Eh...not good at all

Rating: 1/10 (30 November 2004)

My reasons for not liking this movie does not have to do with blood, core, nudity, or the gay scenes. In fact, those were all the reason I WANTED to see the movie. The disappointment comes from the horrible dialogue, bad accents, unnecessary excess of scenes, and the inaudible history lesson from Anthony Quinn (whom I adore) that only confused the story line even more. The love scenes between Colin and Jared were so cheesy they're not even a turn on for gay men. Angelina Jolie, despite the previous post, was a good highlight in the film, but despite her presence the movie took a nose dive anyway. Not better than Troy. Troy had a plot, a climax, and a story line.
Alexander had overactors, harlequin romance dialogue, and a free lesson from National Geographic.