Two hours of my life wasted!

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2017)

Well, I must say I was excited to watch this movie, I really enjoy classic Sci Fi movies and enjoy a good B grade Sci Fi if it has a good story.
Key features, Slow paced to the point of being painful, really bad use of sound effects and music, toilet acting, Lots of use of silence, lots of use of long drawn out scenes, 100% mushrooms were used in the making of this movie.
Man was I sorely let down here, lets have an honest plot summary.
Starts out with a crazy long black screen with sounds and music and no picture at all around 10 minutes worth then you get to the dawn of man. aka lets watch apes in there day to day life in the desert doing FA for a what seems like eternity (this movie is very slow paced) They wake up one day to a black monolith next to their den and seem to suddenly figure out how to use bone as a hammer and start walking upright.
Next thing you know we are in the space age, after a lot of very slow paced character development our main man is off to the moon to visit the crew that has found a big black monolith on the moon, fair enough.
After a long, slow trip to the moon they investigate the monolith and determine it is sending a radio signal to Jupiter.
The next thing you know they have put a ship and crew on a mission to investigate. The only slightly interesting part of the movie occurs during this voyage between the crew and the A.I of the ship. I wont say what in case you are still determined to watch this movie after reading my review. Still this section of the movie was generally slow paced.
They reach their destination, and discover another monolith in orbit of Jupiter and set out to investigate in a small pod. This is where I assume they ran out of ideas and consumed way too many mushrooms. One moment the pod is approaching the monolith the next thing you get is all kinds of low grade special effects of lights blurring past the screen for an extremely extended period of the movie, it seems to go on and on like this and you are left wondering what the **** am I watching this for.
Then the next thing you know the pod is parked in some strange room kind of Victorian in style. What happens next is hard to describe but our main man see's someone eating at a table, then he is the person at the table. He then notices someone in the bed, then he is the person in the bed. Next thing you are looking at a fetus, then the fetus is giant and next to earth and then the movie ends...
I was left thinking what the **** did I just watch, what is this toilet, why do people like this? If I could rate this pile 0 I would.