Rotten

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2014)

Without a doubt, the worst piece of trash I've ever suffered under in my 63 years. When I returned the film, I told the employee that I would have him fired if he told anyone that I had watched this film. He said: "That bad, huh?" I replied"You couldn't possible imagine." I only lasted 10 minutes and I am a classical scholar who specializes in Hellenic studies. It's tragic that young people will watch this and think that it has anything to do with classical Greece, much less film-making.
All copies of this film should be destroyed or the gods will have blood.