Prepare for stupidity

Rating: 2/10 (15 March 2007)

Now I have to admit this is not my kind of movie. At all. I went to see it with an open mind. But what can I tell you? The dialogue is totally absurd and laughable. The visuals are very flat and monotonous. I have no real problem with violence but I do not find it endlessly fascinating either. How much art-directed CGI blood do I have to see? It got quite boring. But the biggest problem is that the movie has no soul, no beating heart, no characters to care about, none really to hate. I was watching the never-ending battle thinking, "Is there any way they can both lose?" The plot, and I use the term lightly, didn't even make sense. All in all, 300 was one of the most intensely stupid movies I have ever seen and a total waste of time.