Perhaps I saw a different movie........

Rating: 1/10 (26 March 2009)

.... but I just want to make sure before I post my comment. The movie I saw was such a steaming pile of donkey doo that I started to question my own intelligence for recording it. Thank GOODNESS that I didn't pay a dime for this idiotic and remedial excuse for a horror film. The only thing more horrifying than the plot line ( or lack there of, I should say) and the acting ( note to Josh Hartnett : I am very VERY disappointed in you. Go to your room.) was complete lack of regard for laws of nature. Are you sure that all that oil would light so quickly with a dropped match??? I think you should go back to science class. Oh, and take some film classes while you are there.