watching paint dry is more interesting

Rating: 1/10 (17 January 2009)

I can usually find at least one good thing about even a mediocre movie that makes it worth watching. I am a huge fan of vampire movies as well. But this movie is pointless. To put it simply, vampires run around mauling people while they scream like little girls. They are near impossible to kill, and there are no heroes to stand in their way. And very random obvious things happen like a young girl walking in the open screaming for help getting murdered by the first vampire she comes across. Vampires kill... yes we know that. Where's the plot!? In addition, there is not a lot to draw an audience to the characters. They have little backgrounds to their lives and lack any admirable or even distinctive traits. Finally, this being a horror movie, misses any elements of fear. People get butchered like they would in a war movie and ooze blood. Where's the suspense?