MOST BORING MOVIE EVER

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2018)

I'll admit, the effects were amazing for a film in 1968. The musical score is amazing too, but those two qualities seem to be the only good thing about the film. I watch a ton of old movies, and I'm a fan of Stanley Kubrick respectively. But this film disappoints me to think that people claim it's his masterpiece. I almost fell asleep watching just the first 13 minutes of the film. And I'm not kidding you or exaggerating, I timed it. Literally I'd be better off just listening to the soundtrack with my headphones and I'd be satisfied just with that. At least then I can come up with a story that has a mixture of good effects AND an actual story I can be entertained of. I'd hate to say this about a film from a legend, but this is, by far, the worst film I've ever seen so far. There may be worse, but this one takes the cake... for now.