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Rating: 1/10 (27 July 2012)

If I hadn't already seen Eyes Wide Shut, I would be calling this the worst movie I've ever seen. Because I have seen EWS though, the best I can do is say that this is nearly as bad. The acting is fine and the score is excellent, but the story is underwhelming and the movie as a whole is excruciatingly slow.
Even the score, which, on it's own, is impressive and iconic, seems forced and dragged out when put up against many scenes.
Great for an insomnia patient though, I'm sure, and if you were high, you'd probably enjoy the last 20 minutes, but I nearly quit before the space scenes even started. In hindsight, I wish I had.
I will never watch another Kubrick film again.