caterpillar. THESE ARE BOTH VERY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS THERE COLORS SHOULD CONTRADICT Each other NOT BE THE EXACT SAME ONE! the caterpillar was blue like he should be, but the Cheshire cat should never be blue TIM BURTOON SHOULDA STUCK TO THE CHESIRE CATS NATURAL COLORS: PINK AND PURP. .......anyways... (sorry to fart on something that smells like flowers) .....it's a fantastic movie. one of myself's top 20 all time favorite movies, quite possibly top 10. i give it a 9.25 out of 10. "BRILLIANT!!!" ].....anyways, hope you enjoyed my little ramble. (i can't imagine anyone would continue reading such insanity unless they were at least somewhat interested on my opinion.) peace...