Sudden tranformation into Tarzan

Rating: 1/10 (5 February 2020)

Ordinary not-well-built civilian wakes up in a hospital to discover the Zombie apocalypse happened. Then in the space of a few days he becomes an expert Zombie-killer with a baseball bat... finally transforming into a Tarzan-like character... semi-naked and unarmed taking out a squad of soldier-rapists and rescuing his new found friends. This is facilitated by some very helpful Zombies... at one point the girl reverses a Land-rover with a baddie in the back... the Zombies break the rear window and drag him out and she drives off...
One annoying thing is that In the midst of this Zombie nightmare they manage to have interludes of fun... be cheerful, mess around, enjoy themselves, and just after narrowly-escaping death... taunt the Zombies.
They have incredible luck... like happening on a well stocked store with perfectly ripe fruit and not a single rat. There are rats... a huge horde of them... but they leave the store alone and stick to dark tunnels. Dark tunnels are where the infected Zombies live along with the rats... but luckily the rats don't have the virus. That's so lucky because had they had the virus the rats could have bitten our heroes to pieces and ended the story there.
Our hero gets covered in blood during his Stallone-like rampage... blood is the thing that spreads the virus... and his face is the last thing you'd want to kiss. But the woman he saves doesn't care: they smooch... and smooch... and smooch. At the start of the film she was the Zombie-killing expert... and he was struggling to climb stairs... but then it switched and she was the one who needed to be rescued and we got back to the traditional damsel-in-distress gender stereotyping...
I could go on... and on... and on...