Worst Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2004)

This was the biggest waste of 3 hours I have ever seen. Not only was the movie horribly directed, it had a complete lack of continuity. It seemed more like a collection of pointlessly gratuitous scenes, all jumbled together with no purpose. Watching the movie gives you the impression that they were trying to make another Gladiator or Troy, but they just had no Idea what they were doing, so they just filmed a bunch of scenes, and edited them together. I think Oliver Stone tried to market this movie by making it so controversially gay that people would get hyped about it. But obviously it didn't work, as it has been a huge flop at the box office. No self respecting human being would ever recommend this movie to anyone, and most who go to see it will feel like they have been wronged in some horrible way. Oliver Stone has done some wonderful movies, but now has ranked himself among the very worst of the worst. If this review will keep just one poor person from having to endure this joke of a movie, then I, like thousands of others who were suckered into watching this movie, can feel a little bit of comfort knowing that at least we can help others from the same, horrible fate.