There was a book? Dear God!

Rating: 6/10 (17 October 2012)

Hollywood finds new ways to amaze me all the time. For example I loathe movies that are cash traps for their viewers but also take themselves seriously, as if pretending they are actual art. But I am prone to dislike less a movie that is bad and doesn't pretend it isn't. Some people want no script and a lot of special effects and I have no problem with films that acknowledge that.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is going one step further. By its title alone you can't possibly take it as serious and yet it goes so far to make it unbelievable that I can't not dislike it. It's like an encounter of the third kind (thus the triple negation earlier), an alien film that has nothing to do with history (American or vampiric), any sort of reality or even a bit of logic. Maybe vampires did it, some sort of dead things that can only drink the money and time of the people watching their movies.