Pygmalion yawn

Rating: Null/10 (2 September 2002)

Absolutely extraordinary. Fascinating. Highly surprising. Sadly, this is just my reaction to reading some of the other comments than my reaction to sitting through this absolutely forgettable film. Utterly predictable, the script had as much bite as a leaf of limp lettuce. If Danielle Steele had been behind this, you would have expected more (and not Moore, who's making the most of this by using it as an extended video promo for what I presume will be her next single). Dull as ditchwater that's been stagnating for years.