My wife left me for Bradley Cooper but he doesn't know it.

Rating: Null/10 (17 October 2018)

So my superhot wife and I had a date night on Saturday.
Nice little night, used some gift cards to The Outback then went to the theatre to watch "A Star is Born".
I didn't know a whole lot about this movie. I knew that Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga were in it and it had music.
This is exactly the type of movie formula that I do not want to go to...
As we sat in our seats we got about 3 minutes in and I saw why Amy was so excited to see this....Bradley Cooper, a beard, and he sings rock music real real well.
So what's in it for me? More than I thought.
I barely knew anything about Lady Gaga. I knew that she was kind of a popstar and wore a dress made out of tacos or meat or something. That was about it.
So 10 more minutes into the movie and Bradley has sang another song, is wearing a cowboy hat, and playing the guitar.
I look over at Amy and her pants are all the way off.
Then Lady Gaga starts singing. I did not really find her attractive until then. My goodness what a voice.
20 minutes after that Bradley McCowboyPants and Lady Gaga sing about the most impressive duet you will ever hear. Amy is smoking a cigarette and has lit candles in the theatre.
Next thing I know both The Bradley and Sam Freakin Elliot are in the same scene. That's right. Sam Elliot from Roadhouse. All I can think of now is Patrick Swayze in his boys size medium sweats and lions mane head and no shirt karate kicking his way into my 17 year old heart.
Now my pants are off.
Anyway...I laughed, I cried, and I had confusing feelings.
This was one hell of a movie. Probably the best I have seen in years.
Now if I could only grow a beard...