This movie SUCKED

Rating: 5/10 (10 March 2007)

This was the most random and cliché' movie I have seen in a while. This movie took a true story about warriors and turned it into a sappy drama that made absolutely no sense. In the middle of battle scenes we see random animals like rhinoceroses and elephants trying to fight, then we have some weird "secret weapon" guy chained up like a lame copycat from Mortal Kombat or something. Then, on top of this, the director just had to throw pointless sex into the mix so all the men could have something to get their jollies off to. I'm nothing even close to a prude but it was ridiculous. Then there was the slow motion every five seconds. BORING. The story of the Spartans did not need this lame movie to tell their story, someone else needed to sit in the director's chair.