TERRIBLY WRITTEN w/ awesome vampires

Rating: 2/10 (19 October 2007)

OK. The guy before me said this: "the realistic reactions from the characters made me feel like i wasn't watching some trashy cheesed out horror flick." What the f***. Apparently we weren't watching the same movie. I went to this movie expecting a grisly blend of 300-style cinematography/action sequence and 28 Days Later-style plot/atmosphere. I was incredibly disappointed. Apparently Steve Niles has never left his home, because he has NO idea how real people speak or behave. In terms of dialogue, this is the absolute WORST movie I've seen in a very long while. I laughed the whole time. Shame on Sam Raimi for attaching his name to such garbage. On the bright side, the cinematography was incredibly well done, and the vampires were damn creepy. However, this simply could not make up for how horribly written the entire movie was. The best part of the whole damn show was when some kid fell when he got up to get popcorn. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY.