This movie ROCKS

Rating: Null/10 (1 January 2008)

This movie is so great I can't believe my ears. You will enjoy it I promise. I was the only person who saw it at home in my house but if there had been other people with me they would have enjoyed it too. It is so great that even people in hospitals will like it.
The letter "E" is the most commonly-used letter in the English language (which many other countries have learned how to speak) and this movie is called 300. This title is a quite rubbish because if you think about it it's just a number and doesn't have any actual words in it but if you can look past that you will find this movie is awesome.
It is set millions of years ago (which is in the past) in a land called "Greece" where a mad racist king rules his little town called Sparta. He goes crazy one morning when a black man arrives in town and starts making trouble. He runs away with 300 of his soldiers and along the way he meets a big team of metal robots and starts a fight with them which goes on for hours. These robots have scary faces and they brought monsters with them too.
One thing that is rubbish in this film is that nobody says why the racists want to fight the robots. I think all the people who made this movie forgot to put that bit in, but it's okay because I made up my own story in my head to explain it and you can do that too.