Worse than Armageddon.

Rating: 1/10 (30 March 2018)

In 2012 Woody Harrelson plays the part of an irritating goggle-eyed hippie eco-prophet who correctly predicts the imminent transformation of Yellowstone National Park into a super volcano that will destroy the United States. Harrelson hams up the part seemingly bent on pushing the viewer beyond the bounds of annoyance and into a ballpark where cinema goers must beat themselves with baseball bats senseless to the point where the awfulness that is 2012 can be expunged from memory. Yet, at least Harrelson does the viewer a favour by dying quickly. In that his is the least irritating of a tidal sea of god awful characters in a movie which is so bad makes the prospect of Armageddon seem like a bliss devout.