What the Hell?!

Rating: 10/10 (12 August 2001)

The movie begins. What do we see? A young man, Alex DeLarge (Malcom McDowell), is looking at us as if he's got some kind of grudge against us, and he's got his right eye's eyelashes covered with mascara. Kubrick keeps it like this for a while, and then slowly zooms out. Alex picks up a glass of milk and drinks from it; and what do we see? Naked women posing and being used as tables! They are just statues of course. What kind of women could stay in such a position? This is a STRANGE movie, strange, as you can plainly see, in caps. ALL in caps. He beats a woman with a statue of a penis! What the hell is that all about?! They could of had a statue of Venis DeMilo, or David, but a penis? My God! They make the man dislike Beethoven; what is so bad about Beethoven? Beehtoven, Mozart, Bach, all of the masters of the classical music genre rock! I might have found this movie odd because of my age; I am 13 years old. It is almost hard to believe that this movie was actually rated X! It was pretty bad, but still, porno bad?! Well, as the title means: "As Queer as a CLOCKWORK ORANGE."