Long, Boring, and makes me want to barf.

Rating: 2/10 (4 September 2005)

Let's get things straight here. This movie absolutely does not deserve anything over 5 stars. It's very long, very boring and extremely confusing. There are only two good scenes in this movie while the rest are a conglomerate of disjointed sequences plagued with confusing dialogue, over-acting, bad editing, atrocious music, mind-numbing cinematography and distracting effects (circle wipes and red filtering that do not support the scenes). I recommend that you do not rent or buy this movie on several levels. It is long so it will waste a lot of your time and it's not horrible enough for you to laugh at with your friends. Also, if you think that you'll see a plenty of be-headings and other awesomely violent acts like in Braveheart, you'll be disappointed. Save yourself from watching Ancient Greeks with Irish accents; Colin Farell's annoying puppy-dog eyebrows (and his dong and balls which unfortunately were in the movie) and Angelina Jollie's stupid accent and nasty collagen filled lips.
Alexander the Flop is NOT worth your time.