Turd

Rating: 1/10 (10 November 2007)

This movie was basically a turd. Its very "clunky" , by that I mean it doesn't have much rhythm and flow to it. The main premise of this film is a group of survivors hiding out from some vampires,constantly moving from safe house to safe house, and constantly saying the words "we have to move, its not safe here!". Im not kidding- this is basically this movie in a nutshell. When the audience begins to tire of this , some gore appears on screen courtesy of some screaming (will they ever shut up)vampires , who incidentally look more like the members of an executive business meeting. Im still scratching my head as to why they were all wearing suits and evening gowns in the middle of Alaska.Maybe they got lost on their way to a boardroom meeting.It was probably supposed to look cool , but it didn't, it looked crap. Im pretty sure Stifler from American pie was also in this ,playing the role as one of the vampires.Someone in the cinema cried out -look there's Stifler . After that every time he appeared on screen the audience in my cinema began to giggle with laughter.Says it all really.