A piece of crap!

Rating: 1/10 (3 November 2015)

This is basically the same review for this god-awful film as I gave its god-awful sequel.
28 Days Later is, simply, a piece of crap.
There is no need to analyse it any further.
As a helpful warning to potential viewers we can provide something of a community service, but really it's not worth wasting any more time on this piece of shoddy, shoddy rubbish:
It's boring, badly directed, boring, badly acted, boring, has no script, is boring, drags on for nearly 2 hours, is boring, has the stupidest story that goes nowhere, is boring, has no plot whatsoever and is boring. Excruciatingly boring.
Nobody involved with this piece of shoddy, crappy little crap should receive any credit at all.
Not even the presence of Brian Eno's 'An Ending/Ascent' or of Christopher Ecclestone could save this turd.
That's right, it's a piece of crap!
Move on!
(Ps. Footnote. Some idiot compared this film to 'Cube'. This is incorrect. 'Cube', though badly acted, is a work of archetypal genius. This film is a piece of crap. Now you have been educated, go forth!)
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