My Hate For this movie is rivaled by only one thing...my hate for this movie

Rating: 1/10 (18 November 2004)

This is the worst movie in the history of time and space.
I cannot believe that this script was released into society and that actual "honorable" actors and actresses starred in this film. I am beside myself with anger and frustration and my hate for everything that is Alexander. Oliver Stone WILL be crucified for "directing" this film. The battle scenes were nothing less than laughable, the narration was the most boring and unnecessary words that have ever exited from Anthony Hopkin's old mouth, and the most entertaining part of the whole film was seeing how many homosexuals Colin Farrel could hook up with or attempt to. The entire "film" itself was hopefully Hollywood "punking" the audiences across the universe. "JUST KIDDING, we would never release this crappy of a movie and expect you to appreciate it." Would they? Did They? To answer your question, they did. They sure did. "Leprechaun in the Hood" is "Citizen Kane" in light of Alexander, and "Spice World" is "Casablanca." But hey, at least the movie wasn't that long. At least it was only 3 hours and 20 minutes of complete misery and the most severe pain I have ever experienced in my existence on this earth. Uh oh, beware here comes a spoiler, the film can be reduced to one of the final lines in the movie where Anthony Hopkins states: "But thats just an old man's ramblings, the ending should actually be Alexander died of a fever. Erase everything else." He said that. BUT THEY DIDN'T ERASE EVERYTHING ELSE. THEY GAVE US THE 3 HOURS AND 19 MINUTES OF RAMBLINGS.
I cannot write any more about this movie, i want to die.
If you want to also die, see Alexander. right now.