dO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND SKIP THIS one

Rating: 3/10 (22 November 2004)

There are numerous people commenting on how Alexander is a "great" movie and that those that don't get are simply too "stupid" to understand. No, this movie just doesn't flow and plainly sucks. This was probably the biggest disappointment that I have had at the movies in years. The movie itself does not even now what it is trying to say about Alexander's life. There are a handful of gorgeous shots but the rest of the movie is pretty much gaytacular. Stone had numerous shots that instead of being serious were just uncomfortably funny. The movies dialogue is so benal and superfluous (this is a feat in itself). The movie does a fantastic job at making the audience feel absolutely nothing for any of these characters. When they die the only sympathy you will feel is for yourself because you have now sat through nearly three hours of the most boring show of the year.