The few and the loud?

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2007)

This movie bored me to tears (which is a rather interesting feat since it is an action flick). All you get is half-naked men yelling like marine corps at the top of their lungs and the chopping off of enough limbs to last you a lifetime. Oh, and there's this deadpan love-thingy between the "oh so noble king" and his "oh so proud queen" for good measure. The heavy use of CGI only made matters worse by adding a sterility that effectively counterweighted what lite acting there was.
Since this IS an action flick I expected nothing more than cotton candy, but what I got was sugar free.
Oh well...