Dear God, kill me now

Rating: 2/10 (25 November 2001)

I had always heard that this movie was a classic, and one of the finest films ever made. So, one night my brother, some friends and I rented it. It was quite possibly the most boring movie I had ever seen. The "musical interludes" add nothing to the plot, and hardly even look interesting. The opening with the apes is somewhat cool, but not enough to make the rest of the movie worth it. The time I spent watching it could have been put to so many better uses, but, alas, it's now gone for good. However, the fact remains that it is a classic, both a classic film and a classic work of sci-fi. Boring as it may be, that is its one saving grace: it needs to be seen. I suggest getting together with a lot of friends, and a lot of candy or something to distract you, and watch it. Get it over with. But, see it.