Amazingly boring

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2006)

Well, While I'm open to slow pace movies - you know, some of the deep and meaningful European movies for instance - I have to confess I have never seen a more boring movie in my life.
This has to win the grand Oscar of the most boring movie ever made. And trust me, I watch a LOT of movies - 4 to 6 per day, as my job requires.
As to "BEAUTY", as mentioned by another amateur critique here, well, I guess "beauty" is in the eyes of the beholder as the proverb goes. Personally, I found it, err... not so much ugly (apart from the growling apes) but ... duh... boring beyond belief.
How on earth the current rating of IMDb shows 8.4/10 beats the sh*t out of me.
I guess I must have missed something.