What were they smoking?

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2011)

I figured they all sat down and said....well if John Wayne got away with it then Colin Farrel should be able to.......there are times in Hollywood when you wonder what got into the water...this is one of them.....this has got to be in the top ten for the worst movie of all time......it can only be described as a gay,maniacal shouting,all the time crying, too much eye shadow, bad costumed, what the hell are they talking about now, who spiked the wine porn movie. It became almost embarrassing to watch Rosario Dawson pretending to be a black woman even though she is one and Angelina Jolie doing a cover girl lipstick ad all the time. I turned the movie off 3 times as waves of nausea swept over me. It seemed the more I drank to deaden the feeling about seeing this garbage spectacle, the more it began to make sense.Colin Farrel is a bad actor at the best of times and lord knows we have had enough of Irish actors trilling like leprechauns and ruining some perfectly good movies but to think this knob could portray a historical figure of so high a calibre is to believe Obama is really a good president. It became obvious that Oliver Stone had finally become senile as the movie unfolded or as I like to say, threw itself up onto the screen along with the viewers onto the floor, and the movie rapidly became a mish mash of who is doing what to whom with Angelina Jolie pursing her size 12 lips and smirking at anyone who wanted to be smirked at and Colin Farrel looking like he forget his hemorrhoid suppository. Between the outlandish gays flitting around on the screen(did they go to war with him or were their swords for home use only) and the horrible close ups of a pasty faced Dawson and all the screaming and confusion, the whole movie became a where's the remote blur and I was wishing for the days of sitting in the front row at the theatre watching a Transformer movie and the out of control sights and sounds making me pass blood in my urine. Don't you wish you could sue for time in your life lost?