Worst. Movie. Ever

Rating: 3/10 (22 January 2010)

Writing a review of this worthless movie would even be too much effort. This is total crap. The most impossible things happened, cliché after cliché. I just write this to warn everybody out there NOT to watch this movie. I've just watched it, and am much too frustrated to think clear. A shotgun pointed to my head would be the only way to get rid of my frustration at the moment.
I'm just happy I've downloaded the movie, because going to the cinema would be the worst 5,- ever spent. There are just so much impossibilities in this movie, writing a review would just take me as much time as watching the movie. So, this was a waste of what used to be perfectly usable bandwidth, not to mention the devaluation of my TV.
Lol@myself. After a few months I see this review again and decided to mix a bit of nuance into it. First, I gave it 3 stars instead of one. That's for the visual effects that aren't that bad. The story however is still one of the flattest, nothing-containing ones ever.
Some explanation is needed for those who did not see the movie. You do not get to know the personages anyhow, they remain flat and anonymous. The acting is just bad. Why is there suddenly a romance that did not grow on any way out of a divorce full of irritation to each other? 'OH, my beloved husband is dead, let's just kiss with my ex-husband who I have hated for years?'
So many things that happen are so just NOT possible. The coincidence is just totally over it's head. By the way, I don't write English essays often so please excuse me for English is not my main language, if I do make some mistakes don't mind that too much. I still strongly advise you not to watch this movie since it is so bad that it probably is the only way to get even a brain-dead zombie annoyed.