Give people a Stanley Kubrick classic, and everyone will shout "boring".

Rating: Null/10 (11 May 2002)

Reading through the previous reviews I got quite sad at how many people basically just seemed to say "Ugh. Where's the dialogue? Where's the action? Where are the nifty giant explosions?" To all those people I can only say: Sorry, this kind of movie wasn't made for you. It stems from a time when people were more patient, when they could enjoy the wonderful atmosphere and ponder the philosophical meaning. Because those two things are what made this movie one of the all-time greats. Go and watch Rambo again, that seems to be your style. Bleah.