This film blows, sucks and is total crap

Rating: Null/10 (24 November 2004)

I just wasted 3-hours and $6.50 seeing this sorry excuse for a movie by Oliver Stone! It really sucks and I urge you not to waste three hours of your life seeing it. You've been warned!
For $150 million and a cast of top rate actors it was horrible and overblown. The direction of the battle scenes was lousy, the special effects and CGI was fake looking and the acting was wooden as hell!
Colin Farrell did probably the worst acting of his career too. It was so bad, Angelina Jolie upstaged him! I counted ten times he slipped back to his Irish accent for no reason. Bad direction tells guys! Anthony Hopkins was in a pretty much solo role, for good reason or he would of out shown all the other stars! Val Kilmer was really wasted on bad makeup effects and lousy wardrobes too.
I can't wait till South Park starts parading this sorry excuse for a waste of film, they're bound to be more entertaining. I actually yawned in the movie and couldn't wait for it to be over, which is something I haven't done since Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor under Michael Bey was way better, even the sucky parts
I can't say in any further words how Alexander is a REALLY SUCKY movie! Enough said, once again you've been warned.