Oh my God! It's the same old crap. With a new title.

Rating: 2/10 (4 October 2008)

It's official! The horror movie genre has fallen into an annoying cliché hole from which it will never emerge. This movie was just the latest in a long line of disappointing horror crap. It takes the best ideas from other more famous (better) horror films and throws them into a pot and says "There, I'm being creative. Right? Anybody? Hello?" Don't believe me? Fine. 1. Dark ashy color: Brought into horror vogue by The Ring. 2. Jerky fight scenes: Brought into horror movie vogue by 28 Days Later. 3. General poor camera work: Blair Witch. They were creative and were rewarded as such. So why not steal it? 4. WAAAAAAAY (I really cannot possibly show my rage with that word) too much gore: Gore amount has been building for a long time but do we really need it? Yes, we all bleed but this just shows WAY too much of it with no purpose other than "I think it makes it scarier." 5. Loud bangs: Old cliché. But still, I want to be SCARED. As in frighten me, creep me out, disturb me. MY REFLEXES ARE FINE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, NOW STOP IT. Just because I jump doesn't mean I'm scared. May I ask what the Hell is wrong with Hollywood now? Every genre now has a crutch and lacks creativity. This movie sucked because its components sucked. How can you have such a good plot idea and then perform it so blowfully? I can't believe that Hollywood will never produce another good movie again. This bites. I would have been proud to have been a part of a film like The Silence of the Lambs or The Shining or Scream or The Ring even if it meant doing a crappy job like janitor or best boy. Very proud. I wouldn't have signed onto this movie as the lead actor for a contract worth 50 million. Mainly because I would never work again if I did. But also because I have higher respect for myself than that. And if you have even the slightest amount of self respect you won't see this movie. You are paying to see a showcase of the same old crap.