How to make Las Vegas boring.

Rating: 3/10 (30 March 2008)

Yes, it does take effort. Listless characters that it would take a saint to care about, turgid plot movements that make watching CSPAN seem an adventure in action movies, and a love interest that rivals the sparks thrown off by Pat and Richard Nixon dancing at a state dinner. I'll sum up how boring the movie makes LV: several scenes in strip clubs with no one naked. Oh, I almost forgot...there was one happening stripper with rose colored star shaped pasties. Pastie bosomed strippers/lap dancers in Las Vegas circa 2008? Not even in Shecky Greene's day.
It would be hard to care for these characters even if you were related to the actors. One more howler: card counters from MIT staying under the radar, winning hundreds of thousands from various casinos, but shown in several scenes (I should have counted them) being greeted by name as a high rollers by doormen, casino executives, and dealers. Dull, dumb, and unique in being the worst Vegas movie ever.