If I were Oliver, I would have rather shot a gay porn movie instead

Rating: 3/10 (22 January 2005)

Despite everybody's bad impression, I've decided to bite the bullet and give it a shot. I bought a glass of beer and a bag of popcorn, just in case I would get too bored, to have something to do. The movie begins... And after three hours, it ended.
What did I notice in between:

a shrew, Angelina Jolie (brilliant acting, I hated her character so much, that I couldn't even enjoy the beauty of the actress behind the character).

a weak bisexual king, Colin Farrel (didn't like his acting, didn't like the character)

meaningless cinematography

too much Vangelis (despite the fact that I am fan of his music, what's too much, is too much)

many pathetic dialogs

The bottom line: a movie made for the sake of being made, without a message (or if it had one, it did not get to me).
I do not recommend it to anybody.