not so sure how to describe this movie...

Rating: Null/10 (5 August 2003)

(i'm explaining this movie in full, so if you haven't seen it, don't read this)
so first there are these super cool activist people trying to free all of these highly irritated monkeys from the evil scientists...then one of the scientists starts going on and on about some disease called rage...yeah, that's what i said, rage...that's an emotion...not a disease...then a monkey jumps out of the cage and attacks chick activist...then it goes blank and the screen says "28 days later..." and i'm thinking "well, that was weird"...then a naked man (lets call him jim) wakes up in an enclosed hospital room...no one's around...poor lonely fellow...he wanders around for a while, and starts drinking a bunch of cans of soda...stealing whatever he can find that's edible...then he's looking for people, and he finds this field of what looks like dead people in the church...he says "hello" and a crazy priest starts chasing him...he knocks the priest out, then these red-eyed, blood-vomiting people start chasing him and these people in weird suits save him and blow up the blood-vomiting guys...sooner or later jim and the people in the weird suits (selena and mark) find out that jim's family is dead and then some blood-vomiting people try to kill jim but instead some blood gets in mark's eyes and selena beats him to death with a baseball bat...and i'm thinking "yeah, i would NOT be following her anywhere" but of course jim does and the two of them meet these super cool people who selena appears to hate...then they all decide to take a road trip to some town to find an army base to be rescued from the blood-vomiting crazy people...frank gets blood in his eye and one of the army guys shoots him...then jim, selena, and frank's daughter (hannah) go to the army base and have dinner...funny thing happens and these army guys turn out to be total jerks...lotsa fighting, lotsa gore, lotsa blood-vomit...then all the army guys get blood-vomited on by the red-eyed people and jim is shot...then the screen goes blank and the screen says (yet again) "28 days later..." and i'm thinking "well that was really weird" and then selena is sewing when jim wakes up and they make a really big sheet that says help that they get laid out at the very moment that a plane flies over them...then the movies over...really not that great of a story...nothing happens...at all
it's one of those movies that's really great to watch...you feel for the characters: you're sad when they're sad; you're excited when they're excited; and you're scared when red-eyed, blood-vomiting maniacs jump out of the bushes...really great to watch for sure...fantastic cinematography, also...but it absolutely sucked