Are you out of your minds?

Rating: 1/10 (15 January 2005)

I saw this horrible movie at the dollar theater and upon returning home wanted to know what other people thought about it. I can not believe that anyone would find this movie entertaining. This was without a doubt the wost movie I have ever seen. At points I felt it could not get worse, but it proved me wrong over and over again. The only remotely interesting thing about this film was watching the audience leave at the points where Alexander's homosexuality became more and more obvious. Seriously people, if you didn't think he was gay when Alexander told his mom he didn't want to get married because he was in love with his friend, or when he was staring lustfully at the eunuch, you seriously needed to see him actually kiss a man before it finally clicked? Dear ZEUS! Just when you think the movie should be wrapping up, the film backs up 8 YEARS! It was an unending movie which I began to believe would only end when it had fully documented all 2300 years of human existence, beginning with the childhood of Alexander and ending with me entering the theater. Fortunately Alexander was poisoned, and I was allowed to go home. If that film had lasted even 5 minutes more I would have explored options of offing him myself. This movie is a horrible waste of life. PLEASE DO NOT GO SEE IT. I beg you for your own sanity.