Zoey REALLY Does Have Pretty Eyes!

Rating: 2/10 (2 December 2015)

That is my takeaway from this moronic film: Zoey has gorgeous eyes. Other than that I guess you are on your own for entertainment. The script and acting are so un-prolific all you can do is make sure you do something productive like opening your stacked up mail.
Who comes up with this crap btw? Even if this is your very first film you have seen after Ms. Right just dumped your sorry ass, it is a complete waste of time. When a man is in pain, let alone a woman, who wants to see such a schlomo wimp garden of limp lillies going at it?
High recommend for those who cannot get enough of banal dialogue and no chemistry between leads and most of all the SMYTHS!! AVOID