This movie was a piece of s***

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2008)

I apologize but I don't know why people would wanna watch a film about half-naked in-the-closet homosexuals fighting a bunch of bad Arab stereotypes. This movie even carries pro American symbolism which cheapens the movie even further. Does anyone even know that the Spartans actually did practice intimacy with young boys? I didn't care for the poor dialog and the unnecessary British accents. About half of the movie has Slow motion action scenes. If those action sequences moved at a normal pace then the movie would probably be only an hour long. I got nauseated by the entire brown background that made the movie look really out of place, not to mention the out of place Androgynous villain Xerxes. I don't know why this movie made money but I sure do want my 9 dollars back cuz I could've used it to buy a pack of smokes, instead I watched a movie that makes me yawn compared to other battle films like the Brilliantly made "Braveheart." Overall this movie was a waste of time and a waste of brain cells as well. Even if I downloaded the movie, I still feel like I wasted two hours when I could've done something more productive. I know people liked this film but I ain't one of those people.