A stylized movie for retards

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2007)

Thermopylae was a very interesting event in the calendar of human history. "300" is not. It is a lowbrow comic book, with moronic dialogue and one dimensional cypher-characters uttering embarrassing lines. The action is fast paced, but stupid, stupid, stupid. Further, if the Nazis had won WW2 and they were now having issues with the Middle East, I expect this is exactly the sort of film they would have concocted, on the assumption that their media industry remained in the control of closed minded propaganda-ists. It is a deeply insulting portrayal of everyone east of the Hellespont and will hopefully (this may be expecting too much) be seen for the childish nonsense that it is once the promotional hype wears off. Ein Banauserfilm.