Almost got what I paid for

Rating: 2/10 (8 May 2010)

It takes a special movie for you to watch it for free on TV and feel like you overpaid.
If this were a science fiction movie, it would be one with scenes where crowds all point upward toward the sky to indicate their shock at seeing a flying saucer. But it's not, so instead muscle-bound soldiers shout "Haroo! Haroo!" in choreographed unison, and politicians shake their fists and shout "Traitor! Traitor!" when Persian coins fall from the corpse of the guy who sold them out.
This is a movie made for 11-year-old boys who are experiencing the beginnings of testosterone poisoning, who get pumped by loud music played over slow motion battle scenes where each spear thrust and sword swipe has to be accompanied by visible sprays of blood to make sure you really know that someone is getting eviscerated. You saw the movie, guys, now play the video game!
Anyone else...? There HAS to be something else better to watch, folks.