The Good, The Bad, The Real Ugly.

Rating: Null/10 (28 June 2003)

The good. Well done I think, I jumped in spots, even though they were from loud timely placed sound effects, I was startled none the less, and who couldn't use a kick to the old ticker now and then. I also found the small injections of humor great. The "Simpsons" comments were great, the joke about the Lion in the bar, well placed. I think the two reconizable faces helped give the movie some credibility as well. The bad. I couldn't get over the washed out, grain look of the film. It looks like a bad 16mm blow up, or like I was watching the movie on the internet with a 56k modem. The Real Ugly. Great SFX make-up. The red eyes are great, A-LA StarWars Episode I Darth Mullett.