Unbelievable

Rating: 1/10 (16 October 2005)

This is one of the worst films I have ever seen. I left the cinema not only wanting my money back but also a written apology from Oliver Stone. What was he thinking? From what I saw on the screen this was a project that was doomed from the word go. What was Mr Stone trying to say? I would love to know - seriously - because if there was some message here it went right over my head. The only vaguely interesting thing in all this nonsense was the performance by Angelina Jolie - if she can do camp this well she is set to be the next Anjelica Huston. And I mean that as a compliment. Otherwise, all that can be said of Alexander is that it made Troy look good - no mean feat...