When you just want some action

Rating: 7/10 (8 May 2013)

I originally gave this a 6/10, but I'm watching it right now on HBO, and I had to bump it up one, because the second time around it's late and I'm in a different frame of mind, so I am really enjoying just kicking back and getting lost in a good action flick.
Sometimes you just don't care about a rushed plot, sketchy physics, or sometimes wooden, sometimes overacted acting, you just want to see ABRAHAM F#@!*$ LINCOLN KILL THE $#!* OUT OF SOME $#&%^$@ VAMPIRES! Conan the Destroyer, any L. Ron Hubbard story, Robocop, whatever; these all severely lack in logic and brilliant story writing, but we like them because they are fun and full of dudes fighting on the back of a stampede of horses, on top of a train that's falling off a bridge that's on $%#$^% fire, and seeing sunlight through the hole in their chests where a $%^&*%^ Confederate soldier vampire shoots right through them in mist form.
Honestly, if you go to a movie with a title like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and expect anything else, you really don't have much right to complain.