The nail sticking out of a board is the scariest thing in this overrated movie.

Rating: 3/10 (7 April 2018)

It is BORING. There are some okay parts but for most of the movie I just desperately wanted to check my phone while watching it.
But I'll tell ya what -- do you enjoy being able to hear 200 people coughing, people cracking their knuckles, people chewing on popcorn, people walking out of the theater, the booming bass from adjacent theaters, and people making farting sounds as they recline their leather seats in the movie theatre? Then oh boy this is the movie for you, because you can hear everything single ambient sound for over an hour of mostly silence while you're forced to read subtitles.
In the end the plot is a super serious and completely un-fun combination of Signs and Mars Attacks, with none of the intelligence those movies muster. For the family we're supposed to care about? I wanted every single one of them to die. Buncha dummies. "Hey what's the worst thing we could do if we lived in a world where monsters attack anything that makes a sound? Ok let's do that." I was totally rooting for the aliens, or monsters, or mutated praying mantises oh btw MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE EXPLAINED THE WHERE THE MONSTERS CAME FROM JOHN KRASINSKI YOU TOTAL JACKHOLE (likeable jackhole but still a jackhole)?
I was more scared of a nail than I was the monsters. I laughed out loud in irritation during some of the most supposedly intense scenes, which by the way sure it's annoying to other people in the theater because they can totally hear you.
Look, it didn't completely suck. But it wasn't what I would call good. I'd never sit through it again, and I can't recommend it for any reason other than to find a nice quiet dark room in which to take a nap for an hour or so. You'll wake up when things start to get a little louder, and you won't have any trouble understanding what the hell is going on -- you won't have missed a thing.