Facsist

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2007)

Like the animated cover of a cock rock album, laughable if it were not so tedious, watch as the heads of various grade z actors barely connect with their computerized bodies. Gerard Butler looks like he's attached to a large crab with a six pack while Lena Heady"s heady floats somewhere on a level with Mount Olympus, (although what she has to say is a long way from Plato. ) What is most objectionable about this unremitting junk is the notion that the ugly and deformed are Bad and only the immaculate and toned and buffed can be Good. It's like contemplating a kitsch fresco in a gay bath-house with clouds of steam wafting across various muscle Marys pouting and posing and unsheathing their swords. It's like a Nazi rally in leather jock-straps. I find it hard to believe no-one who worked on this film didn't stop for a moment aghast at what they were perpetrating. There are no laughs in fascism. No irony, no wit, no humor.