This movie is horrible. Avoid at all costs.

Rating: 1/10 (7 April 2007)

Almost everything about this movie fails. The jokes are unfunny, Rob Schneider playing an islander (couldn't they get an actual Hawaiian actor?) is painfully offensive and, also, not funny; Adam Sandler's androgynous co-worker is so unfunny and forced it inflicts physical pain upon the viewer; and the basic premise is the icing on this turd cake: It's completely preposterous. It's an insult to the audience's intelligence that we're expected to believe that, every day, Drew Barrymore's character's father and brother repaint a room, and have thousands of copies of the same day's newspaper cleverly squirreled away in their house. Horrible, horrible, horrible movie. I beg you not to see it.