I'm surprised the head vampire wasn't named Alucard

Rating: 4/10 (13 March 2008)

Yeah it was that kind of movie. I kept thinking to myself: "this is what it would look like if the accounting department at Proctor and Gamble got liquored up and decided to play vampires". The nice haircuts and styling on these vampires got me trying to figure out which one went to the TVIHM: The Transylvanian Vocational Institute of Hair and Makeup. They must take baths occasionally, I mean if they stayed this messy as they get in this film throughout the eternities, they'd start getting really rough around the edges pretty quickly. They don't seem to eat their prey either, just kind of ripping people to bits is enough.
Besides the obvious logical errors in the plot, it's kind of like having the shower scene in psycho copied and replayed about 50 times until you're saying to yourself - "oh, there have been 45.5 seconds of calm, something 'shocking' is around the bend" - otherwise the story would have nothing to keep you watching - character development is not employed in this film. The "normal" characters are about as 1 dimensional as the accountants... uh I mean vampires.
If you want something really scary, go out and rent Fahreheit 9/11 and wonder where our tax dollars are going... heck maybe the accountants (er vampires) in this film could lend us hand with that! Save your money for something else.