My brain has turned to jello.

Rating: 2/10 (16 October 2010)

I don't understand this movie at all. I'm no neuroscientist, but I firmly believe that watching this has physically reduced my amount of useable neurons.
So many unanswered questions, where to begin?
1. Why does only one person speak "vampire language"? Do new vampires automatically speak this? And if so, why don't they do it in the movie? 2. Why did these vampires bother with this town at all? Assuming one person satisfies one vampire a night, these guys should have been jumping on the first train outta town after the first week. Why pick the most remote town in the entire USA when your sole source of sustenance is human blood? 3. The surviving human characters don't seem to eat, so why bother going outside at all? Why not just wait out all 30 days in their hidey hole? 4. Lastly, why does being a vampire automatically mean you have no concept of personal hygiene? They could at least wipe their faces. Or would that make them too difficult to distinguish from the humans?
That aside, Melissa George is pretty hot, even if she looks a bit like a rabbit. But not even that can save this ridiculous film.