1800 abs versus computer generated zombies

Rating: 2/10 (31 March 2007)

I didn't expect much, but this movie delivered even less than that.
The movie is about 1800 abs who have a skirmish with some CGI zombies. It was directed by a faulty PlayStation, the screenplay was written by a computer virus which attacked the screenplay of the 300 comic book, the music was chosen by a broken iPod shuffle.
The story makes no sense, the actors have the charisma of Ewoks, the dialogues sound like that pirate from SpongeBob Squarepants, and the whole atmosphere of the movie is about as gritty as Britney Spears' early videos.
Too bad this poorly executed cartoon means we won't get to see a really good movie about ancient Greeks for a few decades.