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Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2003)

This movie is yet another case where it takes a beat-down plot, and starts out a movie with something seemingly interesting. Zombie movies aren't original, but nothing really is, technically. The first 10 minutes of the movie rocked, with the mysterious "rioting" scenes and the whole monkey-setting-free scenes. It made me think that this movie would actually be good. I nearly shat my pants though, after the whole cool monkey-infection part, the very first thing you see is Jim's [the main character] penis. It's a good 5 minutes of penis too. It was really really awful. Then he had to rub it in by showing everyone his naked butt for another 5 minutes. He starts wandering around town, and the movie stops being good after the first song stops playing. After the dramatic bridge [the drum part] with Jim looking at the wall with ads of dead people, the movie turns into a living crap machine. The movie switches genres a good three times throughout the movie, starting out as a kind of cool zombie movie, switching into a hippie hitchhiker movie, into a gay-bashing fest [where everyone makes fun of the fairy that cooks in the military camp]. The middle hour and 45 minutes of the movie is a blur, with highly predictable plot "twists" and "edge of seat" suspense sequences. To top everything off, though, the movie ends in a vague fashion, completely confusing anyone who was unfortunate enough to spend two hours in this bore-fest. Keep in mind, this is just my opinion, and I'm no expert by any means, but this is truly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life, managing to beat out "Darkness Falls" and the god-awful "Legally Blonde". Remember - Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart.