How do you say 'I want my rental fee back' in Greek

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2005)

Given that this is an oliver stone movie, my expectations weren't set to Olympian heights. Exotic lands, adventure, mythology, battle scenes, horses, how could you not make a film that would at least rival a Victor Mature classic? And yet this movie just plain stinks. A steaming pile of post-Hellenic dung. From acting as wooden as the Trojan horse to direction as rambling as Alexander's expeditions, ollie has surpassed the ineptitude of his 'Any Given Sunday.' How could one of the greatest lives ever lived be made so pointless, and Zeuss forbid, monotonous? Let me count the ways. Ahhhhh, why bother. Enough said about this dog of war...