Undateable!

Rating: 4/10 (5 July 2004)

Here are 50 reasons why I should have stood up `50 First Dates':
1) Adam Sandler was no Mr. Sandman as an island gigolo who falls for an amnesiac who cannot remember her experiences of the previous day (which scarcely enough resembles my monthly series entitled `50 Last Hangovers'.)
2) `Who plays the amnesiac?' you ask. I forgot! Why? Because her performance did not cause enough brain chemical reaction to transfix itself in my cerebral cortex. Ok! I will stop brainwashing you on the negativity of her performance and tell you who it is: Drew Barrymore.

3) Director Peter Segal, who also guided the disciples `Anger Management' & `The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps', is no directorial professor and actually needs to take some courses on director management.
4) George Wing's vapid screenplay is of the not-right wing party group.

5-50) it sucks! It sucks! It sucks! It sucks! Now `copy' and `paste' the previous phrase 43 more times!
Please do not set a date to view `50 First Dates'!
** Needs Improvement