Why aren't ZERO STARS available?

Rating: 1/10 (12 April 2020)

No need to go into detail about this overlong time-waster. Recommended by a friend, I took my girlfriend to see this unfunny film. Long story short, some good ideas were stretched so thin that they just weren't funny. John Belushi smashing open a whiskey bottle and pouring the contents in his face. Funny. Robert Stack sitting in a theater, crying during a cartoon. NOT funny. Not funny at all. Lots of good talent, wasted. Junk, junk, junk.