Uhh...

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2006)

Yes, you may want to seriously check in to a mental institution. I just finished the movie (well watched the first 1 hr and 45 minutes and fast forwarded the last 35 minutes, missing absolutely nothing) and can officially say that I have spent the most pointless, wasteful, and idle 2 1/2 hours of my life. I've spent more valuable time taking craps on the toilet seat than watching this movie which could have easily been reduced to 5 minutes. Wow, I think I've lost at least 90% of my sanity and 100% of my attention span after having sat in front of the screen, finishing up my entire box of cookies and reading an entire chapter on the Art of War (again, I missed nothing from the storyline). I think that probably the most exciting part during the movie was when I farted in the middle of one of the 10-minute scenes of a spacecraft slowly floating its way across the screen. Oh, well I do admit that the first sight of the monolith did raise my heart rate just a little bit...or maybe it lowered it. Whoa, I just realized I was that close to falling into cardiac arrest. Damn......Kubrick's theories might've been wrong about the extinction of the human species after all...FYI to the emotionally depressed and suicidal: Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey......