Despite myself, I still kind of enjoyed this movie.

Rating: 5/10 (23 December 2010)

Yesterday, if you had told me that I would give this movie a rating higher than 3/10, I would have laughed. Today, however, after having finally watched it, I can say that pretty much all of my predictions were correct: the story is dumb, the dialogue is silly, the characters are annoying stereotypes, and the effects are stellar. However, despite how stupid this movie is, it never actually bored me. The cardinal sin of any form of entertainment is boring the viewer, and, honestly, I can't say that this movie bored me, despite how much some parts of it annoyed me.
If you hate Roland Emmerich films, then don't watch this. Obviously. If you find them stupid but tolerable, then come on aboard the ark. It's no better than Universal Soldier, but it's no worse than Stargate. That should be good for a 5/10 or so.