this is not a movie...

Rating: 1/10 (9 April 2002)

classic? what's so classic about watching monkeys fool around for half an hour? this movie could have been edited to maybe ten to fifteen minutes and it would still be the same. just take away all the nonsense and useless visual effects and you would end up with a 15 minute documentary. maybe i was alive in 60s and saw this, then i would be distracted from the absence of a story line by the special effects which must have been amazing back then. yes, to all those kubrick fans, i didn't get it and you did, congratulations, you understand a madman. what a waste of three hours.