My wallet smells like shame.

Rating: 3/10 (29 June 2012)

Worst movie. Ever. This film left me wanting more. Not because it was so smashingly good, but because it had no substance whatsoever. The only reason why I gave Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter three stars is because I am so completely amazed this film made it to the screen, and that is about 30% of the battle in Hollywood. This film should have been aborted in pre-production. It's almost as if this movie was made entirely from storyboards and no script. A Hollywood B-Movie burrito. It's as if every movie with plot holes and lackluster action scenes borrowed costumes from the set next door all rolled up into one silver screen atrocity.
I don't save movie ticket stubs, but I saved this one because it was that horribly memorable for the first 50 minutes. I walked outside to smoke a cigarette midway through the movie and decided it wouldn't be worth my time to walk 10 feet back to the door.