Cheese Factor

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2009)

The largest problem with this film (and every film this director gets his cheesy paws on)is the same as films by James Cameron. The budget is bloated, the direction is over the top (which can work to its advantage) but the director deceives himself and tries to convince his audience that he can actually "write" the film as well. Both directors are terrible screenwriters or both came from the same grade school of "Saccharin and Cloying Nonsense." Someone needs to tie these guys up the second they decide to put pen to paper. I should have known from "Independence Day" and "The Day After Tomorrow" that I would have to be carried home in a diabetic coma. Never again. If any producer with too much money on his hands needs to overdevelop a failing high school project, please give me a call. At least, I will not proclaim to be a talented writer. And I can make better for a lot less. Thank goodness it was digital. Imagine all the acetate created for this to only end up polluting the trash dumps of this country.