Utter waste of anyone's time and money

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2007)

With every foot step there's a thundering thump. With every line of dialog there's an epic tale told at half speed and with immense self-importance. This movie is so well crafted in the visual department, yet they left no funding for decent actors or even a believable and entertaining script. The story telling is extremely weak. '300' is so exceedingly bombastic and pompous that you keep waiting for a sign that it's a wind-up or April Fools. Sadly it is neither. If only every other scene was not played in slow motion we could have left the theater a lot sooner. This movie is extremely dis-recommendable. Avoid!