Vampires of DC

Rating: 10/10 (30 October 2012)

I was a bit surprised with this movie. It was very clever and very original - something rarely witnessed on the modern screen. Recently, my current expectations of Hollywood are so low I tend to be overwhelmed by lackluster productions. After most movies, my wallet's cerotic artery is bled dry and I find myself either writhing in horrible pain at a cinema's exit or squatting grotesquely, howling at some nocturnal orb. (Do you see where I am going with this?) My anticipation for this movie was so high I cracked my casket lid rushing off to the early-evening showing. I did not know what to expect, but my expectations were soon completely appeased from the neck-biting beginning, all the way to the fang's end – I was blood-dripping happy with the entire movie. I was just so pleased my veins were pulsating with a flood of crimson happiness. No matter how good the movie was, there were some things I would have done differently. Granted, I certainly do not want to upset the hysterical tongue-n-cheek quality of the story – but – vampires – politicians – lawyers. I mean – think about it Washington D.C. is not your father's Transylvania - it is worse and much scarier. It sends goose bumps running up and down my bat-wings.brrrr. Anyways – good job. Remember - get home before the first dawn's light and don't leave the garlic out