The worst film you'll ever encounter in this universe

Rating: Null/10 (25 July 2011)

I actually wanted to read all the negative reviews because even thinking about this film gets me annoyed and seeing others making agreeable points makes me feel better. Not even Buddha himself could answer the question:"why is this film so successful when its so bad".
I've heard all the praise about it and decided i need to watch it in my spare time for the sake of educating myself and growing as an artist(well,computer graphics major but its art all the same). When i saw this i thought my video player was having issues, and following that, instantly annoyed, not even 15 min in and i was asking myself "The hell is this?!" i picked out all the references that I've seen satirized in media, but i didn't understand why, there was Absolutely NOTHING good about this film. The only decent part was the HAL plot line, which i noticed had been made fun of the most and i finally understand why, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE IN THIS FILM TO SATIRIZE!.
When it's not Animal Planet, its a "Things floating in space" classical music video, or an LSD trip backed up by a choir of screaming people, now think about this, a CHOIR OF SCREAMING PEOPLE, yeah, that's what i wanna listen to for 1/3 of the whole film. There is ONLY 2 things i can imagine this getting such high praise, the visual effects coupled with all the critics in 1968 being stoned out of their minds, This guy took "movies are a visual medium" a little too literally, this film is on par with Michael Jackson's "Moonwalker" 1/3 plot, 2/3 pointless filler...actually even filler is to positive a word to use, its NOTHING, you can cut it out and the storyline(whatever there is) wont be affected in the slightest.
IF Kubrick wanted to make a piece of art, he would've been better off making a series of paintings because as a film, this simply cant stand, its the equivalent of DaVinci making a movie about a woman standing still instead of simply painting "The Mona Lisa". in short This film will waste almost 3hrs of your time and give you nothing in return, you're better off staring at your wall. You see that "spoiler alert" box, IMDb can remove it for this film because there's absolutely NOTHING to spoil.Final Verdict: Avoid this film at all costs,it doesn't deserve to exist.