I'm speechless(and not in a good way)

Rating: 3/10 (15 August 2005)

I have heard from many that this was a fascinating epic about the life of Alexander the Great, but when I saw this movie I could only think "I've finally found a movie worse than Troy." First off to begin on my criticizing on how this movie was bad (Oh where do I begin?) well of course there is the acting, every time Colin Farrel's lips started moving I knew that I wasn't going to en thrilled by his very dry acting, with lines that make a elementary school play seem like Matchbeth you know this one is deemed to be a Oscar winner. Since I've talked about one negative I might as well give a good reason to watch this pile of garbage.Well the battle scenes are very well done and are as close to realism as they can get, unfortunately there are only two in the movie(and the last half of the second battler is more like an acid trip). Oh one more thing, Alexander's death at the end is laugh out loud funny "Ahh"(Alexander falls on ground.) So to summarize this movie, all I can say is and I can't believe I'm saying this but go see Troy instead.
Overall(since I'm nice and I don't want any more hate mail)3/10