I wish I was one of the 300

Rating: 1/10 (29 July 2009)

I really do. I would have lived a long time ago, and not seen this waste of time and film.
I do NOT care that this isn't an historical film, that isn't what makes it bad - although I would love to see an historically accurate film made, but that's besides the point.
The CGI is terrible. It's horrible distracting, and honestly just looks, well, gross. It distracted me from the overall film and I couldn't take it seriously. Maybe that's my problem...nahhh, it's the film's.
Not only that, but the heavy metal music made me want to rip my ear drums out and stomp on them until they looked a spit out piece of gum frying on hot pavement. Look, I get it. I really do. But what I "get", turned out to be a horrible juxtaposition of metal music and Ancient Greeks and Persians fighting.
Those are my two biggest complaints.
The "acting" was decent, I wouldn't call it too much acting, but the writing was dire at best. This movie is completely overrated, but I see why it is. I just happen to not agree with it.