It appears Ishtar has finally been dethroned as the worst movie ever.

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2012)

No spoilers here, there is absolutely nothing about this movie worth sharing with anyone. As far as I am concerned Seth Grahame-Smith should be banned from Hollywood for life and owes me $9.50 for the ticket, $5.25 for the pack of smokes I chained down afterwords to get the bad taste out of my mouth and another 17.50 to cover the popcorn and drinks.
How anyone could take their own perfectly enjoyable book and slaughter it into this unwatchable abortion is beyond me.
Only once in my life did I get up and walk out of a movie to get my money back from the theater manager. That was for Stephen King's "Sleepwalkers". If my wife had not insisted I stay, I would have walked out in the first ten minutes of this one.
"Abraham Lincoln Vampire" Hunter makes that film look like pure gold and "Ishtar" tolerable.