It's just a gay war movie.

Rating: Null/10 (29 November 2004)

This is a Gay, melodramatic, mainstream, war movie. I'm just a bit confused regarding the mainstream quality, since a gay movie wouldn't be mainstream. But this one was done aiming at the Oscars.
It's a pseudo-epic movie, that just focuses too much on the gay sex life of Alexander the great (and don't you dare denying this 'cause I had to look the other way during half the movie, just 'cause there were guys kissing and flirting and just having their way).
I did like Angelina Jolie's performance though...
On the whole, the movie sucks. It's a cheesy film about a gay guy who conquered about 90% of the known world. I would regret the money spent on it, if I hadn't won the ticket.
If you want a good movie just go watch Garden State or something, but if you praise your money, don't waste it on this load of pig crap. Even the exorcist is better then this one...
And that's all there is to be said about the "film". It's designed to sell tickets, make profit, and win a couple of Oscars in the process. A true Britney Spears in the movie world.