Chippendales

Rating: 8/10 (20 April 2007)

Three hundred courageous, muscular, oiled and wild men. Heroic Spartans, who go into the battle under the command of King Leonidis (Gerard Butler), against an infinitively strong Persian army, which is strengthen by monsters, elephants, rhinos and hunchbacks. An ultimate show for horny ladies, who still dream of one hot night in the company of Chippendale strippers. The Troy was a warm-up, while 300 is a spectacular show, a show in its true meaning of the word, which will make even nuns and the most up-tight women cum. God damn it, it is a show, which will make even men cum like crazy. Namely, every one of these warriors is drop dead gorgeous, hot, has a perfect body and is topless the whole time. They could even be put on a stage and given a crazy ass sexy seductive music accompaniment. No sweat, 300 is not only a pathetic posing a-la The Troy. 300 is a one great movie. Breathtaking spectacle full of action and a very special interpretation of the well-known Greek-Persian battle, which was taken directly from a graphic novel by Frank Miller, author of Sin City, which has the same amount of style, elegance and originality. What you are about to see in 300, you haven't seen anywhere yet. And you will love, what you see. A brilliant mixture of blood, sex, violence, courage, action, spectacle, history and apples, which will not be easily exceeded by any similar movie. OK, the so-called blue-screen dominates the actual movie, but that does not bother the dramatization, which gives the impression of watching a real movie. A real movie with balls. Balls, which hold no empty bullets.