Pure Tripe

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2007)

Watched this one while sitting on the toilet taking a big, solid smelly dump. I looked down at the plop and saw it had pieces of corn and cabbage stuck in it, now watching the the log of Pooh slowly dissolve in the accepting water was 10 times more interesting than a certain movie that was on the TV "2001 A Space Odyssey". We are subjected to an opening sequence of a blank black screen with some music in the background. Even with my finger on the fast forward button and the other hand wiping my bottom it still wouldn't move any quicker. I was tempted to measure the length of my long log of Pooh as I felt it would be a lot more intriguing than this very crap film.