The worst porn movie has more depth than this!

Rating: 1/10 (18 October 2014)

To use a Monty Python's line: "It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL!" A bunch of idiots that spend a month hiding using a toilette they don't flush in order not to make noise, a bunch of vampires with dilated pupils that can't find a house in a small village, shaky camera, action scenes that are so fast you can't discern what is happening, and, and, and... I don't want to waste my time making a long list.
After this, right now I desperately need some intellectual nourishment, so I'm going to watch Manos: The Hands of Fate.