A tale of sound and fury signifying nothing

Rating: 2/10 (11 June 2010)

Balls. I was warned but I just had to see for myself. This was even more tedious than Independence Day, which was unwatchable rubbish.
Take out the special effects and you are left with what ? I'm really struggling to find something good to say about it. Tum-ti-tum-ti-tum - Woody Harrelson was entertaining, but after that you have a disaster- movie-by-numbers, you can easily guess who lives and who will die, and for a disaster movie it really dragged in parts.
Knock off a few minutes, kill a few of the main cast - no-one is that lucky and it's about time John Cusack bit the bullet.
Bill Hicks would have loved it though, he finally got Arizona Bay.