Uninteresting, Bland, Awful, Trite.

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2007)

With the recent slew of horrendous and unscary horror movies of recent years, I figured this "breath of fresh air for the vampire genre" would at the least, be entertaining.
Chock it up to the Pete Hammonds of the world, the marketing muscle behind a Ghost House production, and those who were glued to the edge of their seat during "Underworld" that tell you this movie is in any way different, exciting, original, or heaven forbid, scary.
They are wrong. They will always be wrong. Don't listen to them. Listen to me. I love you.
This film is boring, uninteresting, bland, and stupid.
Ran out of Lunesta? Rent 30 Days of Night.