good god.

Rating: Null/10 (17 January 2005)

This movie was so bad it was good. It is filled with the usual homosexual, incest overtones and violence of any good romantic ancient war film. It was a bit like watching a bunch of episodes of a T.V. program--- strung together by Sir Anthony's monologue--- The only reason this film was watchable was the long dialog scenes and Colin Farrel's scenes with his mother (Angelina Jolie) creepy and hot at the same time. It also has one of the best love 'fights' including slapping and knives---- I won't spoil it--- If you must see this film then see it--- if not then wait until you have the courage to face a long epic. ...and I won't get into the modern propaganda aspects of the film...
I also liked the beginning of the film--- which I thought was about the founding of the early Irish empire--- until I saw all the deserts---