Most of the time I was trying to work out how I could leave the

Rating: 1/10 (29 January 2011)

private theater I was at...without offending my host! What an appalling load of twaddle this comic strip is.I was rooting for the tidal waves and could barely restrain a cry of,"Go get 'em tsunami!" I can do the "suspend belief bit" but I really can hack screamers who want to argue the point when they are in clear and imminent danger.I felt really sorry for the poor giraffe being tossed around like a rag doll.Otherwise I didn't really give a fig for what might happen to the principals of this special effects extravaganza.The hero(I use that word loosely)seemed to have a thousand lives and what's more,this, "sedantary computer addict whose claim to fame was the fact he had sold 500 copies of a novel he authored",also evidently held the world record, for holding his breathe under water.
Don't they make flicks for grown-ups anymore?