Worst $8.50 I ever spent...

Rating: Null/10 (10 February 2004)

So, here's an idea. Let's actually make a movie that scares you or keeps you tense and hire some people who can actually act in our movie. None of these things were in this movie. I can honestly say that next to 'Vanilla Sky' and 'Bring It On' this is the worst movie I've ever seen, and ironically I saw all three in the theater. I have said before in other reviews that horror is my favorite genre, and as an expert in that field, I can say with all certainty that this movie was no horror. Perhaps grosse at times, but not scary and certainly not intense. I went with a large group of people, and while all the girls were hiding their faces and covering them in the boys' shirts, whilest the guys were on their edge of their seats hurraying and applauding how good it was, I was the only one sitting there yawning and closing my eyes, only because I was bored hoping the movie would end soon so that I could leave the theater. It was boring, and a waste of time and definitely money. I know it was a huge success, in Europe and America, but I despised it. No interesting plot, the fact that older men wanted to have sex with a little girl disgusted me, and I really didn't care to see the lead character exposed full frontal constantly.
If you want my advice, don't see this film. Save your money and see a good horror like 'Nightmare' or 'Scream'. Stuff you can count on to give you a good plot or storyline.
I give this movie 1/2 out of 10 for actually making it to the theater instead of direct to video. And that's being kind.
This is the end of my review.