My Book Report: Abraham Lincoln

Rating: 6/10 (24 June 2012)

Abraham Lincoln
A book report by Fields201
When Abraham Lincoln was a small boy, he had a black friend named Will who was beaten by his owner. Abe was too small to stop him so he got whipped himself which angered his father. His father stopped him but what he didn't know was that he was messing with vampires and they killed his mother and eventually his father died too.
Honest Abe vowed vengeance against the vampire who killed his mother, and some vampire hunter named Henry taught Abe Batman-style the ways of killing a vampire. He then sends Abe Lincoln out to this town to kill vampires and is not allowed to fall for anyone or make friends.
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT VAMPIRES: Vampires are really good at being out in the day. They also aren't allowed to kill each other. If they attempt to kill each other, they are like magnets and repel backwards as if the forces of God won't allow them to kill.
Soon Honest Abe becomes President and sports that weird beard that we all know. The Battle of Gettysburg was very hard because we were up against vampires and they know how to disappear and sneak attack us. Luckily, Honest Abe had a fork and he figured out how to kill vampires with steel. The end.
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Teacher's Note:
Did you watch that stupid movie? That is not how the President lived his life. And for the record, even though Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is better than Twilight, it is plagued by a way-too-serious-of-a- tone-for-a-script for the title. Abraham Lincoln (though looks like a young Liam Neeson) is very uninteresting and almost sleep inducing, but luckily the action scenes keep you awake. Next time, read an actual book of Abraham Lincoln instead of a movie you will forget about in a year from now on!