Issue the Army with flip flops!

Rating: Null/10 (31 March 2007)

So, the 300 are away, and what have they got on their feet? Bloody sandals! And they go to face an army of thousands, with a spear, a rusty shield, and those bloody flip flops!
So my question to the Government? Why not issue our armed forces with an old pair of flip flops. They'd be well hard then, like Russel in Gladiator or Kirk in Spartacus. And they'd be able to fight on the beach without having to stop to empty their boots!
And while we're at it at stop all those silly marches (SAS) over the Brecon Beacons with a sixty pound back pack, the 300 marched hundreds of miles, and then slaughtered thousands of the enemy, not a back pack in sight. No food, no water, no donkeys with supplies. Proper hard fighting men. The only sustenence seen was an apple, and guess who had it? The King of course!
Great film,enjoyed it immensely. SPARTA FOREVER!!!!!
More please...
Ron, Leeds