GRAND if you're high!

Rating: 8/10 (27 November 2011)

I went to see this film during opening night at midnight. I was fairly stoned as I usually am whilst entering a film of this magnitude. By the time the character development was complete, the action began! I nearly spoiled my undies with a load of ejaculate. The hunch backed character within the film was equally grotesque to that of my grandmothers anus shortly after deploying a nine pound dump. When the six pack steroid fueled men of 300 challenged the opposing factions with all their might, they were never short to satisfy me from oozing a bit out of the southern tip. By the time this film concluded, I also concluded cleaning my internal lower pipes of all the semen build up from previous days. I rate this film an 8, just short of a duel handy from two Asian teens.