I watched this with my head in my palms.

Rating: 3/10 (21 June 2015)

This movie was nothing but filler and exposition. All (and I use this term lightly) "character development" is delivered through narration. There are so many filler scenes. There is a scene that is literally a black screen with a time stamp and inconsequential filler conversations. There is a scene where the female lead tries on dresses that builds to nothing. There are a few okay jokes, but most of the humour is just sex jokes that pander to sexually frustrated prudes. Nothing more then an isolated chuckle. No gut laughs. The plot is cringe worthy. The protagonist has godly powers, but uses them to hit on a women. You'd think he'd use it to hone his passion or help humanity. Nope. At one point his dad dies of cancer. He could have cured cancer. But nope. The power of boners is stronger. The performances are unbearably cheesy. It's not the fault of the actors. It's the fault of the script and director. New writers are taught to show not tell. Apparently Mr Curtis missed the memo.