Waste of Time

Rating: 2/10 (28 November 2004)

I think 'Alexander' may be literally the worst movie I've ever seen. I want 3 hours and 10 minutes of my life back. It's not even worth renting. The acting was pretty bad, except perhaps Angelina Jolie. The script was terrible and confusing. I don't mind nudity in movies, but the one scene of it in this film was just unnecessary and once again confusing. The movie just made no sense and was not aesthetically pleasing at all... (with the exception of Angelina Jolie and/or Patrick Carroll, depending on your preferences, but ogling at them isn't a good enough reason to waste that much of your life). It was way too theatrical and unrealistic. One would think when you spend this much money to make a movie the special effects could at least be good, but they were pathetic. So, yeah, overall, its bad.
Consider yourself warned.