Epic!

Rating: 2/10 (19 June 2010)

This movie was EPIC...............LY bad!!!!
Never have I seen an idea so poorly executed in all my life. The directors and script writers have taken what was potentially a good premise for a movie and turned it into one of the worst movies I have ever had the misfortune to watch from beginning to end!
The script was terrible and the whole movie was so implausible that it was hard to tell whether it was trying to be a serious film or some kind of cheesy 'carry on' spoof!! (Carry on Apocalypse, anyone?)
The characters were very shallow and not remotely believable, there were far too many 'we only just survived' moments, the whole movie was ridiculous! I am actually ashamed for John Cusack for being the lead in such an abomination of a movie - Being John Malkovich this is not!
The plot is shallower than a tinker's bath and so ridiculous that I actually felt sorry for the idiot that signed off on it.
This is a truly awful movie which deserves to be ridiculed for it's terrible plot, poor execution and flimsy characters.
Watching this film made me sad to be human, it really is as bad as that!