worst movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2005)

Okay, first of the all the sound guy must have been sick because you can barely hear dialogue which you later find out was actually important. We had to turn on the subtitles. The movie starts out something like 30 years after Alexander...then it goes 20 years back, 10 years back, 20 forward, 30 back, 10 forward, goes back a week, forward three days and by then you have no clue what the heck has been going on. You really don't know where or when you are in the movie. Now, at one point in the movie there's a battle scene. Obviously there should be one since he sort of conquered a good bit of the known world. Well, weren't not quite sure if there really was a battle scene though because all you see is a massive cloud of dust. There were some horses running in there but they might have been just passing through. If they were on one side or another, we'll never know. Oh, and don't forget that Alexander is gay. We do know that in Greek times it was acceptable for this kind of behavior, but I was unaware of the extent of his homosexuality until now-and by now I mean the point when I get to see Colin Ferrel's butt (plus a little more) when he's crawling into bed with another man. Battlefield Earth was the number 1 worst movie I had ever seen...until I saw this. Don't waste your time