JCrew Horror Movie

Rating: 5/10 (25 December 2019)

Ok....how do you not take those batteries from the toy shuttle and toss them? How do you not mourn the loss of that boy for like 2 years because you were too stupid to leave the batteries? How can batteries last that long..what are they alien Duracell. How do you allow the youngest child to be last in line? Why in the heck would anyone get pregnant given this silent world? How is that everyone is dressed like a J Crew Magazine shoot with a nice fishing outfits to go? Hkw in the hell do you not have 20+ weapons designed ready to go to take out these clowns? How about a ring of booby traps set? How is everyone not bone thin given that you are surviving on grass and lettuce? and why do these aliens sound like the Alien?
I'm 48 minutes in and about to shut it down.
Please hire me as a writer ..we'd fix these inadequacies...