Like being poked in the face with a sharp fork.

Rating: 3/10 (7 June 2010)

This film decided to go on for what felt like 6 years. After seeing the trailer, I felt a small amount of excitement inside but that was short lived when I sat down and the film began. About 30 minutes in, I felt like I had been employed to watch paint dry slowly...as the film ventured on I got to the stage were you daze off and wonder how many pieces of toast you will have when you get home. The story was dull. The acting was also quite pap except for Woody Harrelsons appearance, and it had those silly stupid bits were you always say "That wouldn't happen!" and then someone says "Its just a film!". Silly bits include giraffes and elephants being carried by helicopters, dodging massive explosions with a family jeep, a Russian man, an indestructible plane etc etc. Shite isn't even the word.