You are all blowing my mind!

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2007)

Are you people out of your mind? Are we so dumbed down that we can't distinguish between art and crap? I would like to write a thousand word essay about how terrible this movie is but so many people have done that, that i'd just be wasting everyone's time. So i'll just say this: You have to be semi-retarded to find ANYTHING good about this movie. It's a B movie at best and even then, that's being nice. If this movie cost a lot to make, they were spending way too much on lunch for the actors. I would describe this movie as an adult film that forgot to include the porn. And by the way; Spartans are supposed to be TOUGH. not kinda tough...TOUGH. They aren't supposed to make jokes. They aren't supposed to get tired from running up a hill. They are supposed to kill without giving it a second thought and move on to the next guy. They tried to add humor (and failed) and then there are times when it just seemed like the director forgot the image he was trying to create. If you have ever read the Halo books, you'd know what Spartans are actually supposed to be like. and in the books, they are captures perfectly. Training from birth, do as ordered, kill without remorse, and for the love of god...NO Cheesy JOKES.