Like watching paint dry... over and over and over again

Rating: 5/10 (24 March 2018)

Boring to a fault. Great IMDB ratings led me to believe this may have been a great premise used well, however, right from the first massive plot defect where the lead male could simply have returned in time to get the girl's phone number again, and yet did not and the plot got terribly stupid and cliché, the entire thing began falling like a badly stacked deck of cards, relying on cliché after cliché and the MOST unremarkable dull lives with something poorly mimicking wit, to attempt to keep it all afloat.
Not to mention that after the wedding, when all the guests get soaked to the skin, we see them apparently minutes later in the reception, perfectly dry. Silly, silly movie trying to have depth and to shove the same lines of 'live life to the fullest' at us under the premise of actually being a story about living.
Stunning scenery, very good actors, the whole thing looked wonderful and could have lasted 30 minutes and actually been interesting. I was so bored and horrified that people may actually live these kind of hum drum predictable existences. A safe, dull, pretence.