300 Chip'N'Dales

Rating: 6/10 (4 April 2007)

Now, there are 11 male models playing football (or soccer) for team Italy, so why not get some 300 roaring Chip'N'Dales and cast them for pretentious peace of art with excellent Hollywood marketing. Exactly, it sells. Every 4th grader will p*ss boiling water just to see how 300 brave men kicked zillions of Asian a** (no offence here, but that's what my history book was saying back in early 90s). Yeah, tons of blood, funny freak show all around the place, some gay with a funny voice (no offence again) called Xerox, or whatever. Lame try to make it epic, lame dialogues, lame plot. Actors did they job. They kicked each other's a**. History was swallowed. Spartans were portrayed as some sick drugged bastards. So were Persians. Ill imagination. That's the only thing I can say. If these are the new standards, well, thanks but no thanks. Positive point - some places were so stupid it made them funny.
Some were quick enough to label this movie "epic". No way. It will just sell another "epic $". Cheers, gone watching Braveheart.