Worst Movie this Year

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2005)

Top of the morning to you, now lets invade Asia minor. Yes folks before the Irish invented Whiskey they ruled Greece. The issue that I have with this movies is it didn't even try. Angelina Jolie with what I think was a Russian accent, the Greaks with Irish accents to cover up that Colin didn't try. The sudden push towards the end to prove that it was regicide and not a virus which did him in. This was an awful attempt and a good story. Yes the Greeks and the Romans were know to be gay, and thats fine, but most Americans hated this movie because it sucked from opening credits to the very end. The movie tended to jump around a lot and had to have subtitles to tell you when and where you were in time, since a base line in time was never established. The battles were long and drawn out and brought nothing interesting to the plot. Like Braveheart it was far from accurate, however Braveheart worked because you liked Wallace and hated the King. This movie you just hated everyone. They really should have re-title this movie Alexander: Now with less gay (still boring as mud)