This film is a time crime

Rating: 1/10 (21 February 2014)

I hate this film. I hate it because it's so bad. So bad I think it gave me ocular cancer. I wish I could cut out my eyes and replace them with the eyes of someone who hasn't seen this film. Only then would my life have any semblance of order again. It is soppy, whimsical, heart-string pulling middle England balls and I hate it. Dick Curtis is a bum loser and I hope he falls down a manhole and loses the ability to write with his hands, thus ending his reign of terror over cinema.
I hope in the future this film is shown to terrorists as a form of torture because that is the only way I feel it can be put to good use. I feel sorry for every person who took part in the creation of this film. I only wasted two hours of my life on this trash, but they had several weeks of theirs completely destroyed by this travesty. My sympathies go out to them and if they are considering a class action lawsuit against Dick Curtis I would be more than happy to contribute.