Will Haunt you for Milliseconds

Rating: 3/10 (12 August 2003)

Not a fully repellent movie, mind you. Just not a good one. It does a fine job with the lighting and cueing and sets and film angles and all. The performances are nothing great, nothing evil. It just seems lacking something. The worst part of the advertising is the "Stay thru the credits to see an alternate ending that will haunt you for days." They lied, it's a boring, patent, obvious ending about as haunting as a freshly washed sock dried with Country-Breeze Downy. It's tacked on as if the director couldn't decide which way they wanted to end it. A rung or two lower than the (Heston) Omega Man, which was a rung or two lower than The Last Man on Earth (Vincent Price). Overall, it's off-target enough to register as a disappointment.