28 Dongs Later...

Rating: Null/10 (10 July 2003)

Dude, this movie like started out with WAY TOO MUCH DONG! I mean there was like a monkey tied down to a table with wires and stuff connected to him. This all takes place in like some science laboratory and stuff. Then you got like these activists that come in to try and save all of the monkeys. However, 28 days later..........BOOOOOOOM......it's like Dong City dude. The main character's like dongin' everywhere. There's like dong all over the screen. I mean for almost 5 whole minutes this guy's dongin' like there's no tomorrow. He's like totally donged out. Besides all that it's a pretty cool flick. Just a little too much unnecessary dong time. It's worth at least one look. Be very careful though, or else there may be bad dongs in your future. After you watch this movie your dongs may be numbered!!!