Trite tripe

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2018)

What a waste of time. Oscar-bait crap. Just...the worst. Made my eyes hurt watching it, makes my head hurt reviewing it. Less fun than getting mugged with same result - money gone in a confused mess of an experience. At least getting mugged is a quicker more dignified way of being robbed - and after serving it you can at least feel like you've been through a real-life crisis and survived, unlike making it through this Chinese-water-torture-in-film-form. Drip, drip, drip...OH JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ALREADY.