This is what I call AWFUL

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2008)

New levels in movie history are being met with this film. It is one of the only horror movies worse than The Devil's Rejects and The Descent. Man, does this suck.
It starts off with some dufus looking at an old boat, which is obviously a special effect because it looks like a painting and a bad one at that. The vampires soon appear, and they speak some weird stupid-ass language because that's supposed to make them seem special and really old. They always have blood on them and goofy eyes, so you know they're super-weird and super-scary.
That moron from Black Hawk Down is a by the book cop, who turns into a vampire killer with his trusty axe. Stupid.
Suddenly the days tick by on the screen and it's 29 days of night and then a stupid ending is stuck onto an even stupider and rushed piece of crap film and you realize you've just wasted two hours that could have been spent learning something interesting instead of ruining your evening by renting this junk.
Don't watch this crap...