Ha! Haha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha...!

Rating: 1/10 (23 February 2003)

Sigh. Hollywood. Anything for a buck.
Just when I thought Eminem couldn't possibly get any more ridiculous than he already is, along comes '8 Mile'. When will skinny little kids finally learn that tatoos and a foul mouth won't stop the big kids from shoving their faces in their school lunch? But then I guess so long as people keep handing this talentless little twerp cash, other talentless little twerps shall continue to emulate him, and, Ye Gods, force the rest of us to endure self-indulgent vanity-flicks such as this retarded piece of drivel.
If you think Eminem is really, really tough, you'll probably like this movie, and should see it as soon as possible. Just don't be surprised when grown-ups giggle behind your back...