Dreadful!

Rating: 1/10 (24 November 2009)

I could easily spend all of my alloted 1,000 words describing just how bad this film is, but what would be the point? Surfice to say that this must rank as amongst the worst films I have ever sat through - and, yes, I did manage the whole 2 hours 30 minutes, unlike some in the cinema! Everything in this pile of utter rubbish is predictable - who is going to die, who survives, what happens to the horrid little dog etc - if you haven't worked it out within half and hour of the start of the film then you simply haven't seen many films! So, why did I waste an afternoon watch this waste of film stock? Simple, I have a mate who, being a veteran of the industry, has a free pass for most cinemas so we did not pay - the only plus point of the whole event! To quote Monty Python, this is not a film for lying down, this is a film for lying down and avoiding! Utter, total tosh from first to last. If the end of the world means that films like this no longer gets made then bring it on!