THE Gay Event Film of 2006!

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2009)

Where oh where to start? The Spartan's leather panties and opera cape outfits were simply fabulous, as was the "Persians" rough-trade facial piercings. Kinky King Leo's beard/wife was suitably wooden and inconsequential. But oh! All those buff, oiled and CGI enhanced manly man muscles! Who knew that Greece was just one big Gold's Gym?
Seriously, everyone already knows the adolescent revenge fantasy + homoerotic subtext formula of comic book movies by now. Why embarrass the obese little pud-pulling weenie-wiggling sexually-confused fanboys with a movie this obvious? Even the film's crotch-tugging target audience must begin to notice the obvious contempt that the filmmakers hammered into every scene. Why push it in their pudgy faces? LEAVE THE FANBOYS ALONE!!!