Worst Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (17 January 2005)

Ya know how some movies are so bad they're funny? And how some movies are so bad you feel embarrassed for the actors? Well, this movie was neither. It was so bad it was just, well, bad. And I mean B-A-D.
I have no idea why we didn't walk out.
I think Colin Farrell's idea of acting is just opening his eyes VERY WIDE to look: surprised, angry, sad, annoyed, happy, whatever.
I thought in the beginning when they introduced Old Ptolemy, "Oh man, this movie was so bad they couldn't even get Anthony Hopkins to play Ptolemy. Where did they find such a bad Anthony Hopkins impersonator?" How disappointed I was when the credits rolled.
-7/10