YOU SUCK!

Rating: 1/10 (30 November 2004)

This movie was horrible, an abomination upon mankind. The movie moved very slowly, half the scenes were pointless. There were no relationships established between characters, all i got out of it was Colin Farrell wants to take over the world. There are only two battle scenes and they last about ten minutes and the camera doesn't stop shaking. For a movie about war and conquest they did a very poor job of displaying it. Also, there was some guy that looked like a chick that followed Colin Farrell around the whole movie, whats up with that guy and why does Colin keep kissing him? Some things i will never understand, like how does Colin keep getting work? Why Val why?!? The three hour sit was very painful it made me want to kill myself. Also, In the beginning there is a snake wrapped around the arm of Angelina then when we turn away to look at the kid when we look back...its gone. Where the hell did the snake go?? yeah thats right this movie stunk.