Flashdance Meets Staying Alive

Rating: 1/10 (14 March 1999)

I watched this on pay-per-view. My cable co. should have *paid me* to watch it. For lack of a better description, it's the worst of Flashdance combined with the worst of Staying Alive. Not one of the characters is worthy of any sympathy. It could have been a lot better. The only thing minutely interesting about this turkey is Mike Meyer's understated portrayal of Steve Rubell. It only goes to show that old saying, "Disco, Man, it still sucks."