I was speechless...

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2007)

What the f**k is this s**t?! It's the worst thing I've ever seen!! This movie has an average score of 8.1 on this site and I've heard good things about this movie, so I thought I'd better watch this one. So I did, last night, and I could not have been more disappointed. What is the point??
I didn't feel that the movie was in some sort of coherence. The dialog was weird and stupid - I didn't figure out why he went to war in the first place. But he did and they started fighting and yes, some of the scenes are cool, but that can't lift up a movie from the deep ocean. All that CGI and slow-motion, I was done with play-station! Also, all of those humans/creatures they killed, so much blood was flying through the air, but nothing hit the Spartans. They were clean. Maybe they have some sort of superpowers, so they can dodge the blood. And the dialog ... I was laughing so hard! Some of it was supposed to make us feel sad, but that was impossible since it was so poor acting and such a bad plot. Also the scene where Xerxes grabs Leonidas on the shoulders I thought he was going to rape him from behind. So gay!! And the scene were the Spartans die, why the f**k did Leonidas drop his helmet and shield? Makes no sense. How come there were creatures in this film? Was it LOTR IV or something? The sex scenes. What were they for? It's not like I didn't enjoy them, but they were unnecessary. When the Spartans pushed some Persians over the cliff, it was stupid. The Persians would rather throw themselves into certain death than fight? Makes no sense.
Good comedy film, stupid plot, bad acting, I was expecting a lot more since it's obviously so popular.