Movies can't get much worse than this film - unless they decide to make an Alexander II.

Rating: 1/10 (28 September 2005)

After almost 50 years of paying, first my parents, then my own hard-earned money to see (..good!?!..) films in everything from flea-pits to plush, multi-screen cinemas, I can honestly say that this is the WORST film I have ever seen. It is appalling! Bad, ham acting, abysmal editing; crappy lighting; overdecorated and wobbly sets; and far, far more (and worse) that I won't bore the uninitiated with. From my own humble point of view the only good scene is the elephant rearing up onto its back legs; and even this would appear to be a direct infringement of the Fantasia copyright.
I know that Hollywood is supposed to be overflowing with out-of-work actors, not to mention the hundreds of would-be hopefuls who are said to arrive at the bus-station every day ... but surely the producers could have found someone with even slightly more talent than the Irish actor who played Alexander (I can't even, and don't want to, remember his name. I'm also too lazy to check the cast list by scrolling back through this site).
I think I have been overly generous by giving it a 1 rating - but they won't let us give negative 'e' numbers so I'll have to give it a moral raspberry instead and let sleeping dogs lie - 'cos this one should have died before it tried to bark.