Worst 12 hours of movie viewing ever

Rating: 2/10 (19 May 2007)

One of the most unpleasant twelve hours I ever spent was watching this movie waiting for it to end. It was not really 12 hours, it just felt that way. What an utterly boring movie! Almost nothing happens except people killing each other. It is hour upon hour of mindless slaughter, as monotonous as tapes smuggled out of Iraq of American soldiers mowing down children with machine guns. To make matters worse it is filmed in wet poodle cam. They strapped a camera to the back of a shivering wet poodle. On top of that they used old batteries in the camera so it jerks along worse than Edison's originals, with smear/blur special effects effects so most of the time you can't tell who is doing what to whom, just that it is violent and bloody.
For the sadistic, there is a remarkable scene where a helicopter pilot mows down a field of people with his rotor blades. Other than that scene there is a total lack of imagination.
The plot makes no sense. Why are children allowed into a bio-contaminated area. Why does a man knowingly kiss a woman infected with a deadly virus? Why do the "zombies" always go after people who are not infected rather than each other? Why is everyone so casual around a disease more terrible than ebola? Why did the Americans invade Britain knowing full well it was infected?