The Real Vampires

Rating: 8/10 (5 May 2013)

Stating the obvious, but stating here nonetheless, Slave Owners are Vampires. They suck the life out of Humans to sustain their own lives. So when this Movie decides to portray Slavery and that of its Southern supporters analogous to the Fictional parasites, it all makes perfect sense and is not a conceited prejudice.
Mostly garnering lukewarm and outright indignation this CGI saturated Movie is somewhat underrated as it delivers what is promised. A blood splattering spoof that is nothing if not a bold amalgamation of Heroic American Icons and the enduring Undead. It is quite a treat for the insatiable masses that love this kind of Digital Cinema. All of it is unabashedly unrestrained and relentlessly presented in all its Ultra-Slow-Motion glory.
This becomes truly amazing in the second half as things get really expanded with the Civil War, Lincoln's Presidency and two outlandishly over-the-top scenes of outrageous eye candy. The horse chase and the train chase. It all works in a see if you can top this kind of fun. The battle scenes also open up the creative carnage. This is rather unique and is about as much one could ask for when buying a ticket for this kind of thing.