Great Movie to Get High To

Rating: 9/10 (30 January 2009)

Me and my bros rolled a FAT ASS joint and then Kenny was like, "dude John hasn't seen A Clockwork Orange and we should make him watch it tonight!" So even though we was blazed as hell we put my pirated movie file onto the flash drive, and put that junk in my X box. The movie opens in the coolest way possible: With drinking milk! I love milk; builds strong bones, ya know? Then there's the horrible, disturbing, grotesque rape scene that nearly made me do myself in! So disturbing were the copping-a-feels and in-out-out's that we nearly turned that off; that is NOT cool scenes to get high to. But then the movie that followed left me with a compelling question: is removing one's ability to commit violence really a correcting behavior? IT TOTALLY TRIPPED ME OUT! So then Nick asked me if I was straight to drive to 711 for some slurrppaaayyzzz and some Marlboro's. So I'm Outtie, Me Droogs!