Too much Pink

Rating: 1/10 (23 November 2004)

Oliver Stone must be gay, because there is way too much guy on guy action in this movie. The fight scenes were horrible, the cameras move around too much to tell what's going on, and there was one persian boy that the camera kept going to that I hoped wouldn't live through the movie. Overall a waste of THREE hours of my life. I realize that back in the day the Greeks did have relations with both boys and girls, but honestly if you train your boys to wrestle each other in their underwear, what do they think is going to happen. Also, the accent's everyone had seemed more like a Irish/Scotish/English accent, except Angelina Jolie's accent which seemed part Russian. It was disappointing overall.