Unbelievably Stupid. Never see this trash.

Rating: 1/10 (20 January 2005)

Colin Farrell sucks all ass. Literally. He's overrated in general and horrible in this movie. If we're lucky this will kill his "career" and save us from hearing about him anymore. This is three hours of ass-numbing garbage. Angelina Jolie is stupid and unbelievable. Val Kilmer looks mentally ill and what's with the missing eye makeup? Did a two year old do it?
Alexander the Great is one of the greatest historical figures you can read about, but this movie will only make you want to find his dead body and stuff it up Colin Farrell's ass.. Seriously, if you liked this movie you are an idiot.