If I never see slow motion used in a movie again I will die a happy man

Rating: 2/10 (23 March 2007)

This is a weak 35 minute movie padded to nearly two hours with an onslaught of slow motion shots and gimmicky Matrix-style battle scenes. The story is neither engaging or interesting. The dialog is clunky and almost laughable at times. The acting doesn't help as it's nothing more than tough-guy battle cries yelled as loud as possible. The musical score which often contains heavy metal riffs is amateurish and unfitting for anything but a video game which this movie isn't too far from. Every battle scene features at least one long shot that varies from super slow motion to super fast motion repeatedly. I guess you're supposed to shut your brain off and think that it's really cool but maybe I'm just immune to such methods of tricking an audience into thinking something is more impressive than it actually is. If you're easily impressed by flashy nonsense with little-to-no depth this movie might be right up your alley.