Like having your brain sodomized

Rating: 1/10 (27 September 2014)

According to Wikipedia, they spent $65 million making this atrocity. The end result is 112 minutes of mindless, puerile drivel which will leave any sentient being groggy from the barrage of idiocy. It's a parade of stereotypes, rehashed shtick, and poorly written and executed jokes. Except in this parade they put the horses up front and everyone has to tromp through manure the whole way.
Yes. It really is that bad. I like good slap-stick humor. And buddy comedies. And back-to-school comedies. And gross-out physical comedy. This movie tried to combine all of those elements, and managed to execute each one with equal levels of ineptitude. I guess in that respect this is an accomplishment.
The only positive I could find was that the production values were high. But after half an hour I needed to bail and do something more pleasing - like slam my head forcefully into a concrete highway barrier.