It's soooo bad, you'll want to cack yourself...

Rating: 1/10 (15 November 2007)

Don't get me wrong - I'll watch almost anything, and give almost anything an even chance. There are only two movies I've ever walked out in the middle of - this one and the first Garfield movie.
The continuity was shot - there are numerous scenes where there are bright red bloodstains on the ground, despite an almost constant snowfall - for SEVEN days...
The 'vampires' in this movie were supposed to be more brutal, harder, darker, more bestial than other vampire fiction, but even animals can clean themselves! Some of the vampires are walking around with bloodstains on them for days at a time - blood that had dried and begun to crack and flake off...
When the group of survivors is holed up in the attic for a week straight how did they survive? They couldn't have used the bathroom for fear of attracting the vampires, so a bucket or similar must have been used. Seven or so people in a confined space, for seven days, without bathing, and using a bucket would smell so bad that the vampires could smell them from the other side of town!!
They walked around in the attic with such lack of care that they clomped and thudded, yet were never heard. When they flipped back the paper covering the window to watch the 'bait' scene - that flash of light would have been an immediate give-away to vampires with darkness adapted eyes (hell it would be an immediate give away for humans with darkness adapted eyes).
In short - while I really wanted this movie to work, and it sounded great in theory, the actual production sucked. There was little thought given to almost anything in the movie.
To quote Homer Simpson - "There were script problems from the start." Bart states, "It seems to me no one read the script." to which Homer replies, "That was the problem."