This Is Sparta!

Rating: 7/10 (30 March 2007)

In true wheres wally style, i think this is not a movie but a spot the random things video, a goat playing a pipe, a hunchback in a party hat, a chubby thing with knifes for hands who a human guillotine? i could go on, but i have got to admit this movie is exceptionally well filmed, i don't quite understand the concept (why are there so many deformed people and why on earth did the Spartans not wear armour) Gerad Butler is as usual brilliant though i do wonder why a Greek king would have a Scottish accent,On the whole i sum this up as a gory but great movie, I'm glad i lied that i was fifteen and saw it.
Oh and one more thing where did King Leonidas get the apple from in the middle of a battle field?
p.s King Leonidas is brilliant