Uumm, Worst Movie Ever made?

Rating: 1/10 (17 April 2010)

Plain & Simple: this movie was like getting kicked in the crotch for two and half hours. I'm all for suspension of disbelief and enjoying a good time, but unless you're seven years old and not terribly bright, there is simply no way to enjoy this film. For a short time you can say, "Well, OK, they just said that Underground Water Tank (??) was TWO MILES deep, and mysteriously there's lights installed inside it to see the miraculous non-pressurizing water boiling in it... but OK, it's only a movie!" But you finally (and not too long after) get to the point where you're more apt to shout, "AGAIN?! Again with the airplane not taking off in time and flying underground?!" And it quickly degenerates into incredulously saying, "Did they REALLY just say that the fireball/ash cloud that originated in Yellowstone had not yet reached Las Vegas, but somehow just swallowed the Vice President's helicopter OUTSIDE OF PITTSBURGH?!?" And finally it culminates into a game of "I'm-gonna-say-the-most -ridiculous-thing-I-can-think-of -and-they-will-do-it", like when the Dhali Lama reaches under his robes and I'm all like, "Oh, what's he gonna do, hand him the keys to the Lama-mobile?" and he actually DOES IT!! I even stunned myself when I called that one. Please, don't waste your time by watching this drivel and supporting this insultingly-stupid monstrosity.