THE ALADDIN REMAKE IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2019)

So last week my twin brother Peter and I went to see THE ALADDIN Remake at THE HARKINS with our friend John who really wanted to see it. While my friend liked I thought the movie was TOTAL CRAP. Everything about the movie including THE CAVE OF WONDERS was UNDERWHELMING!!!!!!!!! Aladdin and Jasmine had no chemistry whatsoever. The actor who played Aladdin everytime he was on screen his dialogue was TOTALLY PAINFUL to listen to. The actor who played wasn't any better The live screen counterparts of Aladdin and Jafar totally SODOMIZED their animated counterparts from the original DISNEY movie. The only good performances came Will Smith who played The Genie, Naiomi Scott who played Princess Jasmine, and the actress who played Princess Jasmine's Hand Maiden who's role was inconsequential to the movie, but her performance was adequate and she had AMAZING CHEMISTRY with Will Smith. Let's be honest Will Smith didn't upstage Robin Williams as The Genie NO ONE CAN OR WILL. But he did take an really interesting approach to the role and completely made it his own. Will Smith was mostly playing his Dating Coach role from the movie HITCH and I say that because he mostly offered Aladdin dating advice on how to win Princess Jasmine's heart I gotta be honest it was surprising how HILARIOUS Will Smith was in the role of The Genie when I thought he'd be one of THE WORST ACTORS IN THE MOVIE He ended up being up being ONE OF THE BEST. Also Scott did an adequate job as Princess Jasmine and her SINGING IS OFF THE CHARTS Everyone else in ALADDIN COMPLETELY ALADDIN AND JAFAR PS DISNEY PLEASE STOP REMAKING YOUR CLASSIC MASTERPIECES BECAUSE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND DUMBO ARE GIANT TURDS TOO