more like 300 clowns

Rating: 8/10 (11 March 2007)

sup with the film 300? I'll you what's up because I keeps it real. For real, check my real-o-meter. Sup with the wolf in the beginning, was this Michael J Fox's Teen Wolf? Then we see the king and 300 men win some battles, shortly after, the king is eating an apple. Where did he get that apple from? Did he have a sack lunch? Were there apple trees in Greece near the cliffs and water, I didn't see any apple trees? Let's move on. We then come to the scene where the Unchback of Notre Dame makes an appearance and the enemy Persian king (who by the way is 10 feet tall and looks like a girl with bad makeup job)persuades him to follow him. Why was there a goat playing the violin? Was he trained, or was this some thing the Greeks had in the past, you tell me. Then we see some rhino on steroids do some fantastic slide towards the supposable 300 men. Then we see a fat teapot mutant with saws as arms chopping heads off, sup with that? Oh, and a historical note, the king often says that they are marching north to the water, where were they fighting the Black Sea? If so, I don't recall some delicious and glorious apple trees growing near the Black Sea.....alright, so the film should be called 300 clowns or mutants or jokes or maybe even 300 apples....overall, I don't regret paying for the film, but I thought it was a serious film, instead it was an historical comedy.... hallelujah hollaback