the longest four hours of my life!!!

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2006)

Although featuring an impressive cast, this film was unnecessarily complicated featuring confusing plot contortions at every twist. Watching this film in a theater is not a recommendation of mine,the atmosphere was not pleasant as i was constantly warding off valets as they told me to get my feet off the chair in front. The music accompanying this abomination was also misplaced, sending harpy music into the fight scenes and heavy, dark music into the love scenes. they also over-play the fact that the main character is gay just a tad, getting him to hug and kiss men at every point. after drifting off several times in the first two hours of the film, I felt it winding down and when the screen went dark i was immensely relieved. I was however outraged that this was not the end, it was simply the interval half way through the film. I would have walked out then and there if it had not been for my companion that particular night that insisted we stay until the end and that it might improve. It didn't! I have a list of the worst films i have ever seen and this ranked second, just above the punisher, which was worse but refreshingly short. the constant drone of the narrator compliments Angelina Jolie's terrible acting skills.