Pathetically Unoriginal

Rating: 3/10 (13 November 2005)

I did not see "50 First Dates," when it first came out, but a year after that. I was staying in a hotel, and with nothing to do, I decided to watch it. I want those 99 minutes from my life back!! I absolutely hated this movie! Je déteste beaucoup "50 First Dates"! Why? As the title hinted, it was too unoriginal. I'd like to say that Hollywood is doling out wonderful movies that deserve the many Oscars they are presented with, but they don't. "50 First Dates" is a perfect example. The movie has a poor plot that basically moves around this guy trying to win back this girl (who's really rude I might add) every single day because she has short term memory disorder. The video he puts together is sweet, but watching that thing everyday, every few minutes, made me want to gouge out my eyes, or kick the director in the stomach. To fill in the gaping gaps that this movie is filled with are sex jokes. Wow, how original!! Everybody knows that sex jokes make a great movie!! Sex jokes are embarrassing, rude and immature. If you joke about sexual organs, you probably shouldn't hit the sheets for another 20 years! That's how much I hate those people. What's more disappointing is the audience that goes to see these movies are actually stupid enough to laugh and think they're funny without being slightly taken aback or disgusted. It's pathetic. The end of the movie is corny and of course the happy ending you guess. Then again, it was cute, but I just think they should've done something a little different, but have them get back together. All in all, this movie had a lousy plot, lousy actors and horrible void fillers. The only reason it get a 3/10 is because it's in Hawaii. Had they put it in the mainland it would've gotten a 1/10