Worst Science Fiction Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (14 June 2003)

I remember that several people told me that this movie was great. If I ever meet them again, there are going to be words.
I can never understand why people enjoy this movie. It's boring, dull, lifeless and the ending has no payoff. The only highlight is the beginning, where all the monkeys start beating each other down with bones. Now THAT'S a movie! Every time they play this on television, I watch that scene, then try to catch a re-run of Doctor Who (Sci-fi can't get better then the Doc!)
Every time I express my humble opinions about this movie, every one wants to know why I think it's boring. I want to know who thinks this is exciting. "HAL closed the door, we have to run ten feet to get to the next one!" 20 minutes of floating around later... "We made it, just in time! Hey, is that a monolith?"