Idiots survive by hand signals & steal better movie ending.

Rating: 1/10 (23 May 2018)

The world has been invaded by really silly looking aliens who can't see or smell but can hear really well.
They have a bizarre head which opens up like an orange for no sensible reason but to look cool.
The survivors have to not make any noise or they are toast.
Yet fields of really neat rows of crops have been planted silently and are now ready to harvest (silently).
Other families exist nearby but we never have any contact with them.
Seems silly after 18 months.
It's never explained how these blind creatures managed to get to Earth (unless they were demons and God had called time on Earth.)
Even so blind demons is a bit daft. Nearly as stupid as blind aliens.
How would they know when they had built a spaceship? And who would fly it? 1st alien 'let's go to earth?' .............2nd alien 'where is earth?'.............1st alien 'how the hell do I know I'm blind?'.....3rd alien 'you are both sitting on a washing machine'....2nd alien 'what's a washing machine?' 3rd alien 'how the hell do I know I'm blind?'
And the most obvious glaring plot-hole is how do they find their prey after hearing a noise? Move a few yards and they will miss you as they can't hear your breathing even when stood next to them. Or at least they could not hear our family breathing.
Seems a totally ridiculous idea for an adversary. So how have they wiped out the worlds armies when they are so inadequate? All a soldier need do is have a duck on a 10ft lead and when the alien attacks the duck shoot it with a big silenced gun. (the alien/demon not the duck)
Also why do these cretins live in a house that was more open than a field? Did it not occur to keep windows and doors secure in case aliens/demons stumbled blindly in?
We see the devastation through the worst parents ever who are useless at looking after kids and some handy newspapers on the wall..
At one point in the film the mother tells the son his father will look out for him. Completely expecting him to forget that these idiots had already lost one boy to not giving a toss and expecting the daughter to sort it out.
The toy space shuttle was one thing but just letting him dawdle behind with only the poor girl watching him.
The daughter feels it was her fault and the father seems happy to delegate that responsibility to her.
Then the dad can't keep his todger in his pants for five minutes before he has knocked the mother up again.
After all childbirth and new born babies are well known for being extremely quiet in a world where noise gets you killed..
Before long father has mislaid both kids and alien killing machines are everywhere. With dad out looking for the kids he lost, Mom predictably falls into labour with a completely unnecessary nail in the stair to add to her woes.
They are lucky that the baby is indeed the quietest baby on Earth.
After predictable scene with dad we see mother battling off another alien killer to protect quiet baby before the final scene of her cranking up her shotgun after recovering brilliantly from the traumatic birth she has just been part of a few hours ago.
The final insult was stealing the ending to the brilliant Mars Attacks.
Who wrote this rubbish? Chimps?
Lamentable!