Makes Forbidden Zone seem like Citizen Kane by comparison

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2014)

Whoever is responsible for this film should have their hands and tongue surgically removed.
If they get caught attempting to write with a pen clenched between their teeth they should be taken to the dentist and have all teeth removed.
If they get caught trying to blink out a movie pitch using Morse code they should be repeatedly punched in the eye until both peepers are closed shut.
And then they should be forcibly sterilized to prevent them from procreating and further polluting the gene pool.
That's the lighter version of my op of this "film" - I actually lean towards the death penalty for everyone who hand a hand in it: writers, producers, dancers, singers, choreographer, director and actors (except for Eddie Izzard. Eddie can live, the rest? F 'em.)