Boring! Boring! oh, and its BORING !

Rating: Null/10 (19 November 2003)

I'm sorry but its true: THIS FILM IS BORING. There. I've said it. Don't bother flaming me and telling me this is one of the greatest films of all time. I know you think so. I know I'm alone in the wilderness, a single voice in the forest. I have tried to like this film, I want to like this film. But I can't. Its so slow, so contrived, so pretentious. And worst of all, a big, gigantic bore.