A Waste of 20 Minutes or so...

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2005)

This film rivals "Killer Fish" as the worst film of all time. The only reason I watched it so long (about twenty minutes) was to see how bad it could get. OK, and the pretty pretties.
I went to a lot of discos, and I went to them a lot, in the seventies. They were pretty great for me then; I loved the scene. I never went to one like 54, of course - so I can't say how the film measures up to the reality.
I can only give my opinion on this film as a film, and that's my favorite Middle School Reviewer line: "This Movie Sucks!"
It is a celebration of debauchery and sleaze, which normally is my favorite, but it is very badly done. Ryan Phillippe is the epitome of the pretty face that can't act, and Mike Myers' ego precedes him by about six feet.
Salma Hayek - oh my dear Frida, what were you thinking?