Boring

Rating: 4/10 (12 October 2005)

What could be boring about a movie about Alexander the Great. Well apparently everything, but the two big fight scenes. I came to this movie thinking there would be battle after battle showing how much Alexander fought to become such a great ruler, but apparently they only had to show like two in the whole almost 3 hour movie to show Alexander's great leadership.
The rest of the movie was boring and had about a hundred different characters that popped in and out of scenes like a bad whack a mole game. Also they was flashbacks that didn't seem to have much relevance to the main story besides how Alexander became king. The last half hour of the movie was all filler. I found my self waiting for Alexander to finally die and when he did I got up and ran out of the room to get back the last 3 hours of my lonely life.
By far the worst part of the movie were the irish accents. Since when were greeks irish? Come on they could have at least tried to sound Latin. Also what was with Angelina Jolie's Transylvanian accent? Why couldn't a single person in this movie talk like the character they're suppose to portray.
Easily worst movie of 2004. Goodbye people.