Vile

Rating: 2/10 (7 September 2009)

You all know the story: Hunks v Fags. Oh no sorry: Whites v Blacks. Oh no sorry Good v Muslims. This film could well come to define Bush 2. Its preposterous bloviating; its incompetent story-telling; and its lying about the past. Were the 300 a band of lovers? Men who fought beside their beloved so they would be more likely not to run? Many historians think so. And to see their story reduced to this jock-boy hard-on blood fantasy is truly repulsive. Hideous designs based on some comic book trash. The movie looks like a Colt porn flick minus the cum shots. It will come to be reviled in time as an exemplar of the terrible times in which we live when America has become the global villain, run by idiots for the profit of fools.