Lady Gaga Is Mediocre Singer and A Terrible Actor (Or, IT'S A TRAP!)

Rating: 2/10 (6 March 2019)

Don't watch this movie it's a trap! Anyways Lady GooGooGaga can't act and she has an even bigger nose than Barbra Streisand, who was parodied on south park and turned into Mechagodzilla because of said nose (they should've had lady trap turn into Mechagodzilla instead would've been more accurate). Anyway to make a long story short, I would've much preferred lady gaga's character hang herself and Bradley Cooper have done the final number or even better both hang themselves so the audience can be spared their terrible acting and terrible characters. And then Slayer would do the final number so that there could be some be actual good music in the film.
P.S. Go watch the '76 version of this movie it's much better acted, directed, and written or literally any other film.