IMDb needs to investigate whether monkeys at the zoo

Rating: Null/10 (25 November 2006)

are posting on this website again. Please IMDb, ban their IP addy.
We got people who can't grasp the film trying to give it a review? And some PC Nazi claiming this is Kubrick's fascist vision??!!
Angry reviewers, get back on the meds and stop renting movies like 2001. Stick to what you know and put your (Sony) Beta copy of Police Academy 5 in the blinking thing-a-ma-jig on top of the TV you inherited from your incarcerated uncle.
2001 is acknowledged by every serious film school and film society to be one of the greatest films made. Kubrick is also acknowledged to be one of the greatest directors ever. So if you can't understand why the aforementioned things are true, please sit back, watch your pirated version of Roadhouse for the 13th time and don't punch anyone (especially your spouse) after you polish off a dozen tallboys of Schlitz.
2001 is impressive on every level. Score = brilliant (I realize the "challenged" reviewers hate classical because it doesn't have the street cred of music created by ex/future cons) Visuals = brilliant (again for the monkeys, long shots of beautiful imagery confuse you as you look for the tricked-out Dodge Dart with the flame detailing) Acting = Brilliant (Uh, oh. The mobile-home-monkeys are mad. Where's the supreme thespian Napoleon Dynamite?) Special Effects = Brilliant (Trailer-monkeys are scratching their head, shouldn't Hollywood stuntman Hooper be in charge of these things?) Wardrobe = Brilliant (Monkeys are asking, What? No underwear-exposed, pulled-down-jeans in the future?) Dialog = Brilliant (Translation: Not one tattoo-covered punk who introduces himself as "Dawg") Plot = Brilliant (Translation for the monkeys: No fart jokes.)
So for those of you who hate actually having to contemplate the meaning of anything more complicated than whether Barney is a real dinosaur, please stay away from this movie and go shoplift yourself a copy of Kazaam to enjoy this Holiday season.