Turd

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2009)

There are 3 versions of this movie out on sale. I have seen them all. There is an old saying that bauds well for Oliver Stones Alexander. YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD. It made the 1950's version look good. Sorry but its the truth, and Mr stone is a truth seeker. The gave him a 100 million budget. The best actors around. What went wrong. Well the battles were boring. The acting was crap. The music was annoying. Colin Farrell looked like David van Day from 70's group Dollar which is never a good thing. Angelina Jolie was just to weird for word's i wasn't sure she was even acting. Speaking of acting the movie seems to think that ancient Macidonia was peopled by the Dubliners, except Angelina i had no idea where she came from. The only good actors were the elephants. I went to the cinema wanting so much for this movie to be good. Yes i herd the rumours before going. How was i to know that they were telling the truth.