Greatest Bomb of All Time

Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2007)

Greetings, Internet Movie Database. This was the greatest atrocity in film history. I know a bunch of horror movie fanatics will definitely pledge support to this catastrophe, but I, a former resident of Barrow, Alaska know better. First of all, that was not Barrow, that was not even remotely close to Barrow. In fact, it seems as though it were filmed in the middle of Canadian territory. The setting seemed to match a Canadian outpost, the buildings had the wrong design, there is no pipeline in or around Barrow, there were no real Inupiaq peoples in the film, the real sheriff of Barrow is obese and African-American, planes can land for that time that the sun does not shine, there is no diner and people's greatest problem in Barrow is the threat of each other. After that long list, I can evaluate on another problem. It seemed that the budget was minimal. The actors had plastic fangs and the violence was overdone. The scare factor was made by under-achievers who had music leading up to the "SCARY PARTS". All in all, this was the only movie that I have left halfway through and I am sure that I am not alone. Please, rate my comment of the usefulness.