Damned slovenly vampires get the munchies in the arctic.

Rating: Null/10 (27 July 2010)

Well one thing I hate about vampires is they can be the most slovenly creatures around. I mean wipe yer chin for once cuz nobody likes a messy vampire. I suppose the steak in the heart was out of the question even though the ultraviolet light bit worked. Being in the arctic must freeze out peoples brains. I am festooned. Anyhow, looking forward to the sequel sometime in the near future-and hey what about that ending-kinda gets you right in the whatever. Guess we won't be seeing Josh Hartnett for a while. I missed part of the film because mine was a used one that stuck somewhere near the end and I had to skip over a few scenes to see the rest. Damn those cheap DVD places. I think the guy in the bulldozer could have been a bit more into things-he kind of stopped just when things were getting good. Best kill ratio of them all. Makes you realize the importance of being neat. Without all that blood on their chins the vampires might have passed for tourists and been ignored. Ha ha. Right. Time to go. My UFO is double parked. See ya.