Alexander the Dance Movie

Rating: 1/10 (11 January 2005)

What was that? A movie about a great commander, his leadership and his tactics? No
A movie about epic battles? No but you get to see a lot of dust.
A movie about one who shaped a great nation? No A movie about friendship and betrayal? A bit. But there's excessive use of eyeliner on the Greek male side.
A movie about insatiability? A bit, But Madonna did this better in Dick Tracy where she sung More, More, More.
A movie about traveling and exploring? No, and not a road movie.
A movie about historical settings and cultures? No way, even Troy or Cesar & Cleopatra were better in this.
So what remains? You get to see some big tits (only once :-( ) and a lot of dancing after the battles or what ever just took place. But maybe White Nights is a better recommendation.
Well, it definitely is movie about badly died hair with a lot of moving scars and poor acting.