Dead eyed, wooden, monotone'd debacle

Rating: 3/10 (8 August 2019)

I tried SO hard to enjoy this, I was actually looking forward to it for quite some time. However, let's face facts, only a few cast members could almost-kind of-sing, there were a lot of awkward sounding songs that assaulted my ears, which made for an uncomfortable viewing.
The acting, possibly the worst I have ever seen in a high budget movie, again, only a handful of cast members seemed semi-capable, but most were awful, line's being delivered with no emotion or believability. A personal favorite of terrible acting was Jafar, the blank stare he constantly pushed in an attempt to come across as the bad guy, combined with his utter lack of ability to deliver lines that fit the script was shockingly bad.
And the editing, very choppy, sloppily thrown together scenes that felt rushed and only put in there because it happened in the original movie, it felt as though Guy Ritchie wanted to make an entirely different movie but had to do this at gun point.
Honestly, I'm a nobody talentless hack, yet I would have done a better job if I directed and played every single role in this film.