Over 30 minutes of Pain if you see this flick

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2007)

I have seen a lot of vampire movies, I've seen tons of horror flicks period, a lot of them indie movies and a lot of them big time productions.
'30 days of Night' was the most disappointing 'vampire' movie I have ever seen. In. My. Life.
For a 'horror' movie, the only actually 'scary' parts were the two seconds of startled feeling you just from the camera doing a close up on a decapitated head. I ended up actually *laughing* through most of it! A spoof movie, such as 'Shaun of the Dead' is a 'horror-comedy', it's got a horror-genre that is *supposed* to be funny.
'30 days of Night' was actually *trying* to be a scary/thriller though, and that's what is so absolutely disappointing. Plot holes abound, screeching 'vampires' that were actually more like the sirens of Greek mythology, The gore of the film was trying but still lacking in comparison to other far scarier film-by the last 30 minutes of the movie I wasn't even trying to hold back my snickering laughter and lack of care for the 'victims'.
Don't waste your money seeing this at the Theatre! Just wait until it comes to rentals and waste $3 instead of $7 on this poor imitation of a horror movie.