Humble Interpretation of "300"

Rating: 9/10 (15 March 2007)

I'll make it concise and short.
If you're ugly, dark-skinned, gay, lesbian, black, tall like a basketball player, middle-eastern, Asian (yes, I saw the Chinese guy with the Fu Manchu mustache), crippled, deformed, mistreated, enslaved, a prostitute, an endangered animal like a rhino or an elephant: you deserve to be killed.
If you're a corrupt, sexual degenerate politician (Democrats I presume, I assume), a potter, a sculptor (basically artists, you know the liberal elite) or a syphillitic child-molesting priest (I think they mean Catholics here), a leader who believes in negotiation (Xerxes wanted to deal but that ain't good enough, plus Xerxes kept on saying how "kind" he was): you deserve to be killed.
Oh and if you have body piercings, you deserve to die too because obviously you don't respect your body enough.
However, if you're white, blue-eyed, go to the gym, like to poke other guys with phallic-shaped instruments, love war, and wear leather diapers just for kicks: you deserve to kill everybody else.
Other observations: Allies are kinda useless, you don't really need them because they'll make a mess of things or just turn tail when the going gets tough.
You can only beat the good guys with trickery (in this case, somebody betrayed them!).
Strong women are glorious too, as long as they manipulate other men with sex, or murder in vengeance because obviously they're too dumb to use their brains to outsmart the guys!!! When fighting, all you need is a "heart filled with hate"! Hate's a good thing, so let's all give hate and war a chance!!! I loved the movie, I really did. And you gotta admit, the timing of this movie is perfect!