Vampire Movie That Sucked

Rating: Null/10 (5 March 2010)

Well, what can I say. Think of a big, giant crock, fill it with the assorted effluvia, excreta and general waste of all human and animal depository and you can maybe get an inkling as to a fraction how much this movie stank.
Seldom since I sat through the torture that was "Far And Away" have I encountered such a waste of electricity. Slow at times, over paced at others, an inconsistent snore-fest where the dumbest ever vampires encounter the dumbest ever humans for the right to test the viewers patience.
Whispered scenes of barely audible, unrelenting tedium are interspersed with sporadic yet predictable gore. Avoid this like the plague. It ranks with the worst I have ever seen,