A merciless tidal wave of human and non-human excrement

Rating: Null/10 (26 November 2006)

Oliver Stone.
Why did he do this movie ? I know why . . .This is probably his first decision to venture into comedy. I laughed and laughed and laughed . . .infact, I'm still laughing as we speak. Honestly, it's horrible. Since I've seen this movie, I've been diagnosed with some laughing disease unknown to the most modern of scientists. I can't stop laughing, my family has broken down because I am constantly laughing and I cannot stop. All of it is attributed to this film . . .it has ruined my social life, not to mention any intimacy I've had with my significant other(s) My doctors tell me that the only reason for triggering this effect in me is that Alexander must have been so unbelievably contrived and unrealistic (in nature) that it caused an acute mental breakdown. The medical team I've been seeing says that this isn't even a 'conditional' illness on the behalf of my psyche. . .meaning that anyone is susceptible to my symptoms from having watched this movie.
Medical Science has attributed my disease to the fact that Alexander (as a movie) tries to evoke false feelings of euphoria among the audience with repulsive visual metaphors and juxtaposition. Also, my doctors have theorized that the presence of the inane dialog among Angelina Jolie and Colin Farrell is also a factor.
There is hope though, I'm on a strict medication of much better films but I am making progress. . . so I'm told.