Public service

Rating: 1/10 (21 February 2014)

This film will eat the inside of your brain out by the time you get to the end - and if you do, you will have let Richard Curtis destroy all the lovely things that life has to offer by presenting them not just once badly, but endless numbers of times badly thanks to...time travel.
Let me go back in time and say that again with a slight twist to make it better.
This film will eat the inside of your brain out by the time you get to the end - and if you don't, you will have taken my advice and skipped possibly the worst movie of this or any other century.
Let me go back in time and say that again without the mind-gutting headache this film has left me with so that I can re-perform this act of public service.
That's better. We could always watch About Time? Nah. Let's close our eyes, clench our fists and imagine a train wreck instead.
You're starting to feel better already, too.