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Rating: 10/10 (23 July 2007)

"This is MADNESS"
"MADNESS? THIS IS SPAAAAAARRRRRTAAAAAA!!!!"
Truly a masterpiece of the time, the overall power level of this movie is OVER NINE THOUSAND. Despite the hate from habbofags and furfags of PETA, this movie is designed for entertainment. First of all, this movie is not a nonfiction movie, so even Pedobear approves! Who cares about what really happened! All we care is that it's entertaining, it's even suitable for lolis. Also, beware of the gory scenes, this movie is not for weak hearted. We all know Spartans DO NOT WANT human emotions, they're just fictionalized characters. As for Nazi feminists, the representation of females isn't that bad. It's not they're yelling at females "BAK 2 KITCHEN" or something like that. Finally, this movie is made of epic win, and it successfully closed the pools of uninteresting war films (Saving Private Ryan and etc) for AIDS to an end. For politics, I don't see any links between politics and this movie, and I can care less if Iraqis get slaughtered as long as it doesn't affect my tax and oil price (ironically it do).
So, if you haven't seen the movie already, I recommend: 1. Get Bak 2 AMC 2. Buy a ticket for 300 3. Do a barrel roll! 4. Yell "THIS IS SPAAAARRRRTAAAAAAAA" 5. ?????? 6. PROFIT!