All You Need is a Remote

Rating: Null/10 (21 May 2008)

As I write this letter..... Sorry, couldn't resist. As I write this comment, my girlfriend is watching "Across the Universe." After I write this comment, I will go and find a silver hammer and hit myself in the face with it. It's right at the part where they do "I Want You (She's so Heavy)" ...somehow I don't think that's what Lennon had in mind. Think middle American suburban high school production and that's what you're in for. How did this get a greenlight ? Imagine the Pitch! My God, they are going to do "Dear Prudence"... kill me, please. If you're a Beatles fan, you've been warned. And just when you think it can't get any worse... Ladies and Gentlemen......Bono!