Greatest Epic?!?!? Did we see the same movie?

Rating: 1/10 (6 February 2006)

I've read so many reviews about this movie from so many people... and it made me think it was a great movie and when I saw it, I'd remember it as a great classic.
The movie I saw was so boring and so slow that at the end I could really feel my brain just melting out of my ears. 2 hours? That was 2 weeks! First of the beginning... a bunch of monkey jumping around. Well OK, but for 13 minutes? And what are tapers doing in middle of the desert? Next off the spaceships with Blue Dan Eu, couldn't they have written their own music? There are no words to describe how slow this movie is. With the stuff they had in it, it should have been ten minutes long! Oh HAL might have had his moments, but his death was the most boring thing ever. No music, just Daisy, and that was bad because computers can't sing. The flying colors at the end, oh ouch. I know most of it was landscape negatives, but you only had to show one to get your point across. It strains the eyes so much, that me and my friends that I was watching it with all had headaches. The ending also doesn't make sense... or maybe my brain was just gone after watching all those flying colors.
The more I hear how this movie was such an epic, the more I want to scream. It's the worst movie on planet earth!