Uh, are you joking?

Rating: 1/10 (23 March 2007)

That was the worst movie I've ever seen. I didn't give a flying F about any of the characters. The narrator's voice was cheesy as all get out. It had about 20 homophobic and pro war messages peppered throughout the film. Hmmm what else...it was a cheap Gladiator knockoff, which itself was just a knockoff. The dream sequence after the King dies and sees his wife was a SHAMELESS ripoff of Gladiator. The hard rock during some of the war scenes made me feel like I was some white trash slob watching the Blue Angels fly overhead to "Rock you like a Hurricane" or some Monster Truck event in a blue-collar suburb. This movie is what's wrong with America and that people can stand it is a complete joke. If you liked it, I suggest you TRY to expand your horizons, unless you're mildly retarded or something.