What a mess!

Rating: 5/10 (31 August 2005)

This movie is all over the place. Could have been a very good epic,but Stone decided to put 10 hours of film into 2 1/2 and must have been a little high when he did it. Still better than Troy. Asian sycophants? Monkey warriors? 'Failure towers over a mans success's'. Stone will forever be anchored by this. Why was Alexander surprised by Elephants in India. Supposedly he used them to cross the Alps. All kinds of nonsense in this movie. Watch at your own risk.This 10 line stuff is for the birds. If editor knew how to use paragraphs it might make a little more sense. Let me see. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.