Epically Boring (may contain spoilers)

Rating: 4/10 (1 April 2007)

Maybe iv just seen to many epic battles, but 300 did not impress me. The plot is over-predictable. Every 6 minutes the Persians run around the mountain, either get cut up or pushed of the cliff, and the Spartans return yell and celebrate. insert random nudity, an annoying exposition, and 25 minutes of wasteful duologue and you have 300. The countless thuds of bodies getting cut up and bloodied do little to compliment a very cheesy soundtrack. The cgi animals seem to beg for a dynamic change in the decidedly static plot. But if your more easily entertained than i am, you will probably love the circus film that is 300.