A piece of almost nothing

Rating: 3/10 (19 October 2013)

This movie is a piece of almost nothing into which are filled the viewer's own projections. For the purpose of this review, I choose to fill it with nothing and expose it for the almost nothing that it is. This is not a failing on my part, but a refusal to give credit to the movie when credit is due to me alone, for the thoughts belong to me and are in no way elicited by the movie any more than they are elicited by a room of total darkness.
This movie is so bad, it is the equivalent of John Cage's 4'33" on film, except it doesn't have the audacity of the latter to go all the way and deliver a totally blank slate.