2001: A Sleep Odyssey

Rating: Null/10 (4 October 1999)

There are too many people out there who think this is a masterpiece. I'm here just to counter that nonsense. First of all the acting in this movie was a joke. There were no great characters that will never be forgotten (oh by the way Keir Dullea acts worse than Keanu Reeves and Tori Spelling). Their is a total of five minutes dialogue in this movie, and six and a half hours of sheer silence. Some people may call that art but i call it BORING. How can anyone like a movie where the ending is so stupid and out there, that you don't get it (a mouse must have written the script). Hardcore fans of this movie will use the excuse "that's the beauty of it, everyone has their own opinion." Ladies and gentleman of the jury that's not called beauty thats called turkey. That's what i rate this movie, turkey. Kubrick directed one of the greatest movies of all time (Dr.Strangelove) but this is a complete joke. It looks like Madonna directed it. I was so happy when the movie Airplane II made fun of this movie. I think everyone should take part in making fun of it. How can a movie make you fall asleep faster than school does. That's downright sad. If you want a great sci-fi movie rent Star Wars or Close Encounters of the Third Kind or Planet of the Apes or anything instead of this trash mobile. The only time i would ever watch this movie again is if someone held a gun to my head and said "press play" (nahhhh...I change my mind, I'd take the bullet). I was so happy when this movie was over, i threw a party to help me forget how bad it was. I only recommend this movie to people who can't see or hear (it's better if you can't hear the five minute screenplay), don't worry you'll get it as much as the people who can see and hear. P.S. email me if u agree with me or if you oppose me, I take on all challengers. Write me if you need recommendations for GOOD movies (not this turtle paced junk mobile) they don't call me the "tree of knowledge" for nothing.