One Side of a Rush Album Would've Killed Them All

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2018)

A film has two elements: the visuals and the dialogue. When you take away one entire element you had better have a better reason for denying viewers this crucial half of movies than monsters who don't like noise. This was interminable and it only lasted an hour and a half. It could have been a decent half hour Twilight Zone episode, instead it was a huge bore. instead of watching "A Quiet Place" I would have preferred listening to the classic easy listening song "A Summer Place" for an hour and a half.
And then we learn that you can blow these very unoriginal looking creatures away with a 12 gauge blast? What were they waiting for? And these noise-haters somehow defeated the armies of the world?
Creatures who hunt by their hearing alone don't like loud noises? it takes these morons this long to understand that? They don't deserve to survive. Meanwhile, Jimmy Paige is playing his guitar in his backyard at full volume and doesn't understand why he isn't bothered by these pests.
I can't believe so many people liked this movie.