A RACIST piece of crap to feed the stupid.

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2009)

This is a pathetic film. I don't mean to be destructive of whatever creative juices were flowing to get this thing created, but this film is stupid and insulting. And racist. Wtf. Big white beefcakes plundering Asian and African looking people? I was appalled and kept waiting for them to... put a twist on it. You know, APPEAR TO HAVE SOMEBODY WITH HALF A BRAIN AT THE HELM.
The brave 300? I was just repeating the poem in my head and trying not to face palm. Farcical images of men in underpants, horrific brutality and hyper-Sexualisation creating a ridiculously exaggerated... THING, complimented with bad acting and random accents (I think there was an Australian in there who didn't bother conforming so at least the stupid Americans would be uniform).
A piece of crap. Nice colors. A notable moment of hilarity was watching a bunch of men in underpants and swirling satiny robes declare that "this is gonna be a rough night." or some such macho... thing. The wall of dead bodies behind them took away from the homo erotic fun, sadly.
I can't believe this stupid f*cker has the nerve to take on The Watchmen.
Artistic? Yes. But it's like Nazi art. Fun to see, but utterly abhorrent somehow.