You people are kidding us with these highly rated reviews, right?

Rating: 2/10 (23 July 2013)

I wanted to like this movie. I enjoyed the original series and so thought I'd give this a shot since it was available on one of my OnDemand channels. As I see it, the single biggest problem with this movie is that it was Rated R; so the people who are the correct age to enjoy this thing are not old enough to view it, and those that are old enough to watch it will not enjoy it. I will admit I laughed two or three times, but the boring times in between them far outweighed those tiny chuckles.
This movie repeated commits the greatest sin, that is people not reacting to events like a reasonably intelligent, poorly educated person might. Every character in this thing is dumber than a bag rocks, the dialog is awful, and the plot is incoherent. Had I gone to the cinema to watch this dog, I would have been force to walk out before the halfway mark, and demand my money back.
I promise I will die before I watch another movie, TV show, or video in which Jonah Hill had anything to do with the writing or production. The fact that so many people liked it, and wrote glowing reviews is either evidence that some people are paid to right false good reviews, or it is a further sign our civilization is rapidly approaching its ultimate demise due to the unfathomable inanity of the average voter.