Uh... What the?

Rating: Null/10 (27 November 2004)

I was really hoping for a more historical type film. Instead we got to learn about his sexual tastes, His sadness over not being the perfect daddys boy, and his nagging snake fondling mother with her blatant nipple shots. The only thing i can really say nice about this movie was the costumes. the clothing was so lovely and well done and the scenery was beautiful as well, however i really think they got to carried away with the eyeliner and scars. I think that i would like my 3 hours back. Oh yeah. whats with the Scottish accents? that alone made me laugh.