What were they thinking???

Rating: Null/10 (27 November 2004)

Walking into this movie I thought it would be a great movie, kind of like Braveheart but with Alexander the Great. Oh look it's Alexander on of the world's greatest military leaders. But once the movie starts you find out after the painful monologue from Anthony Hopkins(which I fell asleep during) that this movie is turning into a gay soft porn. It just kept going from one homo-erotic situation to another. But what I found just amazing is that Alexander aged 20 or so years and his mom stayed the same age. Then it gets to the fight scene that was slightly amusing at best. The only good part in that scene was when one guy was hitting people with a severed head and stabbing them with a sword. After a while he decides to get married to a women which was overshadowed by the gay sex scene that was right after that with this feminine man (but you never now he might have thought it was a women till the robe came off...could have fooled me). I left just a little bit after that, so in conclusion this was one horrible movie. Alexander the Great?...I say Alexander the Gay