What??????????

Rating: 3/10 (18 April 2004)

So, there was this monolith and a spaceship and a talking computer and some apes and ... er ... actually I have no idea.
It would probably be better if I had read the book, but I didn't understand what the hell this film was about, and it bored me senseless. Sorry Stanley. Even more sorry Arthur.
That said, it did have Leonard Rossiter in it and South Park later did an amusing parody of Hal, so it can't be all that bad. Can it?
Well yes. But then I've probably missed the point entirely. If there was one.
My Rating: 3 out of 10