Is this a soap opera, a documentary, or a war movie? Fortune favors the long winded (possible spoilers)

Rating: 6/10 (1 December 2004)

This movie's creators cannot make up their mind of they are shooting for a film like Ken Burn's Civil War, a soap opera like As the World Turns, or a war movie like Platoon.
You also never believe that the stars could have actually been these people because of the various nationalities in a time when travel was difficult unless you were a conquering soldier or trader. There are so many green or blue eyed fair skinned people in Macedonia that you think that these stars walked off of the red carpet in some after Academy Award party probably one in England or even Sweden as well.
The accents were truly creative with a very wide range of accents offered enough to give the voices of the Simpsons and South Park pause with respect to professional jealousy.
The movie does have a few segments worth the price of a ticket except that you have to struggle through about 120 minutes of soap opera to get to these worthwhile scenes.