I vant to bite your...snore

Rating: 1/10 (20 January 2011)

Well by golly heads were flying off, necks were squirting blood and body parts were scattered all over the streets...the true markings of a classic cinema graphic extravaganzawhat happened? Oh that stupid thing called a script got in the way. The old guy playing the boss vampire was mumbling in some Slavampiranian languageEnglish would have been fine. And what is this thing with all the women and their high pitched screechessounds more like a street full of chalk boards and about 300 sets of finger nails. I am sure the ending was great, but kind of missed it. There are movies I watch and I can actually take a very nice and relaxing nap, and then there are ones I get very annoyed at and can't sit still. I am sad to say that this movie falls into the latter category. Ah welldon't give upthrow out those foreign words and make a very basic plot, like'Once in Transylvania, there was this castle, etc.