Brilliantly bad, horrible acting, cheesy wannabe thought provoking

Rating: 1/10 (6 September 2009)

People please . . . I heard about how great and marvelous this piece of garbage was supposed to be. Knowing not to trust jerky, critic believing morons, I went against my better judgment and actually watched this - wasting a discounted ticket and worse, my time!!! This movie was putting on the arty vibe of intelligence for the easily swayed, but falls flat once its lackluster story and dorky attempts at humor bring its unimaginative script to mind. All the dorky flipping back and forth through the 500 days of stupidity with a boring and unattractive girl named Summer gets not only repetitive, but downright irritating. This type of film and worse, the people who hype them, is exactly what's wrong with critics. There is absolutely nothing more intelligent, insightful or anything else with this movie than freaking "Transformers 2." Give me a break!!! What just because we have these two people sitting around and talking about nothing, that means it's a better movie? Whatever. Not only that, but this is just a boy meets girl story . . . How often has that been done and redone? Complete joke on the audience.