Spielberg's only, and I mean ONLY, truly bad film.

Rating: 1/10 (4 October 2019)

And because he's Spielberg, he doesn't do it half-assed...he makes it a next-level, no-holds-barred turd. It's ugly, over-stuffed, over-long, unbearably loud, obnoxious, and embarrassingly unfunny. Worst of all, Spielberg comes off as supremely self-pleased, clearly thinking each bit is gonna result in us bowling over with laughter. Thank God he eventually figured out how to tackle his feelings for WWII.